What is going on with the world.
Firstly. I go shopping this weekend and it would appear the 'Christmas jumper' is back in fashion.

Secondly. There seems to be some sort of fashion for 'men' where the bottom of trousers are elasticated.

What is going on?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 16:14, 91 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

it's the early 80s all over again
legwarmers and tennis wrist bands next
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)

*Digs out Campri ski jacket.*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)

*finds she no longer fits in rara skirt*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 16:24, Reply)

*suggests you check to see if your tucker boots still fit*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Daughter bought leg-warmers last weekend, I kid you not.
I said "have they got reindeer on?" and she embarrassedly slinked out of the room.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 30 Oct 2011, 16:44, Reply)

this world is a fucked up place

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Do not get me started on the latter.
Please don't get me started on the latter.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I want your opinion on both the christmas jumper and the spacky-strides.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Both terrible.
But do not confuse Xmas jumpers with fairisle jumpers. Fairisle jumpers can be great (but most of the time are awful), my Our Legacy one is mega.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Have you made any new purchases of late Bazza?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)

No but this is calling my name.
www.mrporter.com/product/303129
I can get it for 170 mind.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 16:48, Reply)

That looks nice.
Are you short of blue jackets?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Nah not really.
I do need a big, fuck off hooded one for when it's pissing down. Found a YMC one but it's £400. Gotta wait for the sales.
I also need 'going out' jackets, although tell a lie I just bought this one img822.imageshack.us/img822/4121/ag9de.jpg Amazing eh?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I think it would take a younger man than me to pull off that look Barry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 17:05, Reply)

His outfit is pants.
The jacket is mega though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Did you get yourself some Clarks originals in the end?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Sold out in my size before I got my act together.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 17:37, Reply)

never mind.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I like a christmas jumper but the trouser thing is well bent.
I am making my belt for my costume at school tomorrow, I have got glitter everywhere. Jokes on not enough material etc... crack on.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Are the kids stupidly excited about halloween?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Yeah it's quite endearing even with their stupid accents

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 16:33, Reply)

If they use the word 'candy' tomorrow. You are allowed to punch them in the face.
I just checked that online, and it's true. So there is no need for you to double check it. Trust me. It's a fact.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I'm going to be in a class of 20 4 yr olds dressed up, and I'm going dressed as a wrestler,
mask n all, it's going to be bedlam.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 17:01, Reply)

I hope you tell them that you are Kendo Nagasaki.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 17:06, Reply)

I will now

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 17:10, Reply)

All you need to be a convincing Mr Nagasaki can be found here
www.kendonagasaki.org/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 17:12, Reply)

You are bare lucky to be over there for Halloween.
They go crackers, although I was nine when I was there for Halloween so my views may change slightly if I'm over there again at twenty.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 16:50, Reply)

bare lucky.... sweet jesus

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 17:00, Reply)

If you continue to be a dick for no reason I will take it a lot further than you will be comfortable with.
Bloody hell it was difficult to type that with a straight face.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 17:09, Reply)

You wish quender. But really bare... Are you sixteen from Brixton?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 17:10, Reply)

It's quite obviously not used in any serious context.
And mocking someone's choice of words when using the word quender yourself is a bit silly.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Relax baz, why so serial?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 17:29, Reply)

You two quenders need to get a room and sort it out in the DH Lawrence style.
Oliver Reed in Women In Love? You know what I mean.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 18:24, Reply)

Ribs in my pants, Ribs in my pants, What am I having for dinner? I'm eating ribs in my pants.
They got "Home made BBQ Suace", "Texas Spicy Sauce" and "Jack Daniel's Tennessee Glaze". I think I'm going for the JD one BUt, but, with a side of BBQ AND a side of blue cheese sauce.

Ok, ok, this is what I'm getting
- Baby Back Ribs - with JD glaze... replace the chips for ONion Rings
- BBQ Sauce
- Blue cheese Sauce
- BBQ Buffalo Wings
- Root Beer

Oh boy *to the tune of Spiderman* Happy Days, Happy Days, I am getting, Ribs today. With some Sauce, BBQ, Look out, here comes the Happy Days.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I'll have the spiderman tune in my head all night now.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 17:08, Reply)

For choir over here they learn songs like the spiderman theme tune, songs from Annie,
Sesame street songs it's brilliant
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Haha, I'm going to eat it in my dressing gown and pants too, so I don't get any clothes messy.
HAPPY DAYS
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)

But what if you get rib juice on your dressing gown.
That would be annoying.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Nah', I'll lick it out.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Do you want some sauce in your box too?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Oh man, yeah', that'll be awesome =D Is there any amazing blue cheese or bbq sauces?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)

So much you would shit

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)

=DDD

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Alright fluffers?
The Bay Horse in York, the one on Marygate, has possibly the most pedestrian range of malts I have ever had the bad luck to encounter.

I walked past Billy Bragg today, he must have been sightseeing in York after Pocktoberfest this weekend.

