Wooks called me an alcoholic yesterday
I'm not sure if this is good or bad.

I am in a good mood though because of something I'm not going to tell the likes of you people
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:37, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You had sex didn't you?

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Oh, that reminds me, it's going to be my wedding anniversary soon.
*fits coil, buys condoms, takes pill*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

His sperm will find you, no matter where you hide.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:41, Reply)

*takes bets you'll still get pregnant*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:42, Reply)

*abstains*

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:46, Reply)

It's like they have tiny little jackhammers

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:47, Reply)

...and twatnav

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:52, Reply)

No, I went out with wooks last night and when I got home I was tired
and in a weird mood from work so I went to bed and read some more of my book. Which is very good (Motherless Brooklyn if anyone cares).
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:41, Reply)

No, that was the day before yesterday

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:48, Reply)

of something I'm not going to tell the likes of you people I had a bottle of sherry for breakfast
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Not a big sherry fan
Still in the fussy stage of my alcoholism
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Same here.
I can't wait till I'm happy with the cheap booze.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:43, Reply)

It won't last.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:43, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Probably not :(
*hides the white spirit and deicer*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:46, Reply)

You should hide booze when you are drunk.
That way you won't remember where you hid it. I fully expect to find a bottle of vodka hidden with the Christmas Decorations or something one day.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:52, Reply)