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Don't bother replying if you aren't going to join in.
bash photo
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:33, 329 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
You can have this one as a bonus
Best Film Ever
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:34, Reply)
Are we doing good photos or stupid photos?
I have one which looks like I'm staring at someones boobs.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:35, Reply)
I've got one of you
so make a decision quick or I'm shopping it and sticking in on here.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:38, Reply)
Quite the threat
a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/320702_10150328480556604_704221603_8571246_262258154_n.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:39, Reply)
You look smug in that photo.
I wonder why.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:41, Reply)
I generally look smug
I think I look drunk.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Whatsisface from the Manics.
Dean-Bradfield.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:46, Reply)
You look quite young there

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)
That was three weeks ago.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:43, Reply)
Fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:44, Reply)
I probably couldn't have made you look an creepier.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:43, Reply)
You need new glasses and to shave

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:43, Reply)
You need to link a photo cunt face.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:45, Reply)
Having a beard quite suits you
I can't pull it off myself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:44, Reply)
I find shaving is easier, less time consuming, and also less painful.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:45, Reply)
be amazed if you caqn even grow a proper beard

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:01, Reply)
Nope, that pathetic effort from saturday is about as long as it gets
I don't suit facial hair, and I look pathetic with the little I can grow.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:03, Reply)
Ohhhh I've finally spotted you in that picture

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:14, Reply)
I've never seen the original of that before
From the bash on Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:35, Reply)
looks like a laff a minute right there

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:37, Reply)
Who's that next to you?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:38, Reply)
Lord Turkey Boy, I think.
Can never remember his name.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:39, Reply)
I don't get the joke on your wacky t-shirt

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)
PICS OR GTFO

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:00, Reply)
Why would you want a picture of me?
I'm not very attractive to look at.
Or do you just want to feel better about yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:16, Reply)
Its the whole point of this thread.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:38, Reply)
Ok, never let it be said that I won't join in
Sorry ladies, I'm married
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:52, Reply)
Looks like you're fighting oppression right there.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Someone has got to do it
Just out of shot: the evil oppressors shitting themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:59, Reply)
crusty

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:01, Reply)
Flatterer

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)
Yup.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)
The guy on the far right looks like a child killer.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:39, Reply)
That's me.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)
Thats the joke

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)
Thats not funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)
My condolences

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:43, Reply)
A child killer with multiple chins no less

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:44, Reply)
Come on Rory
Pics or move along.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:00, Reply)
Mash potato

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:37, Reply)
For someone who is essentially a Wormulus tribute act you don't half piss me off.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)
i don't even kknow what you are

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:41, Reply)
but you know about
Honda Accords

and Housewhales
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:55, Reply)
are you the one who thought up those things?
I didn't know that! I thought Honda accords were made by Nissan, and Housewhales were made by burger king
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:26, Reply)
Nope
both mine.
Same goes for the widespread use of YM on here as well, another thing you seem to like doing.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:33, Reply)
I've never done YM meaning your mum
i just can't type 'my' very well
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:34, Reply)
You do seem a bit weak on the spelling and punctuation.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:39, Reply)
I don't know why but I thought you'd be older than that photo looks
Presumably because I assumed you'd be an adult
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:37, Reply)
I'm 27

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)
Crikey, you've aged well
Or not at all
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:41, Reply)
pretty sure you need a license to be coming on this strong

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1412359
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:45, Reply)
have you got a ga ylicense?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:45, Reply)
It pains me to say it but
I lolled
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:54, Reply)
Oh mna, i can't wait for Dee Dee you get involved
i can't upload photos at work I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:38, Reply)
can't you just link to a facebook photo.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:39, Reply)
no idea how, they are all hidden from the general public

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:39, Reply)
Right click and then get the direct link to the photo then it should be able to be shared.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)
Right click on the pic, get the image URL
You'll be able to share that.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:41, Reply)
yeah right and then my name etc will be al over this filthy webiste

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:44, Reply)
Depends where you're linking from
If it's from facebook, the image URL is random numbers for the most part
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:45, Reply)
yeah but the page has my tagged namea nd the posters name underneath

