Indian, just ahead of Japanese
Morning you gaggle of glorious geeks. So, Frankie survives another week, eh? Who'd a thunk it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

"I don't give a shit".
I am assuming you're talking about X Factor, here.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:14, Reply)

I'm guessing some dancing on the telly type show, if it's Foxtrot talking
To be fair, "Mad" Frankie Fraser was an odd choice for prime time ITV Saturday night
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:16, Reply)

You could be right, he may be referring to Strictly.
However, I still don't give a shit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

DG was right
but that's not a bad shout, is it. So, Lulu and Brendan, eh? Who'd a thunk it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I used to see him Islington a lot.
He's about 4' tall and has terrible dyed hair.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Psychotic hardmen are always tiny

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Is Danny Dyer tiny then?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:26, Reply)

I don't really know who he is
There was a video on /links a while back of Mark Kermode taking the piss out of him, so I would assume that if he is less cool than Kermode then he is a bit shit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

"Cockernee" "actor"
Specialises in playing hardnuts and wideboys, because he's WELL HARD, innit.

(Clue: no)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I'd guess at 4'11 then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Ah, so you DO give a shit!
I was vaguely curious to see what happened if I brought up such nonsensical shite in this forum
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I bit the bullet and hid one of my FB friends who seems to spend her Saturday and Sunday evenings commenting on the disgraceful interpersonal politics and bad decisions in X Factor.
To think, I fancied her in my teens :(
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

One of mine stated on Saturday night
"In bed watching X factor. Finding it hard to stay awake". To which I nearly responded, "I'm not fucking surprised, it's shit". But I didn't.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO WAY THAT IS WRONG THE RISK GETTING LESS VOTES THAN JOHNNY AND KITTY THAT'S THE SHOCK OF THE SERIES TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS
Not surprised Sophie's in bottom two but Misha B I thought Kelly would have two of her girls in the bottom two but thought it would have been Sophie and Janet

GIVE THIS WOMAN SOME PUNCTUATION AND A LOBOTOMY
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I quite agree
When I'm moved to comment I at least spell it correctly.

You can't go far wrong with F-U-C-K
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Yours are, at least, sometimes amusing.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:26, Reply)

That's probably the nicest thing any B3tan whose name isn't b3th has ever said about me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I'd say I don't do this...
but I have to admit I did during my watching of BSG and of Doctor Who. And Big Bang Theory. And House. And Supernatural.
Good lord, perhaps I shouldn't be allowed near the internet.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:30, Reply)

If you were doing so during Jeremy Kyle you'd have cause for concern.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I don't think I've done that...

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Or a television.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:33, Reply)

The new series of House is excellent

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:36, Reply)

your all priocks, i just wanted to talk about fireworks but you RUINED it
as always
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Awwww, did you burn your hand on a sparkler?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Did you have any sparklers?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:23, Reply)

BOOM MOFO

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Burnt twice this weekend already
/fawkes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Tell us about your fireworks, Quenters.
Did you end up in A&E? Did someone strap your hamster to a rocket? Was that dodgy looking burger from the burger van just a bit undercooked, resulting in you spending the rest of the night shitting through the eye of a needle?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I did have sparklers, GIANT ones
but my matches didn't work, sot hey're still on my dining table.

The FIreworks were GREAT though, theyre were green ones and red ones and blue ones and white ones, ones that went whoosh and wheee!" and BANG!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:32, Reply)

So, what you're saying is "I didn't shit myself"?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I don't think he has specifically confirmed that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:43, Reply)

i did not

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I have also done such things
and un-friended a colleague whose only status updates were about not how well NUFC are doing, but all anti-SAFC.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

One of the worst things about the internet is it makes people think their opinion matters.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:23, Reply)

That's a smashing blouse you're wearing.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:23, Reply)

haha!
Indeed. I like a nice ranty update every now and again but not all the time.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I love a good ranty status
Some of my Strictly-based diatribes have passed into legend amongst my dance-related friends. My logic is that no-one HAS to read them; I say this as someone who very rarely trawls others' status updates, though.

Sorry, Noel.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:28, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1421157
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

*blushes*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:31, Reply)

get a room

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:32, Reply)