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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So who really is this pathetic horse character?
Alt: Do you think the UK is still in recession (regardless of the official "statistics") ?
Alt alt: Best swearword.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:03,
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well vote for "Some other twat" then. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:05,
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Quite right Mike, quite right.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:12,
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You still getting gazzes from your friend?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:14,
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Who Adam? Last count was 60.Quite sad really, to be that much fail and so very needy.
I think he just wanted me to stroke his hair and tell him he was a good boy.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:15,
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I know. The I went out for a bit and he claimed I got banned.Then attempted to gloat. Oh Adam, what has thou become? :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:19,
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Any reason why?Apart from the obvious terminal autism?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:28,
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it's still a massive waste of a minuteyou flailing pathetic spastic
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:56,
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Bless his mentally-ill socks.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:19,
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Troll fail, lamest comedy account for quite some time.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:22,
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hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Fucking hell. Mentioning you is like the OT version of saying Beetlejuice three times. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:25,
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yesin the land of flailing pathetic spastics, quentin is king.
but there are many pretenders to his throne.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:28,
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and some day, muy loveyou shall be queen
or darth foxtrot will be, dunno
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Do you talk about sex and that a lot?Are you are real woman or just an internet woman?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:36,
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it's an internet womani checked under the hood and there was definite testicle-age there
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fuck offi just have a really big, hairy clit.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:52,
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I think I have just found my new sig. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:55,
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Please, keep your legs crossed.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:04,
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"but it keeps the flies off me chips"(c) The Macc Ladds, circa 1980.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:11,
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I vote sportscowWhat a cunt he is!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:06,
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Yes we are still in a recession.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:07,
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Cuntbubble, twatwaffle, fucksticks, necro-nonce.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:09,
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PeltExceedingly offensive without swearing. See also: GUNT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:12,
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also gock.like cankle but when the gut and cock merge.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:14,
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I particularly like clusterfuck.Rolls nicely off the tongue.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:15,
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Twat or cuntPerfect swearing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:18,
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Just not offensive enough for me, sorryI like it, but its a silver medal in the swear Olympics
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:21,
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Vadgemonkey, pisstits, bearhugger, twinkbitch, teabag pony.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:21,
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and i thought those were your private pet names for me(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:22,
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Oi you! Ho, you, aye you over there. HO PISSTITS, SHOW US YER HOLE!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:26,
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Fucking hell, where's that sherpa gone?Oi Tenzing! We're gonna need more rope and a bigger donkey.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:31,
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you forgot the "who cares" optionit's dull and weird. the concept of typing something that you know nobody wants to read, and chortling away to yourself about how everyone hates your sockpuppet tee hee hee, is bad enough.
but doing it over and over again? oh dear.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:19,
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of coursethat is like calling you the least pungent turd in the sewer. but it's the thought that counts.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:49,
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Oh man, oh man oh man oh man oh MAN.I went for a fag break with some friends at work and I turn to go into the office afterwards and they're like "We've got a secret enterance" and they took me to the "Smithfield Bar and Grill" (really posh resturant) next door and I had a stunning burger'n'chips which was LUSH. and oh man oh man oh man, they got me a big bunch of fags and a card with a poem and a paint picture of me riding a segway off a cliff and OH MAN, I'm so so touched.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:28,
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AND, and, I had a mojito that was well lush too.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:29,
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Nice one the Gonz. Did you have a good bday?Get any good swag?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:32,
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Yup, loved it, it's a week of pure glutony(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:36,
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Smashing Gonz, glad to hear it.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:38,
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Nothing like giving someone you care for cancer as a birthday pressie(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:33,
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Gonz is salted and smoked to the point of immortality.(
thealternativefact, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:40,
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Touched? Fags? Secret entrance? Riding?My - quite the birthday.
How's that bloke today?
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thealternativefact, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:35,
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AbFab ! They took me out to lunch, I didn't have a clue, amazing =D(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:36,
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He's being all nice again?Glad you had fun - how sweet.