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:51, Reply)
JUST LINK THE FUCKING IMAGE YOU RETARD
Not the page.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:52, Reply)
not the direct link
look at the pictures wormulus and I posted.
ffs are you new to the internet?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:52, Reply)
right click a facebook photo
save as
go to photobucket.com, rehost the image

or just accept that the image url from facebook photos doesn't reveal your profile information.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:51, Reply)
photobucket is banned at work, personal storage or some shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:54, Reply)
It's not that
it's that a facebook image won't be visible to anyone unless they are friends on facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:55, Reply)
They are.
I'm not friends with Chompy, but can view his stuff. Long as you link the image, not the page, it's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)
How do you do that?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)
Depending on your browser, right click on the picture, and either go to properties, copy and paste the URL from there
Or, there might even be a "Copy Image Location/URL" function on there
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:02, Reply)
on IE, can copy the url...but surely that is the page not the picture...I don't understand the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)
ok we're going to do this together
Go to facebook.
Reply when you've done this. I'm going to do it too in IE.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:06, Reply)
I'm there, with the picture open...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:06, Reply)
Is the picture in the stupid pop-up white thing or is it displayed in the old way facebook used to do it?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:07, Reply)
actually, scratch that it doesn't matter.
RIGHT CLICK THE PICTURE
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:08, Reply)
bottom option in IE is properties
click this.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:08, Reply)
A properties window will open
It will have the following information

Protocol:
Type:
Address(URL)
Size
Dimensions
Created
Modified

Select the text beginning http:// from Address.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:09, Reply)
copy this text
It will look something like this:
a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/315814_2271820_100001627928_646679_5787497_n.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:10, Reply)
you need to have the whole lot for it to work
make sure it starts http:// and ends .jpg.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:11, Reply)
PASTE IT INTO A THREAD ON B3TA
It will appear like this

a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/315814_2274012220_10000160478_646679_5797_n.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:11, Reply)
That link you just posted doesn't work...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:12, Reply)
I know
Its a fake one.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:14, Reply)
I've already posted MY picture.
I was trying to give a generic example of what you should have on your screen.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:14, Reply)
hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:19, Reply)
Yeah...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:11, Reply)
ok done

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:10, Reply)
Stoopid popup

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:09, Reply)
Right click on the image, go to properties
At the top, it should show www.whateverthefucksiteyoureon.com/picture.jpg

C&P that
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:07, Reply)
the permalinks are.
I'm not friends with you on facebook but you can see my photo.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)
ah, right, I'm sure that didn't used to work?
interesting
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:02, Reply)
Yeah they change it all the time,
but currently that works.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:02, Reply)
You can see my images right?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)
I'm sure as shit not befriending you on facebook
no offence.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:58, Reply)
like I'd accept the request

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)
Do what I did.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Perhaps I didn't make it clear
Pics or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:41, Reply)
I have no photos.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:39, Reply)
I can share one with the group, if you like

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:39, Reply)
Not if it's the one that looks like you, no.
I have a reputation to maintain.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)
Hahaha
You look like a harder, less well-dressed me, if that helps
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Cowardly housewhale

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:41, Reply)
I'm yellow through and through.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:43, Reply)
Seriously
fuck off. You are clearly able to post a photo.
If you want you can pretend to not have access to facebook, photobucket, a mobile phone or a bash photo but really we'll all know you're a fat virgin.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:50, Reply)
I'm not contributing to your wanking portfolio, you horrible little man.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)
If this makes you feel any better
I'm turned on by self-confidence. So you're safe.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:12, Reply)
B3tards seems to be down

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:41, Reply)
You talk the talk
but you can't walk the walk.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)
I tend to prefer imageshack.us tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:44, Reply)
I can't be arsed to trawl through bash albums.
https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/23435_103984882974621_100000893300870_34281_7010343_a.jpg

Edit: changed.

Double edit: why isn't this in blue? Fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:43, Reply)
Dr Who is shit

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:48, Reply)
I don't care.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:48, Reply)
There's some Dr who thing on the /links popular page at the moment.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:49, Reply)
Taking too long to load.
Fuck it, I'm not THAT much of an obsessive.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)
Fucked if I know how to work this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:50, Reply)
If this has worked, my work computer won't show it
If it hasn't, I shall be annoyed. Any excuse to prove I met Ola Jordan.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:52, Reply)
It hasn't worked.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)
just post the url and we can click it.
b3ta will do the rest or we can copy and paste it.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)
On second thoughts, you can totally post my picture.
Looks like it's in a safe hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:52, Reply)
bracket img src="your image url"/ bracket

