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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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something something something lunch

alt:something something something 'fucking shit'

fill in the missing words, or don't, see if i care

EDIT: just for CQ, why is CQ such a momumental bender?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:19, 245 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
12" meat subway
Monty Boyce is
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Your mum's 'meat subway' stinks like Southsea at low tide.
Hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Well your mum liked it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:24, Reply)
oh, I say. textbook.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)
yes i thought so

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)
BMT?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Hell yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Southwest, oregano and black pepper?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:30, Reply)
yes, no, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Still, all good

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:34, Reply)
I can't be arsed with lunch.
People are fucking shit.

Afternoon, otters. How's life?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)
I have a hangover from saturday, which sucks donkey balls

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Gay in 'is gay' shocker.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Tasty, tasty donkey balls.
Why are you still hungover? Were you monumentally drunk, or are you just old?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:24, Reply)
old, well 29
but I think the general fatigue of 4 months of uninterrupted sleep has left me weak and pathetic
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:25, Reply)
If 29 is old
I should be looking at care homes by now. I'll be 38 in a few weeks.

Also, serves you right for having one of them 'baby' things.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)
True, but at the rtisk of getting told off by jeff again
she is awfully sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Another '73 vintage. An excellent year.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)
When I was 15 my fake ID had my year of birth down as 1973
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Tru dat.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Not bad thank you.
Yours?

Your fella ready for his big night next month?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:23, Reply)
There are a lot of excited children counting on him to 'deliver'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:25, Reply)
this could be interpreted in SO many ways.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Haha.
I'm glad you clarified that. it went a foot over my head.

Oddly enough, he has played Santa before. he has the build and the beard for it, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)
*Something about a sack full of surprises*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)
*something about your mum*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)
That'll be my dead mum, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Have I gone all Quentin?
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Nah, I'm fine with it. It was 20 years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:34, Reply)
...and they never managed to pin it on you?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:35, Reply)
I was fifty miles away at the time.
Honest, guv.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:37, Reply)
Yeah
he was in me on me with me all night officer
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)
chortle

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Being that I was with my ex wife at the time, this may not be too far from the truth.
Coincidentally, she is also dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)
*prays for all woman close to DG*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:53, Reply)
I had thought of that.
I could be like some kind of bad luck cancer talisman to women.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)
You should counteract this by feeling the breasts of every woman you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)
This thread's a rollercoaster of emotions.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:24, Reply)
It's physically draining, isn't it?
Like an abscess.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)
One of those tropicial ones with a worm living inside it

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Omelette.
Filling in application forms.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Worst of all the eggs
I saw someone deep fat fry a soft boiled duck egg on satuerday, it looked gurt lush
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)
It was all I had in.
I realise I sound like Cavy, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)
No, that's scrambled

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Scrambled egg with a bit of peri peri added at the cooking stage is well nom.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Encona Hot Pepper Sauce improves an omelette no end, also.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:37, Reply)
I wish I'd thought to put something in, tbh.
but I was hungry and not thinking straight. I did add some leeks and plenty of cheddar, though, and it was quite tasty as it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Encona Hot Pepper Sauce improves any meal no end

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:40, Reply)
alt "knobbing poo is"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)
OK then:
Why is is crap when people start threads about lunch?

alt:Would actually asking a damn question rather than leaving it up to the rest of us make this thread less'fucking shit'?

question marks added gratis as you were too lazy to bother
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)
there aren't any missing words in your post, chap.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)
*ninjas* *whistles innocently*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:29, Reply)
You awful, awful man.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Well, as you ask:
Because they turn into a dull list of what people happen to be eating, which is rarely interesting even to those who type them

Alt:Yes, yes it would.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Edited just for you dear boy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Alt: your face is
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)
oh boy
I have lunchables for lunch today, im so excited...its not the good ones with the dijon mustard and andes mint tho...but im still excited
And tacos TACOS for dinner tonight! i watched a tv show yesterday with some british girl and she pronounced taco as tack-o. i found this interesting.

