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I'm in a band.Edit Alt: Are you in a band?
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Are you angry with your audiences because they fail to realise how brilliant your band are?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:25,
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No I keep saying my band, which I play regularly with and spend a lot of time onare shit, because I'm self depricating duuude.
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Alt: I amDoes this make me cool, duuuude?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:31,
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Stella, Budvar, Peroni, KronenbourgGo Vippers
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:32,
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I've only ever had Leffe twiceIt was served far too cold, so it tasted better as it got warmer. Quite odd.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:44,
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The Brun is cracking either cold or room tempBlonde is better cold
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:45,
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TennentsThat's pronounced tinants by the way.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:34,
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I was shocked to discover that Tennants is nowhere near as awful as I expected it to be,(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:34,
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It's a good pint of gassy shite.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:36,
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Congratulations Chompy!You win today's OT most middle-class, self-satisfied smug answer of the day award!
A case of gut-fuggler (locally sourced, non-gm, home-brewed 'beer') is winging it's way to you!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:38,
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I was trying to be amusing too.Clearly I have failed.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:43,
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It's a fucking lager anyway. Innit.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:39,
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Stella, Budvar, Zyviec, Amstel, Peroni are my 5 top lagersMy favourite ales are Fursty Ferret, Bombardier, Tanglefoot, Fraoch and probably Hobgoblin.
There you go.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:34,
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Fuck!Forgot about Amstel!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:34,
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I am currently all over the beers that these people brew:thekernelbrewery.com/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:36,
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Any brewery that has time to make a website isn't spending enough time making the beers taste better.(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:37, Reply)
Nope, I can't sing, dance, nor play an instrument.And seen as the only band I'd be able to fit into with these flaws no longer makes music, I guess I'm damned to simply be an observer. Damn those Gallagher brothers, damn them!
*shakes fist indiscriminately*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:32,
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Sid Vicious was in a bandAnd he couldn't Sing, dance or play bass
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Peej, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:37,
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Sex Pistols were fucking dire though.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:40,
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Fuck off foetus! They were very fine.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:42,
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I like about 3 songs of theirs(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:42,
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I like most of there stuffThey only did about two albums worth, if that, whic saved them from getting shit
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:44,
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My Way is fucking dreadful(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:45,
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It's loverly.as is this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu_0h2GZXJQ&feature=related
Nort sex pistols, but it's on The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:48,
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I have that DVD (I think) for some reasonAn ex-mate of mine left it at my house
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:49,
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If I can find it, it is yours sir(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:51,
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Excellent.I shall buy you a pint sir, should you ever come to a bash.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:52,
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And a great time it was.you were not born anyway*
*you see Mumps, this is what I mean, I actually quite like AA, even if he is a child who does not know what he's talking about half the time.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:47,
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Are you the third member of Personality Horse?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:32,
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My band is called Dumber than the average bear.the band smoke a lot of weed obviously.
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here's a link duuuuuudeeetteewww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1425975
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Oh i seeeeAre you wearing brown corduroy flares as well then?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:57,
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Yeah, I went for a swim this morning as well and like totally have insomnia.(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)
My name is very similar to a member of the Happy Mondayswho, incidentally, had about the same level of musical talent as I do.
Does that count?
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eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:43,
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Did I say Alister Fonzarelli?No, HARRY WINKLER.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:44,
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All I can hear isBlah blah blah YOU'RE THE FONZ blah blah squawk blah
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not harry i mean, henry winkler's his name, dunno who harry is, amybe his brother, might be worth checking that one out, maybe he's like a accountant or summat(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Would you really want to be the Fonz?Guy in his forties hanging around with school kids. Creepy.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:49,
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Is he really only 47?Christ, did you see that picture of the Stone Roses when they arranged those future cancellations? Time has not been kind
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Couldn't care lessThere aren't many good bands from Manchester, Stone Roses, Happy Mondays and Oasis being 3 of the worst.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:45,
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You forgot Take That and Simply RedImagine how much hurt could have been alleviated if someone had thought to nuke the place in the early 80s
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Patience DarthSomething has got you started, it would seem
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:47,
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I quite like the Stone Roses self titled offerring(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:51,
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I Am The Resurrection was an excellent tuneas was Waterfall and the other one, with the bass bit in. You know the one I mean. "The pack on my back is aching"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:52,
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Actually, She Bangs The Drums is one of my all-time favourite songsThere are other decent tunes on that album but how it's attained deified status is beyond me
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One of your all-time favourite songs? Really?Have you not heard many songs?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:05,
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the rest are by industrial sadcore bands so really it's a massive step up(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:07,
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I've never heard that songMy life is so empty
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:07,
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It's alright, if you are in your teens and it is the early '90sBut it does not really merit appearing in any "all-time favourite" lists.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:12,
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I was at the time, but I was listening to Nirvana and such.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:13,
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I'm aware that it's by no means a musical masterpieceI love it for the nostalgia as much as anything else
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When I was 18 I learned all of Squire's twiddly guitar bits to this song.And I don't mean from a guitar tab off of the internet. I mean sitting with my finger on the pause button of a cassette player and learning it line by line.