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)
That's exactly what I did - straight off the FAQ
Grr
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:54, Reply)
You've got the wrong facebook link,
you need to get it from the picture itself not the album.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:55, Reply)
I am shite at this
Thnak you for the advice, luckily AA has sorted
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)
If you do it your way, taking the link to the page, then what happens if there is more than one image on the page? .... silly saussage, god, I bet you can't even knock up an MCV framework inside a PHP localhost enviroment

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Here you are
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:55, Reply)
Cheers mate
ALL MASOCHISTIC B3TANS - PHOTO OF ME IS ABOVE

On the upside, it includes a hot Polish dancer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)
An out of focus hot Polish dancer at that.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:58, Reply)
HAHA
Are you Australian?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:58, Reply)
Fuck off am I

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:00, Reply)
If there were a gay popgroup that dressed as camp versions of TF2 characters
you'd be the sniper.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:02, Reply)
This, right here?
This is why you're single
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:03, Reply)
ha ha look at your little face.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)
I was going for smug as fuck as that photo was being taken purely so I could send it to my best mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)
Haha you do not look like me

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:05, Reply)
Like I said, it was the glasses that did it
Not that I'm wearing them in that pic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:08, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)
You look like baldmonkey in a canoe

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)
baldmonkey in a canoe would fucking sink.
anyway, bar a shaved head, I look nothing like baldmonkey, I assure you.

Also, that's a kayak.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)
And thank fuck for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)
see, that really helps identify me, doesn't it?
anyway there's a pic in my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)
Scary as fuck

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)
this is better

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:02, Reply)
yes, you have much nicer tits in this one.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:12, Reply)
agreed.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:19, Reply)
You're for my dabenare close up than far away.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:58, Reply)
Here you go, one of the most visited pages at work.
photo.mpora.com/surfing/collections/alana-blanchard/

I watched the first eppisode of How I Meet Your Mother on the way to work today, oh god, it's soooo shit.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)
* whimpers *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:58, Reply)
I like the way they're celebrating her sporting talent.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:01, Reply)
It gets better
HIMYM, I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:02, Reply)
Come on Gonz
We all know what you look like, get it done man.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:03, Reply)
But I'm ashamed of my body, face and looks !
Can I heleriously link to an animated gif of a labrador trying to climb up some stairs but being to short so keeps on falling down, instead?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:51, Reply)
Wow.
Nice surfboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)
onna tractor, grinning like a mong:
a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/321644_122859864478775_100002642860453_121252_5869518_n.jpg

It was a good day on the collective farm.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:11, Reply)
Good on you for joining in.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:13, Reply)
It is a communal enterprise, therefore I approve.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:22, Reply)
i din't know hells angels had a gay chapter

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:27, Reply)
Ta dah
I chose a flattering one, obviously.


(berk, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:14, Reply)
Blimey!

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:16, Reply)
I have a vague recollection of holding your breasts whilst drunk at a bash last year.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:16, Reply)
Bloody hell, do you?
I don't!
(berk, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:20, Reply)
If I wasn't married now I would offer to re-enact it to refresh your memory.
because that wouldn't be at all pervy. In the slightest.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:23, Reply)
My fucking computer won't show that
Hang on, what am I on about, I'm FB friends with you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:18, Reply)
And DeeDee was worried about posting her pics.
Here's you in your bra.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:23, Reply)
What is happening to the women of b3ta?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:25, Reply)
nothing.
They've always been like this.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:26, Reply)
And look at Battered up there ^ being all creepy
It's all got too sweaty.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:26, Reply)
what happened to the Christian values this board was formed on?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:30, Reply)
More like O'Connell values

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They've been abandoned.
Abandoned!
phwoar, your mum's tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:38, Reply)
It's strange, but I am usually wearing a bra under my dresses
whether you can see it or not.
(berk, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:36, Reply)
Schrodinger's bra.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:39, Reply)
But with less cruelty to animals.

(berk, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:40, Reply)
Except puppies!
Oh...LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:42, Reply)
Do you normally have a dress on over your bra, young lady?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:41, Reply)
A tshirt usually
and maybe a cardigan. But I don't actually have any photos of myself being a scruffy fecker, which is how I normally look.
(berk, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:44, Reply)
Ok, can we have one of you in a see-through skirt as well now?
In the interest of fairness.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:47, Reply)
I don't have any see through skirts
but it's not like you can see any more than you'd be able to if I was wearing a vest top.
(berk, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:50, Reply)
A see-through one, aye.
Come on, deliver!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:51, Reply)
I'll just pop down New Look now and see what they've got in, shall I?

