I hate Pooflake and SpankyHanky, they ruined /QOTW

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:07, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Don't forget Legless and Apeloverage.
Pair of cunts.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Apeloverage is really not worth getting upset about
The flaying he got while trying to push his wares on /OT will be my eternal memory of the deluded twatter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:12, Reply)

He has always annoyed me, so I was delighted to have the opportunity to have a go at him when he spammed OT.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:14, Reply)

That was quite possibly my favourite thread ever
Rare that the whole board unites to turn on one individual. It was like we were the Waltons instead of the Bluths.

I think my favourite part was when I'd run out of things to mock him for, and then someone pointed out that he was Australian.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:16, Reply)

He's not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Still a cunt though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:18, Reply)

That's disappointing
Although hardly likely to be relevant, unless I ever have cause to mock him again, which really is up to him.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I'm getting confused, here.
Legless = English
Apehelmet = Aussie
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Oh good
*drags rotting horse-carcass of cricket-related jokes out of storage, readies whip*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Apehelmet = English in Australia via noncing some girl in greece

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Are you making this up?
And if not, how the hell do you know?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:32, Reply)

IIRC there was a QOTW story of a slightly noncey bent involving a Greek girl he was teaching, or something.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I was able to post a review on Amazon without having even purchased his shitty little book.
This pleased me greatly.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:18, Reply)

That was fucking hilarious
Although it probably will make him think twice about trying the same trick again, which robs us of future comedy potential
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:21, Reply)

He'll try it again. He's arrogant like that. The cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Oh, I hope so
His replies were genius. So woefully deluded that it made me wonder if the whole thing was a wind-up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I have a couple of nice little online surprises for him if he does...
Wordpress populates Google results very quickly when something new is pushed live online.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:30, Reply)

This is exactly why I'm nice to everyone
Never anger a geek
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I assumed it was a hangover from the years of bullying you suffered at school.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)

*winces*
Um, that's disturbingly accurate. I prefer to attribute it to my parents raising me well, but I imagine the 7 years of constant abuse throughout secondary and sixth form have contributed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I'm very perceptive

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)

So what can you tell about me based on my favourite colour?
Which is red, as you're asking
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Red?
Screaming bender.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:52, Reply)

So you're only very perceptive once a day,
and then you fall back on tired memes?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:54, Reply)

You know how it works...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Legless is responsible for me being here.
So I guess that does make him a cunt.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:14, Reply)

An even bigger cunt than I already thought he was.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I WILL NOT HEAR A BAD WORD ABOUT POOFLAKE.
*looks stern*
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

have you visited him in Coventry? because if you did, he will have had some sort of wanking disaster around you
whether you know it or not
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:15, Reply)

He is all of the awesomes.
I'd love it if he had a wanking disaster while thinking of me.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:19, Reply)

then why does he write such irritating convaluted drivel!?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:20, Reply)

His spelling's not usually too bad, at least.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:25, Reply)

meh
EDIT: actually iRl i read things back and correct typos and sp mistakes, here i just can't be arsed
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Interpreted as
"You've got me Rev, I don't have a friggin clue what the spelling mistake is, and I don't know how to use spell check."
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:29, Reply)

People hating Legless, pooflake, spanky and co is what ruined QOTW.
If you'd all just shut the fuck up about it and stop winging we'd all be better off.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:50, Reply)