On saturday the wife woke up in a massive grump with me
because I was reading a book and hadn't apologised to her. When I inquired what I should have been apologising for she explained that I had been totally unreasonable in a dream she had just had.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:18, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I was just going to post something along those lines...
I think all men at some point have been in the doghouse for a crime they committed in their partner's dream.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Yup, add me to the list.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:24, Reply)

And for crimes commited in their own dreams.
Apparently turning to your other half in your sleep and saying 'I promise, you don't look anything like Homer Simpson' is not the done thing.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I'm confused
So she does look like Homer Simpson then?
Or she would like to?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Neither.
She looked like Rick Witter.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:37, Reply)

ouch.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:39, Reply)

No wonder you turned to drink

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I don't think I've ever done that
Having said that, I have in the past been unable to look people in the eye after having naughty dreams about them, which is the flip side of that particular coin.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:26, Reply)

this.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Good job you can't see my eyes from the other side of the country then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Ahaha, this too.

(berk, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Um, yes.
Too often. I still blush with one colleague in particular.

Well, she was shockingly filthy.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:38, Reply)

slightly in her defence
I can kind of hold conversations in my sleep, which is probably what confused her. The rather obvious flaw is, I'm not going to make any sense, and I certainly won't answer a question you ask.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:32, Reply)