(berk, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:52, Reply)
Yeah.
Be quick.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:53, Reply)
She's taking too long
I'm just going to have to finish over the picture already posted.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)
>:0 ~;;;~~;.~~.~~,:;;;
That's my vomit smiley.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:19, Reply)
Oh, if only you'd posted that a minute earlier :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:20, Reply)
I usually have to pay 50p a minute to listen to this sort of thing

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:48, Reply)
it's mint

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:53, Reply)
If superman can where his pant's on over his trousers, then I don't see any reason why someone can't wear their bra over their shirt.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:53, Reply)
It's not over it.
It's under a see-through one. Keep up, lad!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Am I offered second most flattering?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:23, Reply)
you got summink on yer lip love

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:27, Reply)
Those sleeves are good at disguising your bingo wings.
I can barely see them.
Good choice.
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here you go try this on...
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(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:16, Reply)
Friz?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:16, Reply)
nope, as of this morning my child was still alive

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:18, Reply)
Oof...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:22, Reply)
You're making light of the death of a child because his father was better at the internet than you?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Hahaha!

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ok here is my actual face
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(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:19, Reply)
*slow clap*

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:23, Reply)
That was definately worth all the effort i think

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:24, Reply)
I was happier with the balloon

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:23, Reply)
Hitting defcon bongle at work can be awkward

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:24, Reply)
You are Howard Moon AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:22, Reply)
Rory Lyon

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:19, Reply)
I like the hanging white clothes in the background

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I've got my freak on there

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:29, Reply)
Since Wormulus won't sleep with me until I post a picture:
a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/200273_17961154192_509514192_63742_5159_n.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:19, Reply)
A shit-eating grin, if ever I saw one!

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That's because it's going to get me some hot Wormulus loving

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:21, Reply)
I should hope so too

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you are younger than I imagined

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:24, Reply)
*everybody* has said that to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:26, Reply)
I haven't

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That wasn't so hard was it.
you average person you.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:23, Reply)
Pucker up, toots

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:25, Reply)
I'm going in dry!

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You look like trollface.

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Who?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:29, Reply)
This.
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No wonder I'm so successful with women.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:33, Reply)
I'd finger that

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:28, Reply)
Sorry mate, Wormulus will be upset if I cheat.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:29, Reply)
Oh alright then.
viola.
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that's not a viola.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:28, Reply)
Oboe it isn't!

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You'll be drummed out of here if you carry on like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:32, Reply)
You two, guitared of here

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You look really young!

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How old do you think I am?

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Dunno
I'd guessed at around 24-25 I suppose
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I'm 21.
Close, but no cigar.
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I meant before I saw your pic

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^ top grooming here ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:30, Reply)
Says Simon Groom ^

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at least she's not a teenager
there could be much worse hamfisted perving.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:32, Reply)
oh lol

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:14, Reply)
mate, after your comment about Berk's norks up there
I think this might have just cracked 10 kilospoons on my Morrissettometer.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Ha ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:34, Reply)
I know, all we need now are the words 'verily' and 'breastage' and I will actually do a vom.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:44, Reply)
euuuuuuughhh

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:55, Reply)
What's Mike Patten got to do with it?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Hahahaha
Now there's a handsome man
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:58, Reply)
I've got another to add to your list "proffers"
like *proffers lube* or some shit.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:03, Reply)
'proffers' was already on my list but you get a bonus point for bringing it to light

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:05, Reply)
One day I'd like to go back in the archive and reply to every post using "proffers"
with "shut the fuck up"
apart from the ones talking how shit proffers is obviously.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)
*does [thing] with [thing]*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)
*proffers book on anger management techniques*
Look, someone had to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)
shut the fuck up

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:13, Reply)
LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:14, Reply)
You'll spend a lot of time replying to me thing.
I proffer a lot, precisely because it annoys people like you.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)

it annoys people like you I think it makes me interesting.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Ahem
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1397016
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Meh.
Like it or lump it, I do quite a few things deliberately to wind people up, I'm usually pretty honest when I just cock up.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)
and the ladies love it
We do
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)
No, I think other things, mostly things I don't do online make me interesting
I think that makes me annoying, I think you can date my usage of the word from my attempt to revive the HSH thread, somebody, may have been you accused me of being a fluffeh kittum lover, sinc ethen I use proffer, kittum and a few other words probably quite regularly, mostly because, most people don't care but people who think this place should be all aggro and no fluff will hopefully find it annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Aww bless
An English rose, admittedly one that could do with pruning, but a rose still.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:36, Reply)
best comment anyone ever made on any photo, ever
was monty on bert's online dating profile, saying that he looks like a tribute photo published after a soldier dies.

