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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Happy candle day old fruit
I barely know ye, but you seem a jolly cove
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:44, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Are you calling him fat and gay?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Are coves fat now?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Jolly = Fat
in the same way athletic = no tits and Great personality = minger.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Cuddly = morbidly obese and cannot even walk up a set of stairs.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Bubbly = definitely fat, probably very annoying too.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)
"likes going to restaurants" = greedy fat cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:58, Reply)
GSOH = laughs at her own jokes to suppress the crushing depression of the munts

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:58, Reply)
"30 something" = wrong side of 50.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:59, Reply)
WLTM = Would Love To Mate

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:01, Reply)
"Likes socialising with friends" = has X-Box live.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:02, Reply)
"likes reading" - has nobody to talk to.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:03, Reply)
"Likes socialising with friends" = is a raging alcoholic.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:05, Reply)
My new sig!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Family-orientated = desperate to sprog up

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Eccentric= really boring.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Outgoing personaility = foghorn voice talking constantly about periods

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:04, Reply)
"likes long country walks" = can't afford a car.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:04, Reply)
+fucking in bushes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)
"Enjoys cinema" = is a middle aged long haired bloke with child access issues.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)
+ a dependency problem.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)
WINNAR

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)
*Bows*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)
*enters roughly from behind*
/DF
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)
*Does Macauly Culkin or however the fuck you spell it face*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)
haha!
Homo Alone
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Likes going to the gym = has smaller tits than you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Chatty = never FUCKING SHUTS UP

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)
"Curvy" = Looks like she's wearing jodhpurs and has an ass that could smother a goat.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Hahahaha!
Proper officelol!!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Ah, of course
I was going for "Roger"

As usual
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Does the opposite work as well
so "bad personality" and "insensitive" mean attractive?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:03, Reply)
You've left yourself wide open here
Why not post a lonely hearts advert and let us know!!!! ROFL etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)
I may be imagining this, but you two appear to be getting on these days!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)
We're lulling everyone into a false sense of security
The next time we fall out it will cripple the internet and all who sail within her
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)
no they don't
nor do they mean "charming and witty".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Thank you Darth.
In the 17th century I was used as a smugglers den to hide rum from the customs men.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Happy candles Mumps.
I don't think you're a fat old gay, like Darth does, and I'm glad to see you've stuck around.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Mucho thankos. I do dual boarding now.
I'm not a gays, although I imagine Darth likes to think we all are.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Nah, he doesn't like the competition
Maybe I'll try to dual board and spend some time on talk next time I have a slack bit at work.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:54, Reply)
I am affronted
and disappointed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:55, Reply)

+ arroused.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)
Always
You've got a boy's name in your nick. I shall be fucking gutted if you turn out to be a 19-year-old female beach volleyball player
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Well, I do have tits that bounce when I jump.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Dang
*crosses MMPS off to-do list*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Man-tits that is.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)
i do love the phrase moobs
the actual things, less so.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)
I thought gock earlier was excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Right, you two
BOOB-OFF
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Is this some kind of cancer thing?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)

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