This is ridiculous. Look at me, I'm 30 in a month and I've got a sole flapping off my shoe.

It'll get better, it has to.

Easy for you to say, luvvie, you've had an audition. Why can't I have an audition? It's ridiculous. I've been to drama school. I'm good looking. I tell you, I've a fuck sight more talent that half the rubbish that gets on television. Why can't I get on television?

Well, I don't know. It'll happen.

Will it? That's what you say. The only program I'm likely to get on is the fucking news.
( WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:34, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Are these quotations or are you trying your hand at being a needy /off topic poster?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)

"In a world exclusive interview, 33 year old shot putter Geoff Woade who weighs 317 pounds, admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids, a drug banned in sport. It used to get him bad tempered and act out said his wife. He used to pick on me. But now he's stopped he's much better in our sex life and in our general life." Jesus Christ. This huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is now considered sane. "Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about." Look at him! Look at Geoff Woade! His head must weight fifty pounds on its own. Imagine the size of his balls. Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker!"

"Please, I don't feel good."

"That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. No! He'd like a bit of pleading. Add spice to it. In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it. "I'm gonna pull you head off." "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off." "I'm gonna pull your head off because I don't like your head."
( WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)

maybe he fucks arses?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I'm in considerable danger here

( WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:38, Reply)

a coward you are, Withnail. An expert in bulls you are not.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:40, Reply)

haha
Boy lands plum role with top Italian director.. etc.
( WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Withnail and I.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)

don't worry mate, it'll work out eventually

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)

How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this. I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum. I mean look at us! Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights! No fridges, no televisions, no phones. Much more of this and I'm going to apply for meals on wheels.
( WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:37, Reply)

you're going on a bit now, i think i might pop you on ignore when i get unbanned

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)

You get 10 internet points for that.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:47, Reply)