"It IS shit, Austin"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:40, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I don't "get it".

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)

It's "FILM".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I knew that.
And why?

Because I am really 'into film'. So much so that I now call it 'cinema'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:55, Reply)

You are sooo Metrosexual.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:58, Reply)

World Cinema Evening at your place was five bottles of wine and a Motorhead DVD.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:06, Reply)

All bases covered there, I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:13, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRt2_OLY3Ho
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)

The Austin Powers films are among the most spectacularly shite 'comedy' films ever committed to celluloid.
Quite how they managed to make three is beyond me. The latter Police Academy films look sophisticated in comparison.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Could be worse
Could be 'Something About Mary'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Ben Stiller.
The prosecution rests.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Sadly, he doesn't.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Oh God yeah.
Another dreadfully unfunny film that the general public seems to think is comedy genius.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I struggle to think of a 'comedy' I hate more.
The only film I despise as much is War Of The Worlds.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Pointless film.
Complete waste of money and the viewer's life.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Which one?
WOTW - I fucking hate that the world is ending, everyone is being enslaved or killed, who knows what will happen? Oh wait, they'll get a cold, he'll reach his family home, everyone survived, and they lived happily every after. Cunts.

SAM - Just fucking dire.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I couldn't agree more.
Hollywood has had two chances to make a decent version of a seminal novel, and fucked it up both times.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:58, Reply)

dude they're making a 4th
allegedly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Yeah, I heard.
Dear oh dear oh dear.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:45, Reply)

^ this ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)