Morning all
Some twat refused to reverse 20 yards so i could drive downa street on Saturday, I had 100 yrds to go back. So I turned off the engine and sat there for 10 mins until they gave up, yey for small victories!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 8:50, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*awkward bastard high fives*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 8:52, Reply)

This^
Courteousness is a lost art these days
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 8:52, Reply)

I would have capitualted but
as I gestured "move back" he lifted the can of drink he had out of the window to say, 'I got all the time in the world mate' which pissed me off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Cockneys innit?
CUNTS
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Actually one was Asian and one afro caribbean, but i didn't think this was relevant

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 8:55, Reply)

It wouldn't matter if they were martians. Bad manners are bad manners.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Lip up fatty

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Damn that Buster Bloodvessel.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Is he still alive?
Always preferred Judge Dreadd myself.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Well done.
I dream of having such an opportunity to do that myself.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 8:53, Reply)

I had dropped the misses off at a Halloween party and was on my way home with the babba
so i really had nowhere to be and was not missing anything
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 8:56, Reply)

Don't down play yourself,
That's our job.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 8:58, Reply)

You mean you didn't see x factor?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Friad not, I watched a documentary about the recent experiment where scientists claimed to haefgv measured a neutrino travelling faster than the speed of light...
rock and roll saturday night
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:00, Reply)

They are re-doing the experiment a different way, aren't they?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Yes they are, we are talking about 6 nano-seconds faster than light over the equivilant distance

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:02, Reply)

I read up on it but didn't see the documentary
Did they have any theories?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:03, Reply)

As to why they traveled so fast? Not as such
But they did have theories as to why the experiment may have been inaccurate
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:05, Reply)

My theory is that it's rather dull.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Hello grumpy, nice weekend?
Did you get some daughter time?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I witnessed a great example of just this on the train many years ago
Often the train home would be absolutely packed and you would be unable to get on and have to wait for the next one. Train turns up, fairly full but not packed and the guard gets off and says that nobody could board. Guy kicks off and gets on the train. Guard says the train isn't moving until he gets off

"OK mate, I'll just stand here and wait for the next one then"

Guard gives in
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 8:58, Reply)

excellent
I once stood in front of a bus until he opened the doors and let us on
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Ha!
You've reminded me of outfixing a bus driver when I was 16.

Walked down to the bus stop and saw the bus drive straight past me at the stop. The bus had to turn a sharp corner and go up a hill where lots of cars were aprked, meaning it couldn't go particularly fast.

Young sportscow sprints up the steps of the pub where the bus stop was, legs it across the car park, hirdles the wall and makes it to the next bus stop before the bus.

Hand out, bus stops, big shit eating grin and a "thanks for stopping prick" and sportscow is on his way
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:08, Reply)

I've chased a bus before as well
makes you look a bit mental, but it's worth it. I missed the bus at the first stop and the second, but caught the fucker at the third.

This was all on a completely straight road...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I have a properly deranged half-Japanese friend
who once attacked a bus with a wooden Kendo sword for failing to open its doors to him in West Hampstead. He also once broke into a terrified spinster's house because in his drink and drug-twisted lunacy he'd convinced himself it was a knocking shop.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)

ONe should be morer careful with ones lighting

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)

This was his argument.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)