Fuck me, I'm scunnered tonight.
Tell me something nice.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:27, 33 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The ideological investment in the idea of hypertext spills over into the use of the term 'hypermedia' to describe the effects of hypertextual methods of organisation on all mediated forms

also, my guinea pigs are fluffy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Fluffy is nice.
Thank you.

*squees*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Don't believe her b3th.
She gels the hair of her piggies. They aren't fluffy at all. AND she leaves them so she can go out as a Zombie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:33, Reply)

i should have dressed them up
too and got them to join us
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)

They wouldn't have liked that.
All that fresh air in Bristol... They'd have the hump about going back to Wales.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:50, Reply)

pff
in the new place they'll get to go out in the garden on REAL GRASS :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Not BRISTOL grass though, is it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I sent this pic to someone at work
so they wouldn't be so annoyed at the things I was asking them to do
up2.it/ali/hayteam.jpg
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:35, Reply)

That piggie LOOKS Welsh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:35, Reply)

hhahahahah
how come?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)

The set eyes Captain. It's all about the eyes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:40, Reply)

He has a tube!
I wish I had a tube.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)

they are good for running in
when anything happens. Also kicking about and fighting over
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Do you think you have a claim over the 'YouTube' domain?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Your shoes really bring out the colour in your eyes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:30, Reply)

*swoons*
My black shoes really bring out my cold, dead eyes tonight.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Have you posted your shiny new C.V online yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Not yet.
Do people really look at those? I mean, wouldn't they just wait till someone applies for a job?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:35, Reply)

*Goes all Churchill*
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.

Most companies don't want to deal with 'applicants' they want a previous sifted batch of C.Vs to work from. This is where the recruitment folk move in. They've 'sold' the fact they can fill the role to a company, and in exchange for keeping the salary down, they've forwarded a small number of suitable individuals for evaluation.

Your best bet? Get it online and PHONE some recruiter proir to applying. Get a personal relationship with a recruiter, badger them and bully them into representing you.

Own the PHONE!!!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Okay.
I'll upload it immediately.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Take your time over it.
Make sure you do it properly and at the same time, make sure you set up proper search criteria. No point being notified about jobs you've got not chance of getting.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:48, Reply)

omg!
the 2nd Frozen planet - just a couple of minutes in - penguin's being dicks! v fluffy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:04, Reply)

attenborough's new thing
there are penguins trying to make nests and another penguin being a dick and stealing the other penguin's stones
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:06, Reply)

We saw teh first one
It was pretty good.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:08, Reply)

polar bears punch the ice to get seals
they are hte chuck noris of the north pole
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Penguins sounds like cunts.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:09, Reply)

I liked how one male penguin was collecting stones to make his nest.
As soon as he went off to get another stone, this thieving penguin cunt would steal the stone he'd just put in. They did this about five or six times; it was hilarious.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:17, Reply)

that was the bit I meant!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Sorry
I'm being shitty and didn't read taht properly. that's the one we saw teh otehr night.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:29, Reply)

is proper sweet
Polar bears are well hard, too and that caterpillar dude that freezes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:31, Reply)

That's been showing here too.
I was in stitches watching that bit!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:22, Reply)

You're a bloated keyboardpotato

( WormuIus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 0:30, Reply)