hello darling
you think any of us believe you have to be drunk to have a fag?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:35, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

yet again, I set them up and you knock them down.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:35, Reply)

it's a real team effort
not a tag team, though. you have your fags on your own time, ok?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:37, Reply)

After all, that's what you've been doing the last few months.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:41, Reply)

The odd crafty "pull" on a "fag" when you're out, eh?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:39, Reply)

It's terrible when you haven't got any and you have to "bum" a "fag" off "someone"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I hate it when some random stranger comes up to you and asks if they can borrow a fag.
What, if I give you my address are you going to post one back to me or summat?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)

true.
I just punch them and take one.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:43, Reply)

you'd think that some of these would be too obvious
but no.

you're still bent!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I'm pretty sure being bent isn't something one can recover from, my sweet
so the word "still" is a touch superfluous.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:46, Reply)

i'm not really bent, i just told you that to repel your advances gently
so you can recover from it if you like.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:47, Reply)

ah, the word "you" wasn't supposed to be in there.
I've edited but now your answer doesn't make any sense - apologies.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:48, Reply)

that's ok
everyone can still see that i had to turn you down, what with all the persistent pleading cock-gazzes and everything.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:50, Reply)

haha, yeah, cos that's definitely how I roll.


/more to the point - do girls on there REALLY get men cockgazzing them? Seriously?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:51, Reply)

yes
i have had a fair few over the years. some by text, admittedly. so there might be a small degree of contributory negligence there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Apparently, yes.
Edmund would deny this, however.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)

What does a pleading cock look like?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:51, Reply)

go back to wormulus' thread the other day
badger put a couple of pics on that, i believe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Oh come on, that's harsh, man.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I imagine it would be weeping a tiny salty tear of desperation.
Unless it's Spak's.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:54, Reply)

The irony being she's being having a fag for several months but has recently been forced to give him up.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:39, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1421376
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)

sort of
i hope battered has more willpower than i do on that particular score.

if we were on fb right now, i would say "it's complicated".

and made much more complicated after recent dating events.

all good fun though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)

He wanted you to wear a comedy moustache and take it up the Ronson?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:05, Reply)