and because you're so old now it's hard to remember what the thread was about anyway.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 19:31, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

My trousers fell down in Sainsbury's today
because I'd forgotten to put a belt on. I can't even fucking dress myself properly anymore. It'll be incontinence next.
( Kroney, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 19:32, Reply)

Were they cordrouy?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 19:40, Reply)

You fucking spacker.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Nov 2011, 19:40, Reply)

I was bending over to rearrange my basket
and I gave a young couple a severe mental scarring. Thankfully they were the only ones in the aisle facing me at the time.
( Kroney, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)

were you wearing pants?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Yeah, all they really got was an eyeful
of Dagenham cleavage but Christ. Embarrassing.
( Kroney, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)

one of my friends once
accidentally pulled down another friend's trousers and pants, in a car park right in front of a mother and her 4 year old.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)

lolling hard at this

( Kroney, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)

so were we

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)

how do you do that by accident??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)

well he had low slung jeans
and he wanted to make a point that they'd fall down too easily. He expected him to hold on to his trousers and did not expect the pants to come down, too.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)

reminds me of this
best qotw answer EVER. or one of them, anyway. short and sweet!

b3ta.com/questions/heckles/post52031
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

hahaha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 19:53, Reply)

hoping 'rearranging your basket' is code here

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)

yes and me
sounds like the worst kind of prison slang
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Rearranging my plums etc

( Kroney, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)

True story, on friday my trousers fell down about half way down my boxers, at work, when someone called me over.
I think I got away with it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 20:04, Reply)