I quite like the them tune from tales of the unexpected and the one for the old bbc cricket.
What theme tunes do you like?

Alt: Ask me anything, go on.

Also FUCK OFF TO LINKS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=67xXbTaQlKI
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc46Gk-6qrA
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:18, 156 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

BBC sports themes are excellent
Ski Sunday being a classic.

Alt: Do you have a hairy back?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:19, Reply)

They don't call me fat Chewbacca for nothing.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:20, Reply)

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www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=7GkgoeKHsXI
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:23, Reply)

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( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:30, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I made a similarly impressive claim in an earlier thread
but it was too late for anyone to read it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:50, Reply)

copy it here.
I can patronise you some more, it'll be great.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:51, Reply)

The tune to Ski Sunday was stuck in my head for months
And I've no idea why.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Probably ate a ski yoghurt.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)

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(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:22, Reply)

For you, no.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:23, Reply)

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(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:24, Reply)

You clearly have such high standards that I cannot possibly supply you with a link.
No need to flounce Adam.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:25, Reply)

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(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I'd like to see you fight Adam.
Are you watching America? This is how wrestling should be done.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DSro4l_0cE
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:34, Reply)

not clicking that link either, is adam about i wouldn't mind sparing with the greatest mind on /talk

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Well then, you're missing Big Daddy fighting Giant Haystacks.
He was earlier. Probably making the tea though.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:38, Reply)

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not big Daddy the film with adam sandler tho, that was shit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Yeah, I used to do that too.
Got banned from watching the A-team after I hit my dad over the head with a bottle. TV encourages violence? Never.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:41, Reply)

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(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Wasn't Big Daddy's real name Shirley?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I think so.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:00, Reply)

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But he was no Mick Macmannus
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:15, Reply)

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdkcsDueSMM&feature=player_profilepage
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5cPulLXiLA&feature=related
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:34, Reply)

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She is clearly mental though.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I just had a weird thought.
When the queen dies, they'll have to replace all the money, it'll be too expensive, so it's cheaper to keep the queen alive forever.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:45, Reply)

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ONE IS WISHING TO KILL ALL HUMANS.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:46, Reply)

There are dead people on the notes already

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)

i'm throwing all my money out now, it'll save time when she pops her clogs

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Just draw bigger ears on the pictures. Job done.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)

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(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Fresh Prince of Bel Air OBVIOUSLY
I also really like the music to Caprica, not sure why.

Alt: Which B3tan would you most like to fight? To the death?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)

fight bum
ALL OF YOU
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:41, Reply)

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Now Quentin thinks you love him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I do. Adam is awesome.
I wish I could go to a b4sh and meet him.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:47, Reply)

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(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:48, Reply)

It's a date!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:49, Reply)

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(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:50, Reply)

SLUT!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:50, Reply)

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(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)

You cheat, you beat, you hit the street.
*clicks fingers and waggles head*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Someone said you were quite butch IRL darth. Is this true?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Hahaha
Who said that? I'm probably slightly more butch than you'd expect based on B3ta alone, but that's not saying much
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Not sure who.
Apparently that's the joke of you being a big gaybo, cause IRL you're quite the MAN.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I can narrow it down to Disasterprone, Labia Majora, Agnostic Antichrist and Comrade Quixote
as they're the only B3tans I've met. I don't think I did myself any favours re: the gay thing by banging on endlessly about my girlfriend when I joined
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Must have been Quixote then.
Yeah, a girlfriend. BENDER.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Ironically, Amorous Badger summed up exactly why everyone thinks I'm a bender in response to my QOTW post this week
www.b3ta.com/questions/tactless/post1424755
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Pretty sure that there is no irony here, nor do I think your comment to your girlfriend was tactless.
Also, I have no idea why I appear to be picking apart your posts today, Trots. Nothing personal, you understand?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Yeah yeah whatever
You're right, that wasn't ironic. My comment to the missus clearly was tactless though, as she gave up meat for the sake of wanting animals to not die. Reminding her of the time-honouring gluification of neigh-neighs was A Bad Thing.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Animals are still dying though
Perhaps if you point out to her that her efforts are failing and that she should be doing more and her failure to do so is causing more death and misery, that might be tactless?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I think you've confused "tactless" with "suicidal" here old chap

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Just take care not to drip the juice from your steak sandwich onto her as you tell her.
*amusing strikethough*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:40, Reply)

i think though, in a fight, you would batter me.
I recon clindrix would win out of anyone, seriously, I can't think of anyone who would stand a chance
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Hard for me to comment Gonz
having met neither of you. I seem to remember you telling me you're about 5'7" so I have a height advantage but for all I know you're a fucking ninja
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Alt: Which is a hypothectical string theory weightless particle ?
A. Gravaton
B. Anti-matter
C. Baryonic matter
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Dust.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)

