Welcome to Monday
I feel hungover, from Saturday night. This means I am getting old which sucks.

best foreign food, i'm torn between Italian and indian.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:06, 207 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

G'morning.
I'm getting sick and tired in the news being covered in economics, I know it probably isn't but it feels like a big stupid game the only winners of which are economists, bankers and other sundry cunts. Somebody somewhere, probably china is owed one hell of a lot of money, so why don't we just declare them the winners and get on with life.

Alt: Nepalese in my experience.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:13, Reply)

You do wonder if everyone just cancelled their debts then we would all be almost even

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:21, Reply)

Pretty much
It's just numbers on a page now anyway - it has no real meaning.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:22, Reply)

You say that
but they claimed last week that Greece was about a fortnight away from being unable to pay its police, doctors and teachers etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:24, Reply)

I would do very nicely out of such a deal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:23, Reply)

Can we wait for my mortgage to come through first, please?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I guess that would be only fair if the banks don't have to pay us back what we put in our own accounts.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:45, Reply)

There's a Nepalese restaurant in Winchester.
My mother loves it. Unfortunately, it is completely shit. There's a korma-type dish that's so sweet and bland they actually serve it with a glace cherry on top. This is, in my opinion, them taking the piss.

I'm sure the food in Nepal is probably fine, mind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:22, Reply)

went to Nepal in 2002. Amazing food. Apart from Yak tongue. That was fucking awful.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:24, Reply)

Big portion, though, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:26, Reply)

I only managed one bite. Took me four attempts to swallow that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:27, Reply)

Actually my new favourite take away is Nepalese
and it is truely excellent
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:22, Reply)

Pakistani.
I'm hung over from last night. I spent a remaining John Lewis gift voucher from my birthday on a slap-up dinner. It was lovely but I'm feeling more than a little queasy today.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:19, Reply)

Never
Knowingly under cooked.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:23, Reply)

To clarify, I am calling Nakers a Pakistani.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:25, Reply)

Indian
I feel fine, because I am not old.

Edit: Although Mongolian has things to recommend it.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:20, Reply)

I think you referring to the people of Mongolia as 'things' is a little mean.
Just because they have Down's Syndrome doesn't mean they aren't people, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:23, Reply)

On the plus side
They accepted payment for the meal in the form of some tin foil and a bucket of glue.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:26, Reply)

This story on the QOTW made me laugh more than it should have:
www.b3ta.com/questions/tactless/post1420677
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:01, Reply)

"Downs is like rape and anyone who laughed at it should unfriend me now!"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Either way, someone's happy?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:25, Reply)

How could you!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Morning Ape
Not hungover, as I only had a couple of pints yesterday. The sensible option would have been not to have any at all, but clearly I wasn't being sensible.

For me, probably italian.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:23, Reply)

Not hungover. Which makes a change.
In other news I am attending a smoking cessation clinic this morning. *Prepares to be patronised by some NHS know it all*
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:26, Reply)

I once got told to lose weight
By some nurse who made Bella Emburg look like Twiggy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:31, Reply)

Chineeeeeeeeeeeeeese food is the best of all foreign foods.
I have no hangover as I have not been drinking since Friday. And on Friday I only had a pint of cider. I realised that in a few short months I will be two decades old. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:36, Reply)

Same thing happened to me a couple of months before my 20th
When I realised I could no longer use "I'm a teenager" as an excuse for all the stupid things I do.

I was relieved when I realised I can still (currently) use "I'm a student".
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:43, Reply)

In my defence, I do not do many typical stupid teenage things.
However, I'm glad to be able to use the "I'm a student" excuse if I need to!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Mine mainly concern getting lost while drunk
And finding myself wandering the wrong way down dual carriageways (miles away from where I live/stay) at 4am.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:47, Reply)

I don't need to be drunk to get lost.
Also, I don't go walking alone out at night where I live when I'm at uni. Too many dickheads.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Ah
But if you do it in February in a thunderstorm, they stay indoors.

As for dickheads after dark, over the course of a month in Wester Hailes (Edinburgh suburb) I had a firework launched at me and nearly got thrown into the union canal three times.

I stopped cycling after dark...
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Our February thunderstorms are fairly impressive.
That's a fairly sensible thing to do, not cycling after dark when dickheads are about!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:04, Reply)

I am not hungover this morning.
I am, however, rather grumpy as although our new mattress topper is extremely comfortable and I've woken up without a knackered back for the first time in ages, I actually managed about two hours sleep last night so I've been up since 5:30.

