ROCKY THEME PLAYS
(not eye of the tigerm, the proper one)

The other day a couple of my colleagues got themselves a set of weights and a bench and set themselves up a gym in our back office.
My PC is hooked up to speakers around the office so we can all listern to the radio, when I left that evening I put Spotify on, turned the volume up, locked my PC and turned the monitor off.

The cleaners were apparently quite surpriseed to walk into two scantily dressed men working out to the folowing soundtrack;

Y.M.C.A
GAY BAR
In the Navy
Flashdance
Had the time of my life etc you get the idea

please suggest more songs for me to put on for them and tell me of the HILARIOUS japes you get up to
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:30, 79 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

fuck it i'm going home

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:37, Reply)

BYE!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Aww, has your thread been ignored?
And it's more interesting than mine too.

Yes, that's right, I'm awake again. Going back to sleep again now though. Bye
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:51, Reply)

at leat recomeend one song?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:52, Reply)

The German National Anthem ft. David Hasslehoff

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:53, Reply)

wait here a sec i'm gonna get you something

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Is it a biscuit?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:56, Reply)

i int got none here
wait til i get back yeah?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I'll have a biscuit whilst i wait

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Or is it a really funny joke about waiting for a second?
Quentin is the wag at work who tries to send the new boy for a long wait, ignoring the fact that there are undiscovered tribes in the Solomon Islands who think that is an old joke.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:58, Reply)

tartan paint left handed screwdrivers ladderrs for your skirting boards self hammering nails
LOL
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Sorry Q, you're still on ignore

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

i thought i was banned when no-one wasreplying

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Surely the gayest song of the Village People was Macho Man?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:53, Reply)

BOOM and you fell into the trap
PUT YOUR CROWN BACK ON
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:54, Reply)

oooh good one!
thanks new best friend
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:54, Reply)

feel the burn
what what?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:58, Reply)

dunno what that is, can't listen to it at worrk tho sorz

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Christ
I take a couple of days off and no-one's killed you yet?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

you must know some pretty gay songs tho?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Actually you've covered all the ones I can think of already
Do you have a licence to know that many gay songs?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

no sorry, i don't have a licence

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:11, Reply)

hahahaha!
GAY OPERATING WITHOUT A LICENCE!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:04, Reply)

taht was totally worth it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I'm too Sexy
by Right Said Fred
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

YES

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I have Christmas socks on
and I just DONT CARE
( Kroney, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)

i'm wearing odd socks, i dind't mean to i got them off the line this morning and then i was all like
oh LOL
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

That wasn't a song suggestion, by the way.

( Kroney, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

i'm not totally against irrelvent answers you know
your soskc are a conversation starter, we could be in a sock club
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:10, Reply)

BLANK POSTING

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:10, Reply)

i appreciate your input

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Not a reply you've ever had, I'll be bound.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:11, Reply)

it hurts my feelings when people say that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Weren't you just at school a few days ago?
How quickly they grow up.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)

i took my as levels a year early and now i've time travelled top the future

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Obviously it's not gay as such
but I've always thought that Billy Gunn's entrance music had certain undertones to it.

Maybe NSFW if you don't have headphones.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:41, Reply)

i don't know it
could you hum it for me?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:46, Reply)

No, but just for you and all the other without sound I looked up the lyrics:
I'm an ass man
Yeah I'm an ass man (Yeah!)

I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I'm gonna kick 'em

'Cause I'm an Ass Man
Yeah, I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
I'm an Ass Man

So many asses, so little time
Only a tight one, can stop me on the dime
I'm a lover, of every kind
The best surprises always sneak up from behind

I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
I'm an Ass Man

Buns of glory,
Buns of steel
Your lies won't give away the truth of how I feel

You walk behind me,
I feel the heat.
That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the street

I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)

I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I'm gonna kick 'em

I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:11, Reply)

thanks for that, not sure how the tune goes but i have a rough idea

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:12, Reply)

It is possibly even gayer than I remembered from when I watch such things.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:16, Reply)

how's the tune go?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I can think of no way to convey it in text.
Pretty typical of wrestling entrance music of the period if this means anything you you, guitars and shouting.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:22, Reply)

What abour '(I'm a) Tedious Bender (who should be gassed)' by YOU?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:49, Reply)

hello you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Good day ma'am

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:52, Reply)

it's friday, dude
friday!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)

This is good news.
I intend to get my lash on tomorrow, but tonight I will be reading my Danish novel about lutenists, for I am babysitting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:10, Reply)

you want me to gas you?
with my bottom?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Or
'Don't Come Around Here No More (Quentin)' by Tom Petty and the Entire of /OT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:52, Reply)

or
"i'm a wanker i'm a wanker i'm a wanker"

funnily enough, by quentin.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Or
'You Give /Talk a Bad Name' by Bon Jovi
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Manolith is the new /talk mod,
he knows who quentin is, have you noticed how he's behaving now.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:57, Reply)

busy at work today
soz
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Like a tedious bender?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Yeah, but more like a typical offtopic tedious bender.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)

what's different>?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:04, Reply)

You're scared of people finding out your identity.
It's sweet.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:05, Reply)

your insane

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I'm not, I have certificate.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:06, Reply)

simpson's quote?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Oh no.
What, lunch threads, etc?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Being boring about music.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:06, Reply)

i'm thinking about taking up ballroom dancing and committing matricide

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:07, Reply)

With one small amendment I think we'll be there...
matr su
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Oh God I hate people like that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Steps' lesser known 3rd Album.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I find your lampooning of one of my most treasured comic devices distinctly distasteful.



by Showaddywaddy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:12, Reply)

"I" "don't" "get" "it"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:16, Reply)

(by Glen Campbell)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)

tainted love!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Oh L'Amour

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:12, Reply)

oui j'taime

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Talking of being boring about music...
There have been several notable bummers who have made good music.
Off the top of my head:
Hüsker Dü - two thirds bummers
Benjamin Britten - I only recently found out that all those love songs he wrote for Peter Pears to sing were inspired by the bumming that was taking place between them.

Any more? Or failing that tell me about the time you ate lunch.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Or go and join wor sporto in his new thread

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Peter Pears?
he was a real person and not a Beatrix Potter character?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Yes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:17, Reply)

i did a search for gay on spotify
loads of songs i'd never heard of came up
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)