alright Marky m'lad ?
I've had a really rough week, health wise, and I feel like having nothing but pure and total endulagtion. I've got a telly show that I've downloaded (Tera Nova) that I'm gonna get into, and I'm gonna have a nice long bath with smelly/silky/smelly/bubbly stuff while reading this month's Delicious magazine, and I'm gonna take the phone into the bath with me so I can order from one of my fave resutrants a delivery of Jack Daniels Ribs (replacing chips with onion rings) and some buffalow wings and a couple of bottles of root beer.

I'm really really looking forward to it, you know. I might even light some candles.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:21, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Terra nova is pretty good.
Not amazing, but I enjoy it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:22, Reply)

That sounds boss.
I can't wait to wear my new pyjamas.
I've had a shit day but not like totally woe is me, and my heating will be fixed in two weeks for definite..
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:22, Reply)

They're green with flowers on

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)

And pink buttons that look like lovehearts

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I can't wait to get bacon fat on them

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)

best euphemism eva.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Pure true

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Aww HELL yeah', totally gonna wear my new awesome slippers

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)

That's the fuckin spirit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Sex and the City: London right here.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)

More like Celibate in the City.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)

:(

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Sorry Noel, I didn't know you wern't getting any.
It was meant for Gonz.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

So was that.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)

If you can drag yourself down to ours
Stunned has cancelled due to his wife's broken ankle so there's a vat of Lusty's Jamaican curry available. I must confess it got a bit burnt due to NOT MY FUCKING FAULT OK? but it has been rescued.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Did she "fall down the stairs"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Actually I'll be in london tomorrow save me sum blud.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)

There's enough for about 6 people.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I don't have that many friends. Can't you bag it up and freeze it?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)

OK Kroney, give Chompy his login back etc etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Are you saying lusty's curry is crap?
Because that's what I think you're saying.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I couldn't possibly comment.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

What time are you seeing your kid tomorrow, I may be able to meet for a pint.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Meet your daughter for a pint that is,
she's more likely to be able to buy her own.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I need to be round her's for about six.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Ah that's actually when I'm meeting sophie.
So fancy a drink before, I assume soft rather than brandy before you look after the kid.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Dennis Nilsen lols

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Not yet. That'll happen later when I'm drunk and aggressive.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)

That's not what Lusty said.
Also, I was surprised to learn your real name today, it's not what I expected...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Gertrude?

( Kroney, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I know, MEGATRON is unusual isn't it?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Megatron Boyce has a certain ring to it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Fore or sur?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Fore.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Was he expecting 'Montgomery'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Adolf

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Tarquin

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Ishmael

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Damilola

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Now I have The Kinks in my head AGAIN.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Nowt wrong with the Kinks.
Could be worse, it could be the Beatles.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Fore
Granted, I'm not sure what I'd expected, but it certainly wasn't that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Its a fine name, shared by the best sort.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

And you two

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I'm fat, but only one.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)

And Vippers (RIP my niggah)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Where is the old tart?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Maybe one of his marriage vows was to ditch B3ta

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Maybe he got a life and that.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)

New job doesn't allow b3ta through the day, apparently.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Oh yeah, fair point.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Blimey I forgot about that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Oh man, cheers, but I'm gonna turn you down, I can't handle hot food and I could really do with some 'me' time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)

GONZ GONZ GONZ GONZ GONZ
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(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)

acknowledging this cos i like it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Haha.
I like that
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Are you going to be able to join us tomorrow night, Gonz?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

He better fucking had do, I've shaved my bikini line and everything.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)

AND there goes my lunch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

AND my work here is done.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I have managed to steer tonight's food from roast chicken legs and pasta
to Indian + beer. I is well happy innit?!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)

That used to be Porky lips sign off line.
I wish he would post more.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)

He's too busy enjoying being retired to bother with us plebs.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)

:(

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:50, Reply)

POIDH
(although please just gaz them to everybody who isn't me).
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)

hahaha!
Looks just like a penis, only smaller
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I really don't think I will be, but I might do, it depends on how tomorow goes health wise, had some real big problems this week and it's knackered me beyond belief.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I really don't think I will be, but I might do, it depends on how tomorow goes health wise, had some real big problems this week and it's knackered me beyond belief.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Hope you can, but perfectly understandable if you can't.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Cheers man =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Feel better dude!

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Thanks Dude =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)