^ top grooming here ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:30, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Says Simon Groom ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:31, Reply)

at least she's not a teenager
there could be much worse hamfisted perving.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:32, Reply)

oh lol

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:14, Reply)

mate, after your comment about Berk's norks up there
I think this might have just cracked 10 kilospoons on my Morrissettometer.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I know, all we need now are the words 'verily' and 'breastage' and I will actually do a vom.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:44, Reply)

euuuuuuughhh

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:55, Reply)

What's Mike Patten got to do with it?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Hahahaha
Now there's a handsome man
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I've got another to add to your list "proffers"
like *proffers lube* or some shit.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:03, Reply)

'proffers' was already on my list but you get a bonus point for bringing it to light

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:05, Reply)

One day I'd like to go back in the archive and reply to every post using "proffers"
with "shut the fuck up"
apart from the ones talking how shit proffers is obviously.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)

*does [thing] with [thing]*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)

*proffers book on anger management techniques*
Look, someone had to do it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)

shut the fuck up

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:13, Reply)

LOL!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:14, Reply)

You'll spend a lot of time replying to me thing.
I proffer a lot, precisely because it annoys people like you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)

it annoys people like you I think it makes me interesting.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Ahem
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1397016
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Meh.
Like it or lump it, I do quite a few things deliberately to wind people up, I'm usually pretty honest when I just cock up.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)

and the ladies love it
We do
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)

No, I think other things, mostly things I don't do online make me interesting
I think that makes me annoying, I think you can date my usage of the word from my attempt to revive the HSH thread, somebody, may have been you accused me of being a fluffeh kittum lover, sinc ethen I use proffer, kittum and a few other words probably quite regularly, mostly because, most people don't care but people who think this place should be all aggro and no fluff will hopefully find it annoying.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)