For each breath that you take, how many of the air molecules would also been breathed by the patron saint of Physics, Sir Isaac Newton (1642-1727)during his life time, the atmosphere is about 8 km high, and the molecules in the air each occupy a space representing a little cubic box about 3.33*10^-9 m along a side, the earths radius is 6..38*10^6. make any reasonable assumptions for any data needed.

a) 6 b) 6*10^3 c) 6*10^6 d) 6*10^9 e) 6*10^12
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Trick question. Newton is a myth.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:45, Reply)

The answer is
If each breath of Sir Isaac's (and ours) is about 1 litre = 10-3 m3, and they are 3 seconds apart, then in 1727-1642=85 years, he will have had 85 x 365 x 24 x 3600 /3 = 8.93 x 108 breaths, for a total volume of 8.93 x 105 m3. We will assume that the air mixes well enough that we do not have to worry about air being breathed twice.

The total volume of the atmosphere is 4 Re2 h, where Re is the Earth's radius, and h is the height of the atmosphere, giving 4.08 x 1018 m3. The fraction of air molecules ever breathed by the patron saint of Physics is thus 8.93 x 105 / 4.08 x 1018 = 2.19 x 10-13. The number of molecules in each breath of ours is the density 1/(3.3 x 10-9)3 = 2.78 x 1025 m-3, multiplied by the volume of each breath, 10-3 m3, or 2.78 x 1022 molecules.

Multiplying by the fraction breathed by Newton, each breath of ours has about 6.08 x 109 molecules also breathed by him (D). Since we have about 9 x 108 breaths, each breath of ours has about 7 molecules also breathed by Isaac Newton.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:46, Reply)

prove it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Continuous complexity theory prevents me from doing so. Sorry.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:49, Reply)

So you just wasted a shit load of time copying stuff from google.
pisser.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:50, Reply)

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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)

can you express how much mathmatically?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Nope. I am going for a snooze now.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Enjoy!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Oversimplification.
It assumes a uniform distribution of particles and doesn't take into account the creation and distruction of particles over time. Also assumes a standard breath size. Also ignores uncertainty principle.

... dude.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)

, how many of the air molecules would also been breathed by the patron saint of Physics, Sir Isaac Newton (1642-1727)during his life time, the atmosphere is about 8 km high, and the molecules in the air each occupy a space representing a little cubic box about 3.33*10^-9 m along a side, the earths radius is 6..38*10^6. make any reasonable assumptions for any data needed.

a) 6 b) 6*10^3 c) 6*10^6 d) 6*10^9 e) 6*10^12
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:54, Reply)

on the radio right now that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Damn, should have said:
That's what SHE said. Never mind.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:43, Reply)

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(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:44, Reply)

You're thinking of JMG.

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(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:47, Reply)

There's a machine in here chimes the first note of Tales of the Unexpected perfectly

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Perhaps that's the machine's fucntion.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Someone's phone in this office chimes the 1st note of 'Nobody Does It Better' by Carly Simon
which of course was the theme tune to the James Bond film 'The Spy Who Loved Me'.

That's right fact fans.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Some folks have WAY too much time and geek on their hands.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsQd2n99zS4
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)

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( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:05, Reply)

None spring to mind for me, really.
Alt: What did the scottish epileptic get for Christmas?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:00, Reply)

wii fit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)

A Wii (wee) Fit

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Two 28 day prescriptions for anti seizure medications to see him over the holiday period

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Winner!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:11, Reply)

a scot would just sell it all by the poundshop

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I'll just put that trophy up next to my Catchphrase (in colour) Mr. Chips figurine

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:20, Reply)

A bottle of Buckfast and a deep fried mars bar?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:08, Reply)

No he chocked on a christmas sock!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Law and Order SVU theme tune, best of all the Law and Order theme tunes.
Alt: I've chased a former landlord through the small claims court. He owes me money. Is it best to enforce this by means of bailiffs?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Does he live in a caravan on a farm
if so, perhaps not.

A landlord owed me money once so I went to his house spoke to his girlfriend then refused to leave until she ponied up the dough
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Naw, he lives in Romford, that's just as bad.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:09, Reply)

My landlord owes me some reliable central heating and a fucking apology.
He will be repaid for his unkindness.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:10, Reply)

best of all the apologies
but remember what big dog Tim Westwood said, "wrap it up, before you slap it up"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Will do, thanks.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:11, Reply)

here to help

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:13, Reply)

start witholding rent, or get your own technician out and take the cost off your rent

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:11, Reply)

You ain't allowed to let anyone else touch it.
Breaks their contract with the cowboy cunts they like to throw money at.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:12, Reply)

so break the contract, they're not living up ti their end of the deal

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Swipe says they can sue me if i do that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:15, Reply)

don't listen to her, she don't know jack

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:19, Reply)

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(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:13, Reply)

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( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Hit him where it hurts.
Either the pocket or between the pockets.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Nah, I'm moving soon.
I'll just stop minding their cats, setting their alarm, giving them my dazzling company, and allowing them to think that I'll be around to help when they're covered in their own shit. Childless cunts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:14, Reply)