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thealternativefact, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:37,
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Great stuff.It's a fantastic part of town to dine out in, unless you are a vegesexual, of course.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:40,
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Thunder, thunder, THUNDERCUNTS HO!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:38,
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Happy candle day old fruitI barely know ye, but you seem a jolly cove
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Jolly = Fatin the same way athletic = no tits and Great personality = minger.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:53,
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Cuddly = morbidly obese and cannot even walk up a set of stairs.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:54,
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Bubbly = definitely fat, probably very annoying too.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:57,
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"likes going to restaurants" = greedy fat cunt.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:58,
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GSOH = laughs at her own jokes to suppress the crushing depression of the munts(, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:58, Reply)
"30 something" = wrong side of 50.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:59,
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"Likes socialising with friends" = has X-Box live.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:02,
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"likes reading" - has nobody to talk to.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:03,
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"Likes socialising with friends" = is a raging alcoholic.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:05,
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Outgoing personaility = foghorn voice talking constantly about periods(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:04,
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"likes long country walks" = can't afford a car.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:04,
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"Enjoys cinema" = is a middle aged long haired bloke with child access issues.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:06,
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*Bows*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:08,
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*enters roughly from behind*/DF
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:10,
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*Does Macauly Culkin or however the fuck you spell it face*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:11,
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Likes going to the gym = has smaller tits than you. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:08,
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"Curvy" = Looks like she's wearing jodhpurs and has an ass that could smother a goat.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:10,
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Hahahaha!Proper officelol!!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:10,
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Does the opposite work as wellso "bad personality" and "insensitive" mean attractive?
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You've left yourself wide open hereWhy not post a lonely hearts advert and let us know!!!! ROFL etc
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I may be imagining this, but you two appear to be getting on these days!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:11,
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We're lulling everyone into a false sense of securityThe next time we fall out it will cripple the internet and all who sail within her
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no they don'tnor do they mean "charming and witty".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:13,
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Thank you Darth.In the 17th century I was used as a smugglers den to hide rum from the customs men.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:47,
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Happy candles Mumps.I don't think you're a fat old gay, like Darth does, and I'm glad to see you've stuck around.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:49,
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Mucho thankos. I do dual boarding now.I'm not a gays, although I imagine Darth likes to think we all are.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:52,
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Nah, he doesn't like the competitionMaybe I'll try to dual board and spend some time on talk next time I have a slack bit at work.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:54,
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AlwaysYou've got a boy's name in your nick. I shall be fucking gutted if you turn out to be a 19-year-old female beach volleyball player
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Well, I do have tits that bounce when I jump.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:05,
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i do love the phrase moobsthe actual things, less so.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:15,
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I thought gock earlier was excellent!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:16,
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Is this some kind of cancer thing?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:18,
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As many have said, it's fucking Baldmonkey advertising his piece of shit bandAlt: Probably. *occupies something* you know they've occupied Finsbury Square now? amazing
AltAlt: Fuck, I like the classics.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:37,
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ITS FUCKING BALDMONKEYHe's even gazzed me to tell me this.
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WormuIus, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:41,
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Is that incase you get confused and think it might be one of yours?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:44,
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Shall we send him pictures of ourselves to say thank youapparently you can link to FB photos.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:44,
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You're only saying that as you've got so many votes(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:48,
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don't be ridiculousclearly neither it nor anybody else is fucking baldmonkey.
if he were getting any sort of action, do you think he'd be pissing around on here at all times of the night?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:54,
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A good point, and well made I feel.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:00,
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Alt alt: FucktardAs in "Quentin you're a fucktard, and asking me if I have a gay licence makes you all the more of a fucktard"
Good innit
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You know me well enough to realise that I'm shit at thatThis is good advice though. Perhaps if few enough of us believe in him he'll cease to exist?
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Dead or alive, you're coming with me(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:56,
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That was the only one I knewCan you fly Bobby?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:58,
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That's Cyrus!Great quote though. My original was from It's A Wonderful Life, in case you want to know
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Was that not Clarence Boddiker?I'm all confused now!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:00,
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Oh, um...The one I'm thinking of is Cyrus Grissom in Con Air - and that's "Can you fly, Johnny". My apologies.
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Take 3 Foxtrot pointsNot many people can outgeek me on film!
Shouldn't have said that
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*accepts graciously**reads out 15 min rambling speech*
*thanks the academy*
*cries*
*falls off stage*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:07,
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You've made a mistake hereUnlike Oscars, Foxtrot points are worth something
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He's a member of the Gay Teamand operates above the law
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 14:57,
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the A-team were outlawsThe gAy-Team are gaylords...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:00,
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Strikethrough rule 1You cannot strikethrough something that is not in the original post!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:02,
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