I found Jesus

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:26, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

in a hedge?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

wanking at hedge porn

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)

hahahah
Dirty bearded bastard, in his nappy wanking in bushes, he'd be locked up these days.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Hiding from The Jews.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I heard he quite liked Sunny Delight

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Would've been easier if he wasn't still nailed to that cross

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I'm a man of means by no means
King of the Jews.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I like this a lot
Not sure why but you've tickled my funny bone there Mumps

*winks suggestively*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)

*spluffs*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)

3 nails + 1 cross = 4givness

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Thank God...for Jesus

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Thanks dad.
*divine fives*

Let's go make some dinosaur bones and hide them, fuck those atheists shit RIGHT UP.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Lets hide some in Bill Oddie's beard
thus creatinga circular time reference that will BLOW THEIR MINDS
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I can't wait to watch Tony Robinson burn dad.
Can we roast some marshmallows over his screaming, burning soul?

SURE SON, SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN. WE CAN PICK UP SOME BITCHES ON THE WAY HOME AND PAAAAAARTY!!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:44, Reply)

i could apply this to many people at the moment

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Oi vey, it's the jewstice squad!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Where was the cheeky fucker hiding?
2000 years of hide and seek, a world record surely.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

He disguised himself as Mohammed

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I wonder how he hoped to prophet from that.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

1. be jesus
2. wank over hedge porn
3. disguise self as mohammed
4. ?????
5. PROPHET
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)

6. Make new cabinet for dad.
7. Fuck it, use magic.
7. Go to Ikea.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)

hahaha
*buys 'Kruss'*
*dies*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)

MADDIE HAS SOMEWAY TO GO!!!!!111!!!
/tragiclols
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Like La Fritzl, he had help from his dad
*avoids tedious Maddie joke*

EDIT: hahaha nice one Nakers you mong
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)

My post is full to bursting with self aware irony

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Self aware irony doesn't usually smell like it's just fallen out of a bull's arse

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Why do you think it's in caps and has !!!111!!!111!! at the end...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I am struggling to explain that one
Especially given your previous excellent form in the realms of spelling and grammar
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)

In other news, I do realise that REALLY
and I'm off home now, night all

/unprepared to let Nakers reply and think he's won
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)

TWAT! BYe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)