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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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someone who makes me laugh and is smartopens doors for me and likes children and dogs and reading the same stuff i do so we can talk about books and shit and someone who's got a great big fucking dick and i dont mean just length im talking about girth an all
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:53,
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long skinny cocks can get to fuck(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:55,
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No point getting your cervix poked if you can't feel the shaft.(
girlinthehole, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:58,
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im all grimmed out now, you have to take it too far dont you(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:59,
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Oh, the dog thing. I forgot that. I'll say the dog thing too.But not children. Children are fucking evil. And tedious.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:55,
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nah they make you drinks and shit if youre nice to themand fuck off round the shops and pick your crisps and fags up so long as you give them a note
you're quite obviously doing it wrong
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:57,
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I can actually remember a time when kids could buy fags quite easily from the shops.The world's gone mad.
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girlinthehole, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:59,
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i got them for my nan and i didnt complain about itlazy cunts. give them a note and send them off packing
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:00,
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From the tim,e I was about ten, I don't think my parents washed a dish or made a cup of tea.Slave labour FTW.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:01,
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get yourself a nice quiet onea fat one or ginger, ones whatre bullied at school no doubt, experienced in taking orders that sort of thing
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:02,
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There were three girls in our family.Every Sunday we had to help our mum clean the house from top to bottom and go to the launderette. I fucking hated going there.
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girlinthehole, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:03,
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And then Monday came round, and you were straight back down t'pit(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:12,
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we'd work 27 hours a dayand when we got home our father'd slice us in two wit' bread knife
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:18,
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Blousie Worldwww.youtube.com/watch?v=8DqvXRd64Mo
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:20,
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No doubt you'd be in bed at 4 in t'mornin', up at 3wit' nowt to drink but wet gravel to suck on.
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Kroney, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:20,
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Was it The Two Ronnies?In my head Ronnie Barker's saying that line.
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Kroney, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:23,
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no, monty pythonwww.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:26,
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to be fair, thoughI was brought up as a strict basilisk
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:23,
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I'm eating candy floss(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:10,
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Past tense now, it's gone, all gone. There is none left, which is like when you had some but ate it all, so now there is none, and you'll never taste that again until you get more.I guess it's true, you can't have your candy floss and eat it, because I had my candy floss and ate it but now there is no more candy floss so I don't have any anymore.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:23,
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i hope you get the shits(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:24,
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I had the shits this morning and the resulting exhaustion put me in a coma for 2 hours.Tigger had to wake me up all concerned, with his concerned face and concerned paw.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:41,
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id never get this sort of looking after from my fishnot even if i got a really big one and taught it tricks
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:43,
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Yeah but I bet your fish don't bite you on the arse(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:44,
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only if i smear it with fish flakes and dangle it over the fucking tank(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:46,
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Maybe I should stop that with the mackerel then(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:46,
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Who are you calling a bitch.I'll have an internet fight with you.
(And you'll win)
I told Nana you were impressed with her knowing yoot bands from the 90s.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:49,
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We call that The Rosies around 'ere.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:49,
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I'm stealing that.*steals that for my arse. along the floor*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:49,
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And now I've got Sugar Spun Sister by the Stone Roses in my head.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:17,
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I'd be perfect for you if I still read and liked dogs and hobbits(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:30,
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Be careful, you're right at he age where they say thatand then go all mongy and meet some Scottish perve. ONLINE.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:38,
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