hahaha,
I'm sorry you don't like it. Does it spoil the surprise for you if you know what women look like under their clothes before you rape them?
(DeeDee, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:35, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Cor you must be doin twat shots for your prossie site
how much for a terrible blowjob, last time we stopped at 11p
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:37, Reply)

It angers him
But informing a group of people that is statistically 72% sweaty-handed virgin that you're about to have some "laminated" shots done is definitely borderline behaviour on the polka-dot knickers scale
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:38, Reply)

BRACE YOURSELF

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:39, Reply)

why, are you coming in dry?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:40, Reply)

bwooooork

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:42, Reply)

sorry, I'd erased the actual contents of the thread itself
well played, though. Textbook DM.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:48, Reply)

you like what you see

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I dunno Ro, she won't show us her shots!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:44, Reply)

here you go
www.humboldtmfg.com/images/products/large/H-4911.050.jpg
(DeeDee, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I'm unaware what that scale is,
but I don't see it as any worse than what others share on here. He should chill out.
(DeeDee, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I am very chilled out.
I reserve the right to take the piss out of people I think are looking for attention online.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:44, Reply)

riddled with attention seeking housewhales over here
some day a real rain will come
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:48, Reply)

It won't.
There'll just be a new turnover every year. Like moths to a flame.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Aye, and when I point it out they call me a rapist.
I think if you do a search for "chompy rapist", you'll always find an example of me being right ONLINE as the previous post.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:51, Reply)

or, occasionally, you being a bit of a creepy racist.
let's be fair.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I think you'll find that's few and far between.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I have to admit the instances of Chompy actually being a creepy racist
are massively outweighed by the needless references to the same
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:57, Reply)

yeah, but see the problem with that is the Owen scenario
"See all those dry stone walls? I built them all, by hand, 20 miles of them, but do they call me Owen the dry stone waller? No.

See the boats in the little harbour? I built them with my bare hands, but do they call me Owen the boatbuilder? No.

See my family? I raised 5 beautiful, strong children to be hardworking and respectful, but do they call me Owen the father? No.

But you shag ONE sheep..."
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)

There's a similar story about an architect

( WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Fair enough.
you asked a question, I answered it honestly. If that's beakering, so be it, but I would hardly say I had previous for it, you don't hear me telling everyone about all the HOT SWEATY SEX I had with my GORGEOUS BOYFRIEND of a monday morning
(DeeDee, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Nah, that's usually the overpaid fat girls

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:53, Reply)

oh boreoff fucktard

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:53, Reply)

The thought of internetperson sweat has just made me boke.

( WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:05, Reply)

the scale comes from this very creepy /talk exchange
www.b3ta.com/talk/5532580
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I only noticed it was podka the other day when rosalicious mentioned it.
I just thought she'd spelt it wrong.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:46, Reply)

i was there man :(
praise allah for gmos
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:49, Reply)

My word that's unpleasant

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Fucking hell

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:47, Reply)

so not clicking that

(DeeDee, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:50, Reply)

just text

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:52, Reply)

It's talk
so no pictures, you can't put anything but text in talk threads. Can't get you in trouble, although might make you feel queasy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:52, Reply)

but don't you see?
you might be attractive. This presents more of a problem than general beakering. It's a delicately balanced see-saw, after all, if people pander then there is just the tiniest possibility that they might get to see a soft-focus shot down the line. On the other hand, the reverse-psychology of the "call-out" might be the better route.

however somehow I believe, Double-D, that the balance here shall tip in the favor of sweaty pandering, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on the see-saw opposite... a dwarf.

You should probably be glad you missed the polka-dot-knickers thing, mind you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:46, Reply)

It's a fucking fairy-tale fucking town

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Thanks for that, mate.
I was just thinking I might have to qualify the quote before everyone assumed I was a racist as well as a cunt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Anyone who hasn't seen In Bruges is unworthy of having their opinion heard

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Excellent film
Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

Harry: [furious] Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Exactly the bit I was just thinking of
You retract that about my cunt fucking kids!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Probably my favourite black comedy.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:14, Reply)

It's a great film
I liked the coked up midget.
(berk, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I think there should be a grand b3ta thread where everyone is forced to post a photo of themselves.

( WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Brilliant idea
What do any of us need with our eyes anyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)

hahaha. Nice.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Wasn't there an excellent /talk thread where everyone posted a "good" photo of themselves?
I lolled heartily at that thread.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Er...
don't most of us know what each other looks like anyway?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)

You all look like this

( WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I don't remember that
We should definitely do one of those on OT and post bash pictures of people that refuse.
( WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:07, Reply)

There hasn't been a good photo of me in years
Bashes simply confirm this, especially when I'm wearing that stupid fucking t-shirt.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:12, Reply)

At least you are learning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I still have no fucking idea why I took that t-shirt

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Sorry dude, we can't all be Wormulus

( WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Apart from Quentin

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Not me
Last I heard, /talk had figured this out and decided that it was Frisbee Adam.
( WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:28, Reply)

That was the popular conclusion here too
But, you know, you turn up, he disappaears... where there's smoke...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:32, Reply)

A list
www.b3ta.com/talk/7352415

There are at least a dozen people that NEVER LEAVE b3ta, it could be one of them.
( WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Ooooh, that seems like effort
I'll leave the more experienced to work it out, chances are it's someone I've never heard of anyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:39, Reply)

It's not Frisbee Adam,
he never bothered with /offtopic and didn't know any of us.
It's someone who visits both boards a lot. I'm thinking either the truth fairly or Rory lyon.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:33, Reply)

His parroting does remind me of Rory at his most vindictive
but Rory is generally more inventive and cutting than that feckless twat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:36, Reply)

You start.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:21, Reply)

sure, I'll make a new thread.

( WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Done
Come on, don't be shy.
( WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:35, Reply)