I can honestly say that I cannot think of a single person in my teenage social circle who went by their real name.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:36, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

social biscuit game
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I'll tell 'Bignuts' and 'Wee Willie Winkie' you said that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)

That's public school for you, I am still not known by my name to my school contempories

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)

You obviously went to a nicer public school than I did
I'm not in touch with any of my contemporaries, because they were almost all utter cunts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Me neither. I finally got revenge on one of the bastards 30 years on.
When I posted on a FB page that had been set up for alumni. "Does any one remember X? His Dad ended up going to prison for fraud".

Turned out he saw it and that nobody had known. Serves the cunt right for pushing me over in the lunch queue.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Is this a QOTW needless to say I had the last laugh story?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I guess so.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Sorry Batto
I won't tell /talk. Promise.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Boarding schools are terrible for that sort of thing.
I remember a boy a few years below me whose surname was Laing. Because he had a very nasal voice, he was known as Twang. When his little sister came to the school a few years later, she started calling him taht too.
It's always nice when hurtful nicknames follow you home to your family life.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)

My dad found out what people called me at school
and would gleefully call me it whenever he was drunk. Cunt.
(berk, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I don't think Monty went to public school
but the biscuit game it appears is universal
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)

You played it??

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Don't be ridiculous
far too many calories
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Yeah, who needs biscuits?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

universal popular with benders you like to watch each other jerk off and eat jiz.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I went on a stag do with my friend's younger brother
Every single one of his old school friends had the suffix "-o" on their name.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:42, Reply)