I'd have to say Indian.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Agreed
Indian FTW. Also no sleep tired high fives
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:02, Reply)

It is, in the parlance of the Boyster, "fucking shit".
I'd normally put it down to Sunday night anxiety, but I don't even have to go to bloody work!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:09, Reply)

No hangover for me, obviously.
And Indian, definitely good old Indian.

And now I am going to go and be a wage slave for another manic week, so bye for now.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Morning
This will probably be a slow week as I've got something to look forward to at the weekend (gig in London on Sunday). I was sorting out the train tickets I bought for me and my son yesterday, apparently we need about 12 of them for one return trip to London.

Italian or Mexican for me.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Which ever country makes smoked venison mature chedder and horseraddish sandwiches.
Which is what I've got for lunch.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:57, Reply)

English/British food is fucking marvellous.
We sell ourselves massively short, here, I think.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:02, Reply)

I think so, yorkshire puddings on their own.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:07, Reply)

That doesn't sound like a very nutritious meal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:10, Reply)

It also falls into your "selling ourselves short" category
If the best British food you can think of is batter.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Hey!
Battered's alright. Don't be so mean.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:25, Reply)

He is, however, stodgy and very bad for your health
and as such, should only be had in moderation.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:31, Reply)

To be fair, so does the rest of the world.
The perception of us eating bland, badly cooked stodge doesn't seem to want to go away. But I agree, we have some superb cooking in this country. Even something as simple as fish and chips, cooked properly, is divine.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I blame the 70s

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I had to agree with Gonz's evaluation of Keith Floyd the other day.
I don't necessarily agree with him all the way on the subject, but the repeated clip from the 70's on Saturday morning didn't inspire me to go off and try to replicate the recipe. When it came out the oven it looked like he'd just shat in a pot and left it on a low heat for 12 hours.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Part of that is the deterioration of the colour of the film.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Did you see it though?
It was basically scraggy meat, leeks, onions and fucking bird seed. It looked awful.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I confess I did not.
A friend of mine was very good pals/drinking partners with Floyd when he owned a pub in Ireland. He was fucking hilarious, apparently. Utterly unsurprisingly...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

I blame Keith Floyd.
He's such a fucking horrific 'chef', I've never once seen him cook something that I've wanted to try.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:44, Reply)

The trouble with a lot of British food is its
based around overcooked meat with overcooked vegetables.
( Peej, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I think that sounds amazing!
Howver, I'd add a touch of swan to the mix for maximum croissantification
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:03, Reply)

I am not a immigrant.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:06, Reply)

You lying Paddy bastard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Aren't we all decended from immigrants?
Even poshos like Boyce will come from French aristocratic stock or something
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

My Dad is a Yorkshireman
and as such will doubtless contend that his entire family tree can be traced back to the exact same part of Halifax, which is also where fire and the wheel were invented
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

He's a dirty forrin, whether he knows it or not

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:23, Reply)

This is so.
On my father's mother's side we are French aristos called something like Du Boncier.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Poncier, more like.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:25, Reply)

+n
Sorry, grammar pedantry is even less agreeable on Monday morning, I just can't help myself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I edited it out, because it shounds horrible.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I'm going to assume that the superfluous "h" here is just to wind me up
Good weekend?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Yeah, fireworks booze and a curry would be a summary.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I assume you mean actual fireworks
Not booze + curry = arse fireworks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Stop thinking about my arse.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:23, Reply)

You can't make me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Indian.
No hangover as I'm off to the gym today. Lots to do and proctrastinating as usual.
( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Your alternatives are too non-specific
Both of those countries have huge regional variations in their cuisine. Or are you one of those people who count Pizza Hut as an Italian restaurant?
I choose South Indian food as the best.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:05, Reply)

:p

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:20, Reply)

All of the food!
But not prawns.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:08, Reply)

