Does anyone know what happened to The Truth Fairy ?
Did she run off when it came out that they're a 'she' ?

Here's £1000, you can do what you want with it, except go towards paying any debts/bills, what you doing with it?

Incidently, I saw that "I am not going to be the man you expect me to be" old-du-toilet stuff, god, perfume adverts are the most contrived piece of shit, it really puts me off, and anyone who buys into the whole "I'm a dancer, I _love_ to dance" thing can go do one. It's not officaly christmas 'till I see some some cola trucks (or some animated polar bears).

Oh oh oh oh, the fucking littlewoods advert really fucking pisses me off. They have the kid's rap thing, the 'funky cool little dude saying "wicked"' thing, and everyone gets presents worth around £500 except for the son who gets an omptimus prime.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:59, 20 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'd probably use it to go on holiday.
I haven't seen the Littlewoods advert. Yet. But it sounds ghastly.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I'd buy some kind of metal bike store for the front yard and spend the rest on ribs.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I'm getting ribs this week at some point, donno when, but they now do a JD Glaze which is AMAZING, probably take away.
Probably friday I'll be all like RING RING, RING RING, HELLO? YES, ME, GONZ. JD RIBS, SIDE OF BBQ, SIDE OF BLUE CHEESE, REPLACE CHIPS WITH ONION RINGS. OK, OK, BYE BYE, LOVE YOU TOO.

And eat them in my underpants and vest with dressing gown and amazing new slippers. I might time it so I'm just getting out the bath (I bought new bath stuff this week) as they deliver.

HEAVEN
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Will this be after you've been packing to move?

( wanderlust, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:13, Reply)

The movers are going to pack for me ! =DDDD

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Will they clean your kitchen for you too?

( wanderlust, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:17, Reply)

They don't need too 'cus I did it on sunday !
Hello Clendrix, are you having fun with Lusty?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:27, Reply)

hahaha.

( wanderlust, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:33, Reply)

what are you ruinging my thread for? what did i ever do to you? :((((((((

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:04, Reply)

oh and i'd proabbly go on a holiday too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:05, Reply)

To be fair, it was a fucking dull thread.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:10, Reply)

nah mate, it was just gettin good

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:11, Reply)

£1000 on few days away
and a couple of bottles of champagne.

That littlewoods advert makes me feel ill.
( wanderlust, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Really?
It gives me an EPIC BONE-ON.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:34, Reply)

oh god
more LOLDRAMA

www.b3ta.com/questions/tactless/post1422410
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I replied to that, simply to call him dull
Take that, society!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I know.
There was also a bit of drama on /links with a noob who got all uppity about being called a spammer.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:18, Reply)

To be fair, it's right, it's an actual case of sexual abuse by someone who is known to the OP, rather than a stranger or fiction story on the internet.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:28, Reply)

To be honest Gonz, don't know, don't care.
I'd probably go on holiday, I fucking need one. Either that, or buy myself a decent PC, as mine is on the way out.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:21, Reply)

she was here the other day
said work was busy and only stuck around for about an hour.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:27, Reply)