My flat has some really weird things about it, at least twice a week I wake up and walk around the flat convinced there is someone there.
Things go moving and missing, but in terms of today's weirdness, there was a kitchen towel sheet on the table where my printer is. It was raped up perfectly neet. "Hmm, that's strange, I don't remember ever doing that" so I went to pick it up and put it in the bin, and it felt like there was something in there. So I opened t up, and inside there is a square tea bag.

Now, everyone who knows me knows that there is no way I would perfectly wrap a kitchen towel (I'd scrunch it up or bin it, and it would never go on the printer table), let alone put a tea-bag in it.

I have no idea where it's come from, I'd take a lie-detector to say I didn't do it myself, and nobody has been over for a weeks now, and I've cleaned the flat twice since then.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:54, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You're making me scared about driving through Southgate now in case whatever is in your flat escapes
and attacks me as I drive past.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:56, Reply)

This is no way to talk about TGB

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I don't live in Southgate anymore
so now you look silly
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:57, Reply)

It could have been possible for you to have BEEN in Gonz's flat there though eh?
eh?
EH?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:59, Reply)

No

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Oh, OK then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I'd really like to do a siance thing with a proper spirit-talker type person, but only after I've moved.
I'm not doing it while living here.

There was something while TGB was living here that I thought she was moving really heavy furniture late at night, but last month I heard the same thing, it was like someone was moving around really heavy wooden furniture that was scraping against the wall.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

I don't know if you've seen it yet
but I suggest you don't watch Paranormal Activity.

Because it's crap.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Just the advert for the third one when the kids play bloody marry in the bathroom and then run out when nothing happens....
... and they switch off the light and you can see the women for a brief second, is enough for me to not watch it while I'm still in this flat.

I do want to see them when I move though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Maybe they got better
but the first one really wasn't scary. Just a bit boring.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I just went and found that trailer
that's really clever.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I like those documentary ones, they scare me the most, it's amazing how a little flashing red dot with the words 'rec' can add so much realisim.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)

There's probably a perfectly rational explanation.
Aliens.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Pickfords aliens

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:03, Reply)

A polTgeist?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Aliens. Cheeky bastard ones by the sound of it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I NO RITE
They could have made Gonz a brew
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Shocking. They come all this way just to terrorise poor Gonz.
Will their antisemitism know no bounds?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

IT'S A T-WRAP!
/gets coat
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Haha!
I like this a lot
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

*allah ackbars*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:13, Reply)