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iw as bein clever, hardest part to eat is the wheelchair init?

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Oh, oh, ok, I was thinking about stalking them, like, sneeking up behind them.
I donno how you'd stalk someone in a vegative state, they're not really aware of their surroundings.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)
I was thinking this too Gonz

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)
you just sit at the bottom of their bed staring

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)
My cat does this to me while I'm getting dressed.
he's a pervy cat. :(
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)
are you a vegetable?

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:10, Reply)
No.
He just likes to sit at the bottom of my bed, watching me. He usually puts on these big O.O eyes too.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:11, Reply)
maybe if you were more affectionate with him he might not glarre at you
have you condisered stroking your pusssy?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:14, Reply)
I ain't touching that line with a ten foot pole.

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:16, Reply)
shut up and fuick your cat

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Hmmm no thanks.

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:21, Reply)
i got a cat's nose up my bum when i was asleep once

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:21, Reply)
it felt wet but not upnleasant

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)
Good for you.

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)
he's dead now tho
poor guy
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Why yes, I agree, that is a perfect foundation for a potential phsyical future relationship !

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Remember what I told you about being funny son?
This is perhaps trying too hard, start simple and work up to it.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)
what's the hardest par tof a vegetable to eat?

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:10, Reply)
urgh
aren't you dead yet? the m5 had a big fire, you could have gone and jumped in that?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:11, Reply)
woooo someone's been taking bitchy pills.
Hello Swipe :)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)
it's monday
hence the strop!

how's you?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:13, Reply)
I am gooooooooood.
I get my results this week so a bit nervous, but all in all, I'm good!

Don't let Mundane Mondays get you all stroppy. Save the strop for something that matters, like the chippy forgetting to put the vinegar on your chips.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:15, Reply)
BASTARDS!

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:36, Reply)
oh what but thats miles away?

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)
you could have made a bit of an effort
never mind, it's not too late. just set fire to yourself right now, that'll do.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:14, Reply)
as mentioned up there
my matches don#t work :((((
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:14, Reply)

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