As you were.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 18:00, Reply)

Ah, Billy Bragg
Superb songwriter, very under-rated guitarist and sanctimonious idiot who is far too fond of the sound of his own voice.

Billy Bragg gigs got painful at times because the bastard stopped with the music and just ranted.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 18:10, Reply)

I'm not a fan at all.
And he has a terrible singing voice.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 18:23, Reply)

*adds this to The Big List of Things Dozer and I Do Not Agree About*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 18:33, Reply)

There are a lot of singers I like who have terrible voices.
Leonard Cohen for one, and the guy out of Galaxie 500.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 18:37, Reply)

True dat.
See also: Bob dylan.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 18:41, Reply)

I find Dylan overrated.
And there are a lot of singers where I can't get past the horribleness of their voices.

Tom Waits and Neil Young for instance.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 18:42, Reply)

neil young I don't care one way or the other
But I'd kill to sing like Tom Waits, he is all of awesome.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 18:47, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo_9UgaxeJE
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 18:39, Reply)

excellent parody.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 18:48, Reply)

can't find his wicked
Tom Waits one, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 18:51, Reply)

I just watched a program about
the dudes in Bletchley Park. The mad bit was that the guy who invented Colossus had a PC in the 90s and had to take a course to learn how to use it. That's some crazy tech development you've got there, 20th century
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 18:32, Reply)

I went there, they has a computing museum, it was awesome.
I also has Alan Turing Cuff Links. *GLESS* *awaits judgement*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 18:35, Reply)

have you seen the thing on Iplayer at the mo?
It's about Tutte and Flowers breaking tunny. That place was amazing. I wish I was that kind of clever
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 18:37, Reply)

I have not.
I shall try to look it up when I get home tomorrow. I wish I was too, I couldn't figure out how the enigma machines worked even with big diagrams and baby talk exlanations.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 18:41, Reply)

I read a really good book on codebreakinga while
ago - The Code Book by Simon Singh. Explained it all in a way that I could, at least for a while, understand. And be a bit obssessed with
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 18:48, Reply)

I might see if I can find a chap copy of this.
Sounds interesting
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Be judged
Alan Turing liked young boys, and the local coppers were told to turn a blind eye.

Computers -v- Paedophila in WW2.

How was your Northern Weekend?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 19:16, Reply)

I SWEAR I AM NOT A FUCKING AUTISTIC PUPPY

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 18:59, Reply)

eh what?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 19:12, Reply)

I downloaded every single eppisode of The Gummi Bears, and am very excited by it, even though it does nothing for my autistic puppy dog image

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Gonz.
You know how you were saying that unlesss you got some action within the next few hours, you'd be spending your 27th year on earth without getting laid?

Well I think I may have found one of the reasons. Unless you are planning on going to Thailand on the Gary-Glitter-Package-Tour, I don't think that this latest download is going to help your cause.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Don't be dismissive
There must be a female gummi-bear enthusiast out there.

Let's face it, he's not collecting football stickers or train numbers. It's a balanced demographic, I'd say.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 19:26, Reply)

oi what's wrong with doing the occasional panini album?
I finished the last world cup one.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 19:53, Reply)

and perhaps that's why I just
saw that your profile is still on that dating site :p
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 19:57, Reply)

And your justification for checking out Bob on a dating site is what exactly Captain?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 20:02, Reply)

and your use of english is...?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 20:05, Reply)

ha, i sti;ll check it occasionally
dissed by a larper...
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 20:04, Reply)

yes you were

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)

ruv yu

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Haha, yeah', makes sense.
Although maybe possibly someone will see what a potential awesome father I could be.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 19:37, Reply)

True.
But one step at a time eh?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 20:03, Reply)

oh :( everyone went away
come back, we need to get through the sunday sighs together
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Just flounced off another forum
So I guess it's b3ta now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 20:50, Reply)

oooh
why'd you flounce?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 20:52, Reply)

A mod who has caused many others to flounce too
I'm awaiting acceptance into alternative arms.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 20:58, Reply)

I have eaten too much

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 20:51, Reply)

of what?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Starter: smoked salmon, leaves, lemon mayonnaise.
Main: Slow roasted shoulder of lamb, white onion sauce, flagolet beans, mange tout, carrots, parsnips & roast potatoes.
Pudding: Treacle tart with creme anglaise.

All cooked by moi.

Was going to do venison instead of lamb but couldn't get any.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 20:56, Reply)

nicely done
i had pasta. It was OK
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 20:57, Reply)

No oven chips this evening Captain?
You really are branching out these days.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Maybe everyone is having too much fun I'm the real world.
It's quiz night again here. *dances*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 20:58, Reply)

You need answers?
I know answers.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)

i refuse to believe that
because if I do I will sink into self pity
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 21:02, Reply)

You've been zombing this weekend.
What have you got to be meh about
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Evening Jeff

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Evening matey.
Your dinner sounds nice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)

feel like crap
back at work tomorrow after a most stressful week and knowing I probably fucked up the thing I was stressing about and shit. Basically traditional sunday self pitying and confidence fails
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)