does anyone still have THAT link?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:31, Reply)
Photos woman
Photos
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:33, Reply)
never going to happen.


god knows I've tried.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:39, Reply)
We both obliged
It's only fair. Oooh, the revenge we could wreak if she turns us down. Oooh.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:42, Reply)
i don't look like the old ones any more, i've been hammering the gym too hard. this is, of course, a Good Thing.
the only recent ones that i have at work are on my iphone from halloween. and given what i was wearing, NO. none of you need to see that! the next thread would be "what did you vomit up for lunch?"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:41, Reply)
Tell you what
I'll gaz you my number, you can show me. I've got a strong constitution.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:42, Reply)
it involved red fishnets.
and white face make up.

it was a seriously terrifying look!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:50, Reply)
This isn't putting me off
And FYI - if ever you are looking to deter a man, the word "fishnets" is not the way to go about it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:51, Reply)
Well so far you've told us more than that stickler DeeDee would this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:52, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:40, Reply)
Lies!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:41, Reply)
Well I know my hair is different now but that's a bit strong.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:42, Reply)
Alright?

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No. I've done a vomit.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:56, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:02, Reply)
PHWOAR
something pervy but not pervy cos it's small, right
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:04, Reply)
RAWR
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(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Bit Jacob's Ladder*



*FILM REFERENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:13, Reply)
Bit of experimental faffing with the camera at the weekend.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Here you go (I'm the one on the left!!!! LOL!!!)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:12, Reply)
You remind of Lab here, and I'm not sure why...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Bless.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)
I do love that photo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)
It amazes me how an extremely ugly fucker like you could produce such a child.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Produce anything to be honest.
Drugs do tend to mess with sperm count.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:30, Reply)
ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Not mine they don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:35, Reply)
it's amazing that kids get conceived at all some times.
There are a couple of reasons why it is vanishingly unlikely that mine should ever have been conceived, but still he was.

And no, he looks nothing like the milkman.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Is one of those reasons you only do bum sex?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Naturally
What gentleman would dream of doing otherwise?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:42, Reply)
A straight one?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)
I think my credentials as this board's second (or third?) biggest bumder are well known
I care not for your petty jibes.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Don't be shy, you're the current biggest Prick on this board

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)

're the have the
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)
attached to his head

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)
I don't care where it's attached as long as it's still working.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)
I don't get it.

(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Awwww, bless!
I never thought I'd say this about Monty, but that is a really sweet photo.
(berk, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Every cunt has a redeeming quality.
With Monty it's his love for his daughter, with my it's my taste in shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)
What, even the one with demon spaff on it?

(berk, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)
I was thinking more of my collection of Hawaiians, but that's a good one too.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)
There's a picture of me on my profile, do I need to post another one to join in?
Edit: there y'are:

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)
I considered this, then remembered that no-one wanted to see the picture on my profile unless they had to
So found another instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:47, Reply)
I was actually quite disappointed that you were not as sexy in person as in you p[rofile picture
*sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:48, Reply)
That picture is several years old, sorry to disappoint you!
I'm still waiting for the pictures of you next to that picture to appear, that was excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Me too.
Can't remember who took them though, was it Fran?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Either Fran or TownsendsPublisher

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:56, Reply)
I'll give her a nudge on FB.
not found him to friend yet.

Edit: Her other half took them, he'll be up loading shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Ahh, good good

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Feeling OK today.
I keep reminiscing about that curry and getting a 'lazy lob-on'...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:48, Reply)
That curry was probably the loveliest curry I have ever had.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)
It was pretty much the perfect plate of food.
Both of them were.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Were there enough leftovers for you to have it tonight again?
Or will Lusty eat it first in gin-fuelled hunger?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Lunch tomorrow.
If the's eaten it I'll fuckin' knack her.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Was this the curry I was not only not invited to, but actively told that I wasn't and never would be invited?
ecit: sory it was hard to type through the tears
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)
wut?

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Relax, it was homemade and I had to stay in Monty's house.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:13, Reply)
oh dear
did you check the bottom of the bed for needles?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Yes. Boy did you miss out.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:16, Reply)
If indeed..
this is really me I'm either slightly smug or pissed here. Or both.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Nice eyebrow

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 17:20, Reply)
I want to join in too!
This is me. And mr b3th.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)

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