I've moved on now, though...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:28,
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I saw the Happy Mondays live a few years backI only went because I thought "It's Great When Your Straight... Yeah" was great album and Black Grape had split and the Happy Mondays reformed so I thought, Why not? Then I found out why not.
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Peej, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:44,
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Never been so cursed, thankfullyI imagine they're great live if you're absolutely munted on every conceivable drug. And in the band.
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I've seen the Happy Mondays in Manchester, supported by Shed SevenIt was a good gig! I was not at all pissed as a fart, stoned and on E
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:46,
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All the MDMA in the world couldn't make you like Shed Seven though, surely?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:59,
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Possibly the worst live 'singing' voice I've ever witnessed.Next to that Sumner wanker, anyway.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:56,
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I was fucking gutted when I saw New Order liveI tried to put it down to being at Glastonbury and therefore about 2 miles from the stage
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It wouldn't have made any difference.I was near the front when I saw them at Reading and they were utterly shite. Musically they sounded OK, but absolutely zero stage presence and Sumner's vocals made Amy Winehouse in her more fucked up days sound like an angel.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:04,
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I did wonder if Sumner was even tryingIt's a mark of how crap they were that I fucked off to watch Kasabian before they even got as far as True Faith
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You're doing it all wrong, TrotterThere must have been at least one band worth watching there?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:07,
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So your answer is: noActually, your fat guy (Romeo something?) is a pretty nifty guitarist, but I still would be looking around for another band to watch.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:25,
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That's exactly what I was trying to conveyI quite liked Kasabian back then, before their shtick got tired. Decent live band too.
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I'd rather eat my own poo than watch KasabianThen or now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:33,
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He was an arrogant prick.The Mission were one of the headline acts that weekend. At one point he told the crowd "We don't want fucking Mission fans, we want fucking New Order fans". Cue about 2,000 Mission fans buggering off to the beer tent.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:09,
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New Order are shit and Bernard Sumner is a cunt.These are not opinions, but facts.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:11,
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I agree.I don't mind some of the earlier stuff but anything after True Faith is utter wank.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:14,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:17,
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Bez lives in Chorlton-cum-Hardywhich is funny because it has the word cum in it.
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Peej, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:48,
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Chorlton is also excellentI hope he does wheelies
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:49,
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It's the clothing equivilant of the Solid Solid Crew(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:50,
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I love the bit where Chevy Chase bums a mexican(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:56,
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Morning maggotsI was once the drummer in a hardcore punk band, we played Misfits, Black Flag and Minor Threat covers.
I was the worst drummer ever
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:47,
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I am the founder member and sole songwriter of seminal 80s freeform psychedelic legends Electric Head Funk.You've probably heard of us on, like, the news and stuff.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:50,
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drawing a picture of yourself in crayon on a copy of "The Metro" doesn't mean that you are in the news(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:52,
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I was on the front cover of the Salisbury Evening Newsdoing a stagedive at Napalm Death, when I was about 16.
I'm a fucking celebrity.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:56,
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Where they playing the cathedral?Tallest spire in England dontcha know
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:57,
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Nah, Salisbury Arts Centre, which was in an old church, though(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:05,
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Oh come off it. Of course you have..jpg)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:54,
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I quite like that, actuallyVery Jimi
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:01,
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That was the idea.I was a right little tripper in those days. I painted a giant psychedelic mural in my bedroom: stonehenge, UFOs, dragons, pyramids etc. My parents were 'concerned'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:03,
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Electric has a K in your picDid you actually draw/paint that?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:08,
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That's how it was spelt in the '60s(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:09,
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Indeed.I suspect he was never even in that band.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:12,
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His post wasn't written in the '60sHope this helps.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:16,
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My brother did.He decided to add the 'K' as a sort of Aleister Crowley/Psychic TV touch. I had not authorised this.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:12,
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I bet he gets his hair done at Krazy Kutz as well.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:15,
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Even worse.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:22,
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Either you, or the person who made the poster cannot spell the name of your band.I call shenanigans Mr. Boyce.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:08,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1426243
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:09,
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they were my fave band back in the day, i was there at all your gigs wearin my EHF t shirt singing along to all your hitsi attemtped suicide 5 times when you broke up, why'd you leave me eh? wasn't i good enough for you you slut?
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Did he keep bringing a frisbee to your gigs?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:55,
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We insisted he make us tea throughout all our shows.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:57,
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So monty what do you wnat on your rider?Adam, just bring me Adam
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:58,
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I was joking. We were INCREDIBLE.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:04,
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That people paid to see us was incredible.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:05,
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This^I hope his gramophone is USB
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:10,
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I have a cassette somewhere, I think.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:11,
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Is this one of those moments where you are all like"Nah it's embarassing, not sure I even have a copy, it was a long time ago etc etc"
"Go on Monty!"
"Ok then Nakers, I seem to have found a cassette after all trhese years!"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:13,
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+in this box of 10,000 cassettes we had made(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:14,
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Anyone want to hear/see me performing? And let me know just how dire I was.
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Peej, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:19,
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I can't find the youtube vids of our gigs so the dude must have deleted his account. BooooHave a shit practice song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFSf9YYH7Sw
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Peej, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:52,
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that managed to touch my soula/c
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:00,
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Also someone forgot to do the washing up(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:01,
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I love your attention to detail, Rory.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:01,
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