I SAW SOME FIREWROKS

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I saw some fireworks too Quentin !
There was PHZZZZZITers and WOOOOSHers and BANGers and Screamers. I think there was about 60% yellow, 20% blue and 15% red and 5% red, ovbously in verious hues. I had a can of Malabu and Coke, a Blue flavoured WKD and I was going to make some mulled wine but I didn't bother in the end. I also had some not-so-pink candyfloss in a bag and a burger with ketchup, fake mustard and fried onions. OOHHOHOHOH, I walked past a cupcake shop where I had a cup filled with custard and a treekle cupcake, really nice, I walked out without paying, got half way down the road when they ran after me, didn't realise, was talking to them for 5 minutes and forgot, honest mistake, so they gave me a cherry cupcake. They have a facebook and flickr page, they want a website that I can help with, might be a bit of private work. I'd like to make a cupcake website. I wanted to buy some of those plastic things with coloured lights in but I couldn't find the stall on the way home. I went into ASDA yesterday and they had christmas lights, i'm not too sure if I should buy some, because I'm moving home soon, and it'll be another thing to pack away. I think when I'm in my new place though, I can decorate it with some lights and tinssle and christmas tree. True story, I've had some christmas lights up for 2 years now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Indian, just ahead of Japanese
Morning you gaggle of glorious geeks. So, Frankie survives another week, eh? Who'd a thunk it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

"I don't give a shit".
I am assuming you're talking about X Factor, here.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:14, Reply)

I'm guessing some dancing on the telly type show, if it's Foxtrot talking
To be fair, "Mad" Frankie Fraser was an odd choice for prime time ITV Saturday night
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:16, Reply)

You could be right, he may be referring to Strictly.
However, I still don't give a shit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

DG was right
but that's not a bad shout, is it. So, Lulu and Brendan, eh? Who'd a thunk it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I used to see him Islington a lot.
He's about 4' tall and has terrible dyed hair.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Psychotic hardmen are always tiny

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Is Danny Dyer tiny then?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:26, Reply)

I don't really know who he is
There was a video on /links a while back of Mark Kermode taking the piss out of him, so I would assume that if he is less cool than Kermode then he is a bit shit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

"Cockernee" "actor"
Specialises in playing hardnuts and wideboys, because he's WELL HARD, innit.

(Clue: no)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I'd guess at 4'11 then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Ah, so you DO give a shit!
I was vaguely curious to see what happened if I brought up such nonsensical shite in this forum
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I bit the bullet and hid one of my FB friends who seems to spend her Saturday and Sunday evenings commenting on the disgraceful interpersonal politics and bad decisions in X Factor.
To think, I fancied her in my teens :(
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

One of mine stated on Saturday night
"In bed watching X factor. Finding it hard to stay awake". To which I nearly responded, "I'm not fucking surprised, it's shit". But I didn't.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO WAY THAT IS WRONG THE RISK GETTING LESS VOTES THAN JOHNNY AND KITTY THAT'S THE SHOCK OF THE SERIES TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS
Not surprised Sophie's in bottom two but Misha B I thought Kelly would have two of her girls in the bottom two but thought it would have been Sophie and Janet

GIVE THIS WOMAN SOME PUNCTUATION AND A LOBOTOMY
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I quite agree
When I'm moved to comment I at least spell it correctly.

You can't go far wrong with F-U-C-K
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Yours are, at least, sometimes amusing.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:26, Reply)

That's probably the nicest thing any B3tan whose name isn't b3th has ever said about me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I'd say I don't do this...
but I have to admit I did during my watching of BSG and of Doctor Who. And Big Bang Theory. And House. And Supernatural.
Good lord, perhaps I shouldn't be allowed near the internet.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:30, Reply)

If you were doing so during Jeremy Kyle you'd have cause for concern.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I don't think I've done that...

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Or a television.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:33, Reply)

The new series of House is excellent

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:36, Reply)

your all priocks, i just wanted to talk about fireworks but you RUINED it
as always
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Awwww, did you burn your hand on a sparkler?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Did you have any sparklers?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:23, Reply)

BOOM MOFO

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Burnt twice this weekend already
/fawkes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Tell us about your fireworks, Quenters.
Did you end up in A&E? Did someone strap your hamster to a rocket? Was that dodgy looking burger from the burger van just a bit undercooked, resulting in you spending the rest of the night shitting through the eye of a needle?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I did have sparklers, GIANT ones
but my matches didn't work, sot hey're still on my dining table.

The FIreworks were GREAT though, theyre were green ones and red ones and blue ones and white ones, ones that went whoosh and wheee!" and BANG!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:32, Reply)

So, what you're saying is "I didn't shit myself"?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I don't think he has specifically confirmed that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:43, Reply)

i did not

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I have also done such things
and un-friended a colleague whose only status updates were about not how well NUFC are doing, but all anti-SAFC.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

One of the worst things about the internet is it makes people think their opinion matters.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:23, Reply)

That's a smashing blouse you're wearing.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:23, Reply)

haha!
Indeed. I like a nice ranty update every now and again but not all the time.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I love a good ranty status
Some of my Strictly-based diatribes have passed into legend amongst my dance-related friends. My logic is that no-one HAS to read them; I say this as someone who very rarely trawls others' status updates, though.

