I am the founder member and sole songwriter of seminal 80s freeform psychedelic legends Electric Head Funk.
You've probably heard of us on, like, the news and stuff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:50, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

drawing a picture of yourself in crayon on a copy of "The Metro" doesn't mean that you are in the news

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I was on the front cover of the Salisbury Evening News
doing a stagedive at Napalm Death, when I was about 16.

I'm a fucking celebrity.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Where they playing the cathedral?
Tallest spire in England dontcha know
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Nah, Salisbury Arts Centre, which was in an old church, though

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:05, Reply)

No

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Oh come off it. Of course you have.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I quite like that, actually
Very Jimi
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)

That was the idea.
I was a right little tripper in those days. I painted a giant psychedelic mural in my bedroom: stonehenge, UFOs, dragons, pyramids etc. My parents were 'concerned'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Electric has a K in your pic
Did you actually draw/paint that?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:08, Reply)

That's how it was spelt in the '60s

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:09, Reply)

But not in his post

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Indeed.
I suspect he was never even in that band.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:12, Reply)

His post wasn't written in the '60s
Hope this helps.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:16, Reply)

My brother did.
He decided to add the 'K' as a sort of Aleister Crowley/Psychic TV touch. I had not authorised this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I bet he gets his hair done at Krazy Kutz as well.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Snipz, actually.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Even worse.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Either you, or the person who made the poster cannot spell the name of your band.
I call shenanigans Mr. Boyce.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:08, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1426243
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:09, Reply)

they were my fave band back in the day, i was there at all your gigs wearin my EHF t shirt singing along to all your hits
i attemtped suicide 5 times when you broke up, why'd you leave me eh? wasn't i good enough for you you slut?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:53, Reply)

No, you weren't.
Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Did he keep bringing a frisbee to your gigs?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:55, Reply)

We insisted he make us tea throughout all our shows.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:57, Reply)

So monty what do you wnat on your rider?
Adam, just bring me Adam
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)

he was always telling me he wanted to ride adam

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:03, Reply)

207.44.242.20/questions/offtopic/post576600
( Peej, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:57, Reply)

hahahha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I was joking. We were INCREDIBLE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:04, Reply)

That people paid to see us was incredible.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Can you upload a tune to the internet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:08, Reply)

This^
I hope his gramophone is USB
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I have a cassette somewhere, I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Is this one of those moments where you are all like
"Nah it's embarassing, not sure I even have a copy, it was a long time ago etc etc"

"Go on Monty!"

"Ok then Nakers, I seem to have found a cassette after all trhese years!"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:13, Reply)

+in this box of 10,000 cassettes we had made

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:14, Reply)

When all he needed was a knife

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)