You want to know whats fucking shit????? working a double, which is what i have to do today. but hey! cash money!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)
how would you pronounce it?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:29, Reply)
She just grunts and points at them and then punches a mexican in the face until they are delivered.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Tarko

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:31, Reply)
is this some sort of glass/glarse shit?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:32, Reply)
No, that's 2 girls 1 cup.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Hey DeeGee
Are you excited about your trip to London Town this weekend?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:34, Reply)
I certainly am.
Has clenders arranged something for before the gig with you yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Not really
but there is a pub opposite the Roundhouse an she said you don't need to be in there until at least 8pm so I'll probably be able to get there about 6-7.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:42, Reply)
OK, cool.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:43, Reply)
There's a better pub
just round the corner, just past the fork in the road at Chalk Farm Station (left side of fork). I, my brother and his chums will be drinking in there from 4pm if you fancied popping in.

He can verify the 'murdered pimp' tale too.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:47, Reply)
I'll go with the flow, but it would be nice to catch up since I missed your bash.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)
That sounds fine by me
Gaz me the name of said pub.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:55, Reply)
My brother's going to the SoM gig you'll be excited to know.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Oh, good, I'll look out for him.
Bill Clay is going too (if indeed he really is going).
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)
If you see a bewildered greying Harry Potter lookalike, drunk out of his mind,
it's him, the old soak. It's his birthday night out.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:38, Reply)
I shall keep my eyes peeled, just in case.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Keep a look out on the floor towards the end.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)
ha ha
no need for that, I will give him a piggy-back if he's that bad........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Hang on, you know Monty's brother?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:54, Reply)
I do
why?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:58, Reply)
Erm, just seemed like a bit of an unlikely thing, was all.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:59, Reply)
stranger things
have happened.........see you on Sunday then!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:02, Reply)
True, true...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Indeed I will, along with Clay Jr the elder
If we don't get arrested in Whitehall for doing tequila shots during the remembrance Sunday ceremony we'll see you all there. How will I know if you're all the right people from the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:24, Reply)
follow your nose

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:24, Reply)
DG will be wearing a flappy leather coat
Monty will have long hair and will be asking everyone for money, and Clenders will be a beacon of awesomeness and will also punch you right in the face.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:25, Reply)
I'm probably going to wear a different coat.
But still a leather one. You're right about the last bit, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:37, Reply)
*goes off the idea*
Have you heard about anyone supporting them at all? I'm sure my tickets say there'll be other acts but there's no info on the Roundhouse website.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)
In Leeds I think it was just DJs.
I missed that bit though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)
What's SoM?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Sisters of Mercy.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)
tah-ko
Duh
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)
HEYYYYYYY!!!!
How art thou, mistress Kristabelle?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Do you pronounce them as "Tar-Co" then?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Or Tay-co?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Sausage casserole for me
Alt: Being skint this early in the month is fucking shit, but will be worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Smoked Venison and horseraddish.
We've been through this already.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:32, Reply)
You know you're in for a long day
when the first thread is a food thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:34, Reply)
In response to the edit:
I seem to be able to get away with it and still be 'knee deep in fanny' as I believe, possibly wrongly, the expression goes, what's your excuse?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)
My father was a cheese eating maniac and my mother was a web footed prostitute from Devon
I grew up in a shed with only my hat to shit in and what i could scavenge from the sea to eat, OK?!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)
It doesn't show

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I HAVE NEW HAT!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:40, Reply)
You are Twohats AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Questionable Content?
I don't know, I'm quite a fan of it, it's a good way to waste a few minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:34, Reply)
I keep reading it
But I do sometimes wonder why, it's not that funny, it's basically a soap opera.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:48, Reply)
I used to read a dozen or so webcomics, some updated every day, others less often
I just stopped one day, and haven't really missed it.

DAMMIT NOW I WANT A CIGARETTE AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)
I need to find more to read, already finished Scary Go Round, currently read Cyanide & Happiness, CTRL-ALT-DEL, QC and sometimes xkcd

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:28, Reply)
I'm the same, but still quite enjoy it

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Default lunch.
My love life is fucking shit/ac


QC is a momumental bender because he's a Londoner.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:37, Reply)
*puts thumbs into braces*
*leans back*
*does lambeth walk*

OI!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:38, Reply)
ave a banarna!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I think I've just been insulted.
*crosses Blousie of Christmas card list*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:42, Reply)
I wasn't insulting you per se, just Londoners as a homodgenized group.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:44, Reply)
as least we can spell homogenised

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Haha.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Coming from me that really is a bit of a burn!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Actually, as I come to re-read it, I see you wern't
you were insulting someone with the initials QC, so that's OK.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Phew!
Saved by a spelling mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:48, Reply)
who or what is QC?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:42, Reply)
A man, a myth and a legend.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:42, Reply)

leg bell
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:43, Reply)
*shakes fist* I 'ate you boycie!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)