Sorry, Noel.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:28, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1421157
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

*blushes*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:31, Reply)

get a room

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Have some astrophysics news
www.theregister.co.uk/2011/11/06/life_and_the_fine_structure_constant/
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:36, Reply)

dun gerrit?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:37, Reply)

read it again.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

still dun gerrit?
is this some kind of nerd form of bullying?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:46, Reply)

A fundamental constant may not be constant in the universe.
Looks like it gets bigger in one direction and smaller in the other.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:49, Reply)

so........?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Atoms and molecules are made differently in different parts of the universe
the heavy atoms needed for life could only be regional.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:54, Reply)

oh.
and?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

This has implications.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

for?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)

It fits a spatial dipole, significant at the 4.2σ level, silly.
What are you, some kind of spastic?
Ugh, subject line fail.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:43, Reply)

eh?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:46, Reply)

4.2 isn't that good
There's a 1 in 12000 chance of it being a fluke. Considering the amount of data out there, that's fairly high. 3 is the requirement for an ' incident' and 6 (100 times more confidence) for a discovery.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Interesting.
sort of extension of the goldilocks zone thing into EM stuff. However, this does not explain why my earlobe is currently bleeding.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:48, Reply)

AIDS etc
Is it your right ear?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

actually, yes. Is that bad AIDS not good AIDS, then?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I reckon Fusion Food

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Japanese
But its very different out there. Different vegetables grow over there.
( Peej, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Is it because YOUR HOT WIFE likes it?

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:56, Reply)

No MY HOT WIFE hates it
Except Teriyaki Chicken
( Peej, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)

yeah, fucking giant ones with tentacles, now

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Don't they kill them to save themselves from dishonour?
Or am I thinking of the wrong vegetables?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Haha
How do you turn a fruit into a vegtable? Push it in front of a car.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

the hardest part of a vegetable to eat
is the stalk
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

IDGI

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

iw as bein clever, hardest part to eat is the wheelchair init?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Oh, oh, ok, I was thinking about stalking them, like, sneeking up behind them.
I donno how you'd stalk someone in a vegative state, they're not really aware of their surroundings.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I was thinking this too Gonz

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)

you just sit at the bottom of their bed staring

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

My cat does this to me while I'm getting dressed.
he's a pervy cat. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

are you a vegetable?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:10, Reply)

No.
He just likes to sit at the bottom of my bed, watching me. He usually puts on these big O.O eyes too.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:11, Reply)

maybe if you were more affectionate with him he might not glarre at you
have you condisered stroking your pusssy?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I ain't touching that line with a ten foot pole.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:16, Reply)

shut up and fuick your cat

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Hmmm no thanks.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:21, Reply)

i got a cat's nose up my bum when i was asleep once

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:21, Reply)

it felt wet but not upnleasant

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Good for you.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)

he's dead now tho
poor guy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Why yes, I agree, that is a perfect foundation for a potential phsyical future relationship !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Remember what I told you about being funny son?
This is perhaps trying too hard, start simple and work up to it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

what's the hardest par tof a vegetable to eat?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:10, Reply)

urgh
aren't you dead yet? the m5 had a big fire, you could have gone and jumped in that?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:11, Reply)

woooo someone's been taking bitchy pills.
Hello Swipe :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)

it's monday
hence the strop!

how's you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I am gooooooooood.
I get my results this week so a bit nervous, but all in all, I'm good!

Don't let Mundane Mondays get you all stroppy. Save the strop for something that matters, like the chippy forgetting to put the vinegar on your chips.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:15, Reply)

BASTARDS!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:36, Reply)

oh what but thats miles away?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)

you could have made a bit of an effort
never mind, it's not too late. just set fire to yourself right now, that'll do.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:14, Reply)

as mentioned up there
my matches don#t work :((((
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I prefer, what turns a fruit in to a vegetable
T3H AIDS! HAHAHAHAAAA
( Peej, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:13, Reply)

what you mean like a tomoato?
cos that's like a fruit isn't it? but you ewat it like a veg?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:15, Reply)

much as italian food is awesome
it is always the very last type i would choose for going out, because you just get so used to it.

