I do not need to know you, you only need to know me.
I am NOBODY'S bitch, you are all my bitches.
*stands on top of a piramead doing awesome ninja stuff as you all clamber up to the top spot*

Name That Film
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:58, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Power rangers the movie

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

is it the bible?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

mike is a deleting chevron cheater

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Are we flirting?
It's just I don't like fat chicks.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Then you should move well away.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)

you can check it out at the mini-bash next -
oh wait. you're not invited.

ah well. you can peer at the pics on your ever-diminishing fb list of "friends" instead, eh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Someone sounds a bit totally rejected by Al at some point.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

she gets rejected a fiar bit tbh
i knocked her back, she got dumped by some asian homo, poor kid cant catch a break
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

If only someone had bought her a flat in Kensington, maybe then she'd be happy.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

lost me there but yeah fat chicks dont like rejection

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

nah
i just don't want his beard putting me off my vodka
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)

cos they're smaller from a distance

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I dunno, I reckon by the time he's far enough away for her to look small, the curvature of the earth would make it impossible for him to see her at all.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

or maybe she's so big space/time bends around her, so she's huge no matter what distance you view her from?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:10, Reply)

your wife's bingo wings would still be flapping happily on the horizon though

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:14, Reply)

that's ok
you can keep your virginity
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

So you are fat?
Who'd have thought a girl would be fat and online?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Apparently only part of her is fat.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

where did i say i was a girl?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

"then i had to have my tits sponged down by my friend whilst her husband cleaned the puppy. the worst thing was the couple in the car next to us, who sat there staring at the drama and solidly munching away at their sandwiches without being peturbed or amused or horrified in the least."

Unless of course they are just Moobs.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:10, Reply)

bitch-tits are still tits aren't they?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:12, Reply)

yes you are
BOOM

oh you edited, now i look like an idiot, thanks for spoiling my day
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:12, Reply)

that's quite alright
i like to spoil at least 3 people's days before hometime
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:14, Reply)

You should put the same effort into losing weight.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:15, Reply)

that would mean getting off my arse
got any better suggestions?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:17, Reply)

eat less

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:18, Reply)

these tips are pure gold

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:18, Reply)

any time, chubs

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:20, Reply)

in your bitchy response to Al up there.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:14, Reply)

The One

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

DING DING DING

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

i miss ding

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Mod news says you're a shitty lurker, say it ain't true

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

why who idd you think io was?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

PS it's quite easy to fool the mods
different proxy sites for different accounts and that
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:11, Reply)

You must live in a world of binary to fool cr3, you and supermatt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:20, Reply)

all this is like the matrix to me, and i'm morpheous

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:22, Reply)