'


And that's why you're a bender
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Fuck you I now have dirty hands from doing manly stuff with spanners and such.
This makes me very hetero indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Quite Clearly you are Questionably Critising me
Quiet Crone! afore i shall Quinnet Crabs in your Quim's Crevice
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)
I'm not sure which I dislike more
Your annoying cunt persona or this one.
What I really want to know is the man behind Quentin Oftiweak*


*I don't really
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)
whaaaaaa? why are you being so mean to me?!?!?!
I HATE YOU
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)
The man behind him
is Jimmy Somerville, gurning like a Somalian grandmother, as he pummels QO's puckered shitpipe.

AND YOU WANT TO KNOW HIM?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)
i googled him
he was that gay one that did that song didn't he? the only way is up or something, i don't even know
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)
They mean you.
'Queer Cunt'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:43, Reply)
no, YOU ARE!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Well spotted son.
TBH I didn't spot this either.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)
EDITED

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Tsk, can't even do that right.....
Silly Ape.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:48, Reply)
haha, it's QO silly!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)
oh wha? you was talking about me?
hurtful, dude
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)
I am 99% certain that this thread is the shittest, gayest pile of old wank I've ever seen in my life.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Not 100% sure then?
This leaves the possibility open that it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)
There's always the next one...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Well, that's saved me a post.
Monters, I need to see you soon.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)
I insist that you do.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)
How about Sunday?
BA-ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)
KA-PLOWIE!!!
Good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)
You have been gazzed, matey.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)
I've forgotten your arrival time again.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)
About 5.30, all being well.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Fine.
I will collect you and transport you to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Excellent.
Any delays and I'll text you.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)
You've not met Apo in person then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)
No.
I was knobbing his wife for a while until I got her pregnant and dumped her, but never actually met the chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Could be worse. People could be posting about football.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Oh don't give them ideas, old chap.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)
*Cough* unbeaten in the league *cough*
I went out Saturday lunchtime to watch the match. I got so monumentally trousered that the bar owner gave me a lift home.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:55, Reply)
oh dear, has the coal dust settled on your tuberculoisis riddled lungs again?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)
More a case of 'a couple of pints' turning into 'quite a few on an empty stomach'.
And a mate being in who I haven't seen for a couple of months.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)
And you getting told off on FB. Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)
In a jokey kind of way...
She thought it was quite funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Oh, and I will hopefully be bringing a selection of Greek confectionery items, courtesy of the missus.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)
I would rather sit and watch an actual match.
Amusingly I am going to Highbury in November for an all-expenses-paid lashup in the corporate hospitality area - but shall not watch even a second of football.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)
The only way to do it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Highbury you say.
I'll be surprised if anyone there sees any football.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Maybe in the back streets, as a bit of a kickabout.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)
I think this thread has been lol-worthy
so back in your care home box for an abuse session with the duty nurse 'Brian' old man
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Your face is punch-worthy.
I'll give you that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:53, Reply)

b3ta.turb0t.net/questions/offtopic/post1421572
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Why don't you start one about Nazis or summat?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Now THAT is something I think we can all get behind.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Or even zombie Nazis.
That'll cater for a wider demographic.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)
I've gone cold on the idea now, for some reason...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)
In that case you should watch this:
www.imdb.com/title/tt1278340/
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Best of all the zombies!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:16, Reply)
I suspect watching that would be as pleasant as waking up to find your cock filled with pus

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:17, Reply)
stop docking with tramps then

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Dies ist eine ausgezeichnete Idee. Tun Sie es jetzt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)
the internet is really boring today could you lot liven it up a bit please?
or steal someone on talk's vibrator? thanks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:28, Reply)
I know, let's play internet hide and seek.
You go away and hide and we'll all come looking for you. I'll count to 1,000,000.

