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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I can't be arsed with lunch.
People are fucking shit.

Afternoon, otters. How's life?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:21, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I have a hangover from saturday, which sucks donkey balls

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Gay in 'is gay' shocker.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Tasty, tasty donkey balls.
Why are you still hungover? Were you monumentally drunk, or are you just old?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:24, Reply)
old, well 29
but I think the general fatigue of 4 months of uninterrupted sleep has left me weak and pathetic
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:25, Reply)
If 29 is old
I should be looking at care homes by now. I'll be 38 in a few weeks.

Also, serves you right for having one of them 'baby' things.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)
True, but at the rtisk of getting told off by jeff again
she is awfully sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Another '73 vintage. An excellent year.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)
When I was 15 my fake ID had my year of birth down as 1973
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Tru dat.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Not bad thank you.
Yours?

Your fella ready for his big night next month?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:23, Reply)
There are a lot of excited children counting on him to 'deliver'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:25, Reply)
this could be interpreted in SO many ways.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Haha.
I'm glad you clarified that. it went a foot over my head.

Oddly enough, he has played Santa before. he has the build and the beard for it, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)
*Something about a sack full of surprises*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)
*something about your mum*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)
That'll be my dead mum, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Have I gone all Quentin?
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Nah, I'm fine with it. It was 20 years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:34, Reply)
...and they never managed to pin it on you?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:35, Reply)
I was fifty miles away at the time.
Honest, guv.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:37, Reply)
Yeah
he was in me on me with me all night officer
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)
chortle

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Being that I was with my ex wife at the time, this may not be too far from the truth.
Coincidentally, she is also dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)
*prays for all woman close to DG*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:53, Reply)
I had thought of that.
I could be like some kind of bad luck cancer talisman to women.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)
You should counteract this by feeling the breasts of every woman you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

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