I am 99% certain that this thread is the shittest, gayest pile of old wank I've ever seen in my life.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:49, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not 100% sure then?
This leaves the possibility open that it isn't.
( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)

There's always the next one...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Well, that's saved me a post.
Monters, I need to see you soon.
( thealternativefact, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I insist that you do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)

How about Sunday?
BA-ZING!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)

KA-PLOWIE!!!
Good idea.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)

You have been gazzed, matey.

( thealternativefact, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I've forgotten your arrival time again.

( thealternativefact, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

About 5.30, all being well.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Fine.
I will collect you and transport you to the pub.
( thealternativefact, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Excellent.
Any delays and I'll text you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)

You've not met Apo in person then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)

No.
I was knobbing his wife for a while until I got her pregnant and dumped her, but never actually met the chap.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Could be worse. People could be posting about football.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Oh don't give them ideas, old chap.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)

*Cough* unbeaten in the league *cough*
I went out Saturday lunchtime to watch the match. I got so monumentally trousered that the bar owner gave me a lift home.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:55, Reply)

oh dear, has the coal dust settled on your tuberculoisis riddled lungs again?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

More a case of 'a couple of pints' turning into 'quite a few on an empty stomach'.
And a mate being in who I haven't seen for a couple of months.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

And you getting told off on FB. Nice.

( thealternativefact, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)

In a jokey kind of way...
She thought it was quite funny.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Oh, and I will hopefully be bringing a selection of Greek confectionery items, courtesy of the missus.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I would rather sit and watch an actual match.
Amusingly I am going to Highbury in November for an all-expenses-paid lashup in the corporate hospitality area - but shall not watch even a second of football.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)

The only way to do it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Highbury you say.
I'll be surprised if anyone there sees any football.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Maybe in the back streets, as a bit of a kickabout.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I think this thread has been lol-worthy
so back in your care home box for an abuse session with the duty nurse 'Brian' old man
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Your face is punch-worthy.
I'll give you that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:53, Reply)

b3ta.turb0t.net/questions/offtopic/post1421572
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Why don't you start one about Nazis or summat?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Now THAT is something I think we can all get behind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Or even zombie Nazis.
That'll cater for a wider demographic.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I've gone cold on the idea now, for some reason...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)

In that case you should watch this:
www.imdb.com/title/tt1278340/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Best of all the zombies!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I suspect watching that would be as pleasant as waking up to find your cock filled with pus

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:17, Reply)

stop docking with tramps then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Dies ist eine ausgezeichnete Idee. Tun Sie es jetzt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)