That's because you're a miserable old cunt.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 8:41, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I hate it too
Become thoroughly sick of the commercialisation behind it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 8:44, Reply)

This Christmas will be excellent
The kids are going mental about it already
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 8:46, Reply)

That's the best part
Fuck the Jesus part, that bit's shit, give me presents and fill me with food and booze!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Wait until the baba is older.
Christmas suddenly makes sense then. Kids opening the living room door on Christmas morning and seeing all the presents, the empty glass and mince pie wrapper, etc.

Soppy as fuck but fucking brilliant
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:02, Reply)

I don't even give a shit about the presents anymore
Give me 5 days off work, a massive beef dinner, then fuck off.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:03, Reply)

*places beef on the table*
*reverses out of room with head bowed*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Please also visit Chez Sportscow as above

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:09, Reply)