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Alt: I've chased a former landlord through the small claims court. He owes me money. Is it best to enforce this by means of bailiffs?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:07, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Does he live in a caravan on a farm
if so, perhaps not.

A landlord owed me money once so I went to his house spoke to his girlfriend then refused to leave until she ponied up the dough
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Naw, he lives in Romford, that's just as bad.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:09, Reply)

My landlord owes me some reliable central heating and a fucking apology.
He will be repaid for his unkindness.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:10, Reply)

best of all the apologies
but remember what big dog Tim Westwood said, "wrap it up, before you slap it up"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Will do, thanks.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:11, Reply)

here to help

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:13, Reply)

start witholding rent, or get your own technician out and take the cost off your rent

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:11, Reply)

You ain't allowed to let anyone else touch it.
Breaks their contract with the cowboy cunts they like to throw money at.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:12, Reply)

so break the contract, they're not living up ti their end of the deal

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Swipe says they can sue me if i do that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:15, Reply)

don't listen to her, she don't know jack

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:19, Reply)

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(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:13, Reply)

zeeeeooooooowm

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Hit him where it hurts.
Either the pocket or between the pockets.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Nah, I'm moving soon.
I'll just stop minding their cats, setting their alarm, giving them my dazzling company, and allowing them to think that I'll be around to help when they're covered in their own shit. Childless cunts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:14, Reply)

So how will he get laid now?

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I wish he was my dad :'(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD39tzmKAiU
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:11, Reply)

He would have given you a Werthers Original everyday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Dad? Please stop talking about me in the third person to the wall now.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:14, Reply)

He is all man. ALLLLL MANNNNN.
I'll bet he sweats liquid testosterone.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I LOVE the one.
Where he's walking along and a random cop hands him a machine gun.
He finishes talking then cocks the gun and walks off camera, like he's about to go fight some crime.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:16, Reply)

"This guy is going to the BIG house!"
Classic!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:03, Reply)

I'm a fan of the Brass Eye pisstake of him
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRZo8CHsgp8
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:26, Reply)