GO!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)
pffft.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)
alright janet aylia
did you nkow that your name sounds a bit like genitalia?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)
hell quentin oftiweak
did you know that you need a new routine?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)

a new routine punching repeatedly, slicing open with a blunt rusty scalpel and then to be set on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:39, Reply)
that's a bit harsh, only the internet you know

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)
It's not harsh enough you terminally boring, unintelligent complete and utter cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)
you are what you said you are so what am i?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)
this is your comedy account, isn't it?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)
YEAH WELL YOU NEED A NEW HANDBAGFACE

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)
we all know what YOU need!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Hello janet, did you get lost on a foggy internet road and stumble upon this shack of miscreants>?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)
/talk like to pop in now and then and tell us we're all shit.
I think she drew the short straw this time.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)
you're the shittest

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:37, Reply)
: ((((

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Don't mess with BGB.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)
you're even shitter than she is

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)
just making sure Off Topic sees this as well
www.b3ta.com/talk/7370588
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)
FFS. Someone please give him a window to lick.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)
when i used get the bus to school
i'd put my head on the window and the vibrations would feel really nice but my head would keep boucing off the window
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Please go and kill yourself.
Seriously. Do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:50, Reply)
i saw that post you del;eted you silly man
if i did that you would actually be really upset, don't pretend you wouldn't

if you met me i bet we'd be good friends
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:51, Reply)
We really wouldn't.
And I'd be fucking delighted. Not upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:01, Reply)
i think you have strong feelings of attraction to me, do you want to ask me out?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:01, Reply)
i never said anything of the sort.
you awful bully. i'm gazzing the mods about you.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)
They have a file on me an inch thick. I'm still here.
Make of that what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)
and that is just the sexual harassment file

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)
You're just jealous because I haven't flirted with you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:50, Reply)
*does sadface with punctuation marks*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:01, Reply)
i don't even know what happened. one minute i was on /talk discussing bumming like any normal day, then i was here.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:37, Reply)
We can talk about bumming if you like
Rachelswipes boyfriend is something of an expert on it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:39, Reply)
It's like some kind of Wizard of Oz scenario.
If you click your ctrl-alt keys and repeat "There's no place like /talk" you may yet be able to get back to the other side of the rainbow.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)
IT'S NOT WORKING

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Click harder.
Also, gaz a picture of your cock to Quentin.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)
OH YEAH!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:50, Reply)
what are you picking on ME for?
honestly, this place is a hotbed of spite. i'm not up to this, clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)
HAVE YOU TRIED SWITCHING IT OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:50, Reply)
Do something interesting you dull cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)
YOU DO SOMETHING INTERESTING!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)
ok
*skull fuck's Quentin mum*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)
that's not nice, it's not nice to make jokes about peoples mums
i'm reporting you to manolith
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:37, Reply)
While I applaud your mod-gazzing intentions, he has no power here.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)
oh wait You're CQ!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:39, Reply)
WhyYes I am.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)
doh i thought htey meant me and i was being bullied again

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)
No, no, not this time.
Although the Q in your name does seem to confuse the simple, so keep it up.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:45, Reply)
name changed for ease of referecne

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)
I should hate you for this son.
But it's actually makingme laugh somwwhat. I'm sure it'll wear off over time.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)
you should have seen the post battered deleted, he was apologising to me thinking i was you
classic
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Oh dear.
*puts on stern parent voice*
Now see here son, I'm very disappointed in you for fooling that nice Mr battered, now let's have no more of this.

*fails to keep a straight face*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:04, Reply)
I tell you it's bloody difficult here sometimes to work out who really is the person you want to kill themselves.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)
A popular approach on here is simply to hate everyone

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)
I tried that, but then I met some of them at a bash.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Stupid cunts turning out to be quite nice cunts
What cuntish behaviour...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Checking for an icon is usually a good rule of thumb.
But I know what you mean, confuses me too.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Sorry, which one are you again?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)
he ent nice he kept bein mean to me!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Well, he's nice generaly
he's just not very good with kids, go easy on him, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)
i'll try, right?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Good lad.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
An ex collgeague has set up a radio station that plays quite good music and is quite funny
theseasonaire.com/2011/11/01/on-air-again/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)
You know I love you like a pet pug Gonz but you're ideas about good music are a little off whack.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)
I am sorry Gonz
but I am rather afraid he hasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)
So, when was the last time that Monty promised to gaz you the name of a pub near Chalk Farm
and then didn't?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)
WHAT???
WORRA CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)
There's a grimey bar on the high street with a increadibly attractive bar maid
hope that helps.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Not really

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)
I think it's called the enterprise.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Need more Data...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:45, Reply)
I could black up and go as 'Geordie' LaForge.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Oh dear...
please tell me it's not a 'theme'bar?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)
No, the theme bar is over in Canary Worf

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)

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