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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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As if being a middle-aged fat woman who can't get a boyfriend was bad enough, I now have to do a load of fucking filing.
I hate my life.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:16, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Stop being so emo BGB. You're better than that.

(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:17, Reply)
It's the thought of all that filing.
I hate it.

The first bit was for comedic affect.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:18, Reply)
just shred it all.
no one will notice.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:24, Reply)
I need a minion.

(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:25, Reply)
Then you will truly be The Northern Swipe.

(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:33, Reply)
Isn't 'Swipe already northern?

(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:34, Reply)
So she claims
but she's not proper northern, like BGB. She's a London lawyer who happened to be born somewhere northish. Beej wear's a flat cap and owns 2 wippets.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:39, Reply)
*smoothes hair back*
Desperate you say?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:20, Reply)
Desperate but picky.
A nightmare of a combination.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:21, Reply)
I have a penis *waggles eyebrows*

(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:25, Reply)
Really??
You're in then.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:25, Reply)
BOOM!

(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:27, Reply)
Right then I'm off to do the filing and then put a pretty dress on for mumps.

(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:28, Reply)
Put it on beforehand and bend over when filing
Both problems solved
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:30, Reply)
aaaaaand I'm done.
*immediatly falls asleep*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Filing done
Filling done
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:31, Reply)

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