Evening Benders.
Anything interesting happened on here today?

Alt: Have a natter. Maybe mention the last time you went and bought a 'quarter of' sweets and what they were.

ALT ALT: WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:35, 76 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Evening Jeff.
Not a lot, really. Baldhorse turned up and garnered his usual spectacular array of replies, i.e. not very many. Wormulus encouraged people to share photos of themselves, but Rory refused to join in.

I can't remember the last time I bought a quarter of sweets. I bought an onion bhaji last weekend if that helps?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Good weekend DG?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Yep, went down to the Manc bash and stayed at Blousie's.
Also, I'm now officially dole scum as I signed on yesterday.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:42, Reply)

You've paid into the system, you might as well lodge a claim.
No joy at the moment with the world of employment I take it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Not yet.
I've applied for a few jobs (well, four) but I shall have to concentrate my efforts in order to satisfy the Jobcentre. I did get to chat to a few former colleagues yesterday though. Hopefully they might tip me a wink if anything comes in.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Buffoonery, by the looks of things
Only just got here m'self.

Should I go to the off-license, do you think?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Yes.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Deffo.
I picked up 8 cans on my way home.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Very well
If I'm not back in 15 minutes send out a search party.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Starting at the pub.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)

The disadvantage for a match day at the Arsinal is that at Kings cross there are about 5k people on my platform and it took me 4 trains to get on it.
The advantage though, is that they've all fucked off 3 stops down so I get a seat.

Also, OH MAN, there is a death in the 'oaks, fucking hell, WOW, oh man, wow. I actually went LALAALALAL NOT LISTENING and changed the chanel as quick as I could to jump back as I missed some eppisodes which I'm catching up on now.

Today some people from work took me out for lunch (to a really posh place (they sale wagu chattoux briand )) where I had a mojito and AMAZING chips and a lush burger. OH MAN. amazing. And they got me a card with a paint and a poem and some boxes of fags.

And yesterday I got to have all you can eat japanese with Clare

And Thursday I'm off out with a mate for a bit of turkish

And all weekend I had american food from an amazing american resturant.

BEST BIRTHDAY EVAH (actually, all sarcasam aside, this really is the best birthday I've had since childhood)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)

AND ADN AND ANDNADNANDNANDNDANADN
The big fuck up on work that I did on friday, which has been fucking up our working practice since then, the thing that caused us to change our practice, actually wasn't down to me. The other team did something too which fucked everything up and it was that, that was at fault, causing things not to work.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:42, Reply)

All I need now is for Field Ping Pong Fella to team up with Old-G33zer* steal all of Monty's drugs and for Monty to do a kamakazi on him leaving Lusty and Berk and Beth vulnrable and single....
.... and mysteriously I have a hot tub too, well, if we're going for it, might as well go for it properly.

* B3th's hubby, I just thought up that nick name, 'cus b3th has a 3.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)

You make me laugh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)

=D
I'd totally only have one swimming costume too, it'll be in my bag, but I'd pretend I left it at home.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Sounds fantastic Gonz
Did you get any nice pressies?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:43, Reply)

I reckon I've finally become an adult 'cus I really don't care about the prezzies this year, it's all about the good times with good mates.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

I've not yet wished you a happy birthday Gonz : (
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GONZ : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Happy birthday for yesterday Gonz.
And I'll see you in less than a fortnight.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:43, Reply)

=DDD Looking forward to it.
Is the misses coming?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

No.
The gig's on a Sunday and she has to work Monday with being in a school.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Alt alt: They're all watching Bellenders, I reckon.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I tend to buy booze rather than sweets.
Hence the 5 pints I had in the pub earlier and the wine I am now drinking at home.

My liver needs me to get a job.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Buy a pub!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Don't think the thought hasn't occurred to me...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)

The dream of every alcoholic.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)

And the ruin of many other alcoholics

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:11, Reply)

hey jeffers.
it's so dull I'm defecting to /talk
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:43, Reply)

DON'T DO IT!!!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Don't take it over there sad-sack,

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)

*Waves*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)

It will end in tears.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)

You are dead to me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)

*Waves*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Hi sweetie!
*waves like a mong*
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:00, Reply)

I don't even know what /talk is
It sounds pony though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:58, Reply)

*Lazy voice*
No, don't go, come back, please stay, excetora excetora.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Evenin' Jeff.
We had no internet at work Today, so I have no idea if anything interesting happened.

I don't really do sweets, but I do have a hankering for some cough candy twists right now.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)

You've got a quite enviable board set-up here, right.
Why do you never use it to do anything good or interesting?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Evening mate.
I don't think there's been much here today, apart from more trolling. Apparently if your say Adam's name, he appears. It's like magic.

Have you been to www.aquarterof.com? They have all the old sweets from back in 'the day'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:47, Reply)

I'm aware of the site b3th
If you order a huge hamper of sweets, they throw in a old copy of the Beano as well!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)

I see loads of old Beanos and Dandys at bootsales.
Also Eagles, Victors and Shoot!s.

If I saw as many Buntys, Mandys and Mistys, I'd be a happy girl. There's nothing better than a Sunday afternoon curled up with a cup of tea and a huge pile of comics.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)

It's been broken up a bit by people posting twitter updates like "I'm still hungry" and stuff.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I used to order from them every couple of months, true story, took them to cyprus, Dad loved his liquorish torpidos.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I was in TK Maxx this afternoon
and they had shitloads of American foodstuffs. jif peanut butter, strawberry milkshake poptarts, Reeses things, Goobers (whatever they are) and a bunch more stuff, like A1 sauce.

You should go have a look.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Woh', totally gonna get in on that action, there is one in Enfield Town, right near where I'm moving too !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:06, Reply)

I thought of you when I saw it all.
Should have texted you about it, really.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:09, Reply)

I can't accept MMSs at the moment, still trying to fix that.
Then its tits'n'knickers central.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I actually bought knickers today. TRUFAX.
Well, I say 'knickers'. I actually mean 'those massive spandex pants taht hold everything in'. Well sexy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:11, Reply)

I bet they have that bit around the bottom that's got double fabric, I donno what that's for, to stop it taring or something?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Do you mean the gusset?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I'm watching tee vee and having a glass of vino.
I have my nephew over Friday evening and mulling over going to a firework display that night even though I can't be bothered with them.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

If you think he'd enjoy it, then definitely go.
And take sparklers. And do photos of shapes and words done with them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I'm fine, the main fireworks near us is on Saturday so my sister can take him.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Kids like fireworks
And you like wine.

Go.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)

It's OK fans, II came back.
they are every bit as dull as us, so I might as well stick to the dull I know.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Is it because we mentioned you fucking big-girls-blouse?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:58, Reply)

*phew*
You had me worried for a moment.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I am here and listening to Fuck Buttons.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Is that the sound track to an adult film starring Mr and Mrs Spoon?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Or a pornographic Xmas pantomime?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Sinderella

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Pussy in boots

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Jack off and the Beanstalk

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Alladin (hot xxx action)

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Babes get the wood

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Dick Whittington

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Snow White on the seven dwarves
(that's a bit specialist)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Is Sinderella the one with the ugly fisters in it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:19, Reply)

And huge balls

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:20, Reply)

I can't say I've never imagined it.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Where do you think their daughter came from?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Dunno, But I'll bet he spooned her.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:15, Reply)

I loves spooning.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Forking hell

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Well plate.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:18, Reply)