So how will he get laid now?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I wish he was my dad :'(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD39tzmKAiU
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:11, Reply)

He would have given you a Werthers Original everyday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Dad? Please stop talking about me in the third person to the wall now.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:14, Reply)

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I'll bet he sweats liquid testosterone.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I LOVE the one.
Where he's walking along and a random cop hands him a machine gun.
He finishes talking then cocks the gun and walks off camera, like he's about to go fight some crime.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:16, Reply)

"This guy is going to the BIG house!"
Classic!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:03, Reply)

I'm a fan of the Brass Eye pisstake of him
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRZo8CHsgp8
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Oh god I'm SO HUNGRY

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:15, Reply)

What? Even with all that cock gobbling?
HAHAHAHAIMADEAMEMEJOKE
( Kroney, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:16, Reply)

how are your shits?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Less frequent now, thank you
Hopefully I've expunged all the effluent left in me now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Who is bou?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:37, Reply)

FFS no real names

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Shut up Lucy you bitch

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:53, Reply)

This certainly explains a lot, if that's the case
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Legendary internet mental
Do not gaz. Do not reply to gazzes. Do not engage in conversation. Do not look in the eyes.
( Kroney, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Gonz got her to strip for him on webcam.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Oh, Gonz

( Kroney, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:48, Reply)

There's the B3ta Sitcom, right there
"Oh, Gonz!"
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I'd Skyplus it so I could FFWD to miss the shit bits.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)

IIRC, the reason why South Africa is banned from accessing b3ta.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:50, Reply)

cr3 had to block a whole country.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:52, Reply)

lol
damnyouautocorrect.com/images/ballsack-smells.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:46, Reply)

damnyouautocorrect.com/images/eloped.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:59, Reply)

damnyouautocorrect.com/images/clogged.jpg
( Kroney, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:12, Reply)

I like the theme to the original Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
that aired on BBC radio in the 70s/80s. I can also still hum the theme to Dallas despite not having seen or heard it for about 20 years.
(berk, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:47, Reply)

'tis by the eagles
Journey of the soucerer.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Yeah, I know
great tune.
(berk, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Damn, I was hoping to appear all knowledgable, online.
I know this makes the girls drip.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Raging wide-on, right here.

(berk, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Like a fucked fridge

( Kroney, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Woo Hoo!
*does Right Said Fred I'm Too Sexy dance*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:13, Reply)

TAXI! Everytime.
And Midweek Sports Special.

Alt: Why do all the nice girls hate me?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Because all the nice girls love a sailor.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)

They love seamen?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)

*something about going down on ships*

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Best theme tunes:
Ironside
Shaft In Africa
The Professionals
Monkey!
The Hanged Man (also used by The Two Ronnies in their ‘Worm That Turned’)
Enter The Dragon
Bullitt
Streets of San Francisco
Jamie & The Magic Torch
Superfly
Magnum Force (also the first Dirty Harry s/t)

Best incidental music on a TV show: The Sweeney
Best individual track on a soundtrack LP: Hot Wheels by Badder than Evil, from the Gordon’s War s/t


I could go on. Fortunately for you, I shall not.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:12, Reply)

I heard a cracking version of Mony Mony last night by The Mohawks
I assume that you already have this on original vinyl?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:14, Reply)

I have their LP but it's a bootleg

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Fascinating fact:
The sleeve notes on the Mohawks LP refer to mysterious band leader and organist Morris Hawk. This character was entirely fictional – in reality it was the work of Alan Hawkshaw, best known perhaps for his seminal track ‘Chicken Man’ – more commonly known as the original Grange Hill theme tune. Thus returning back to the ‘theme tunes’ question rather neatly.

Bonus fact: the Grange Hill theme was also the theme music for the first series of Give Us A Clue with terminal homo Lionel Blair.
Bonus fact II: ‘Chicken Man’ was the last tune played at every gig by seminal 80s psych legends Electric Head Funk.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Wow.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Alan Hawkshaw is the king of theme tunes
But the question on nobody's lips is: When is the Electric Head Funk reunioun tour?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)

They get absolutely no hits on Google.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Did you spell it with a "k"?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I cut and paste it from your post.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)

There is no reason on earth
why a band of 16-year-old hippies from Winchester who disbanded in 1989 having recorded nothing apart from a couple of cassettes would be listed on the internet...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I'd also like to add to this list:
The entire soundtrack to Get Carter.
Thanks.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)

A lot of these are FILMS.
Do you just go in for the credits then fuck off home?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)

He hasn't even done the most basic research!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I'd like to add Magnum PI.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Its a shame really.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Absolutely, brook no argument, if you disagree you are wrong best theme tune ever is to 'Action'
Which was a short lived but bloody good Jay Mohr sitcom. The theme tune was Warren Zevon's "Even A Dog Can Shake Hands"
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:16, Reply)