i would always pick something middle eastern or greek, i love houmous and yoghurt/shallot dips and haloumi and vegetables and charcoal grilled fish and rice.... the greek near me - where berk has been too! - does this spicy feta cheese chunky dip that would make anyone cream themselves.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Anyone? Even someone who doesn't particularly care for Feta?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)

if there is anyone who doesn't care for feta
then i wouldn't care for them, and so their opinion would be not worth the screen it was typed on.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I've always found it a little too greasy tasting for my liking
And yes, I'm aware that takeaways, etc are all greasy, but I don't expect my cheese to be.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Well it did originate in Greece...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:42, Reply)

It's a bit of a shame really, a veggie friend of mine made quite a nice spaghetti dish with it, but the taste was just so cloying I couldn't finish it
It needed some lemon juice or something, just to lighten the taste a little.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:50, Reply)

so basically
your friend bothered to cook for you, and you threw it back in her face.

you callous human being.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Not at all, I thoroughly enjoyed it, where I could
But by the end of it, the taste was just a bit too strong. She admitted that many found this to be the case, but that she as she liked it, she was a bit wary about making any changes.

It was a very simple dish, simply spaghetti, with stirred in feta, black pepper, halved cherry tomatoes and garlic.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:55, Reply)

That's a shame
as I regard it as one of the shittest cheeses. It's even worse than edam.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Well, I wouldn't rate any cheese that's made backwards.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Dear God, what's happened to your sense of humour?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:50, Reply)

It's Monday morning, I'm skint, and pissed off
These things combined tend to turn my humour either brutal or ridiculous.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:52, Reply)

oh monty no!
no no no, feta is amazing. esp when warm. i like the waitrose feta and caramelised onion pizza... or the fire and stone one, which is cubes of warm, gooey, tangy feta drizzled with pesto...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Isn't that the one that got Joanna Yeates killed?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:54, Reply)

no, that was a tesco finest steve davis

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I find it too salty.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:56, Reply)

it is salty
but i like salty things
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:57, Reply)

As do I, within reason.
I went on a tour of classical sites in Greece during my 6th form and was fed those feta samosa things every fucking day, and was put off for life by this experience.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:59, Reply)

understandable
i can't bear breakfast for the same reason - 3 weeks of massive breakfasts and then a long car ride in the states means that i can very seldom stomach anything before about 12pm!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:05, Reply)

So, you're saying you like greek now?
Glad to see he finally won you over.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)

There is a place near work called Meze Meze which does a haloomi wrap (or falaffle, or chicken'n'spicy turkish sausage) wraps with taboooleh and houmas.... £3.90, freshly toasted, AMAZING tasting flat bread.
Well nice, it's my latest 'thing'. And they do a small pot of couscous with really nice flavouring stuff.

Today I'm having left over home-assembled pizza.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)

i would love that
i am currently swooning over leban eats on chancery lane, amazing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I will be going to the bank at lunch time to pay ina £50 cheque
that teh council sent me for giving me an incorrect parking fine 3 years ago, FUCK YOU COUNCIL! BOOM!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:27, Reply)

then you can go spend it at LEBAN EATS
try the "beirut houmous", spicy homous with lebanese crispy bread and the baklava, you'll come in your pants
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Maybe me and you could sometimes possibly meet there for lunch?
I think chancery lane is walking distance from work.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Not an internetter it's not
but I'm there will be a mobility centre somewhere nearby
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Sucuk is one of the world's best sausages.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Vegetarian woman dies from poisoned meal.
Police suspect it was a hummus side.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:37, Reply)

feel free to follow her lead after that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:39, Reply)

i heard she died after having a steamed pudding
it was suetcide
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:52, Reply)

i heard you died horribly when you got slow roasted in a fire
but sadly reports of your death were exaggerated
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:53, Reply)

look McBeal, if you're gonna be my girlfirend your gonna have to get your act together
sort yourself out a bit, dress and up fly right, i ain't no slouch and if your gonna be on my arm i want you lookin good

got it?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:55, Reply)

i'll go out with you when you call me up and ask me properly
but as you will have died in a fire by then, it'll have to be by ouija board.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:56, Reply)

someone gaz rswipe heres number to me, this'll be good

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Gaz sent son
In this one instance you have my permission to date below your self, because I like Swipey, even if she is a bit common.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)

i hear she been around a bit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Well, yes, this is true.
But try not to judge her, it's good to bring a little experience to a relationship and god knows you have precious little to bring, so she has to make up for both of you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:05, Reply)

she coudl teach me a thing or two!!
eheheEHE?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:11, Reply)

marvellous
you tell me when you're just about to immolate yourself, and i will prepare the ouija board.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:06, Reply)

i don't think i've ever immolated myself before, i've never really liked moisturisers and cosmetic products

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:10, Reply)