Meh
Bad: argument with Ms Foxtrot this morning
Bad: my innate neediness means I shall be dwelling on this all day
Good: Managed 7km on the treadmill this morning
Good: I've lost 9lbs in the last four weeks

It was a massive fucking struggle not to carry on with the bads. Be warned, b3ta, I am EMO today.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:38, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You, earlier:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Can't see that
Thank fuck
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

It's a pic of Emo Phillips.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:48, Reply)

He fucking scares me
There is an extra chromosome in there somewhere
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:49, Reply)

It's Emo Phillips

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I have no idea who that is

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Comedian, bit mental.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Actual mental?
Or "look at me I'm so waki and therefore highly amusing" mental
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Actual mental

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Actual mental

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:59, Reply)

BIT?!
Like Hitler was a BIT of a Jew hater

Hitler Monty
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:55, Reply)

E HO
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Strikethrough on a capital E doesn't really work, does it?
Nonetheless; very good *cricket applause*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:41, Reply)

No, it really doesn't does it?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Points for effort though
How are we this morning?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Busy
Not that you'd know that by the amount of time I've spent here so far today. But I'll just disappear at some point I expect.

You, good sir?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Fucking shit, but I really must stop beakering and MTFU
I've got plenty to do as well, shall probably follow your disappearing example before too long
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Either cut yourself or just man the fuck up.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:44, Reply)

i think he's been up enough men already

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:44, Reply)

*applause*
and a click
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:45, Reply)

That's very good Gary
Why can't all your posts be this funny? Ooh, did you see the thread I started last night enquiring whether we were too harsh on you, and newbies in general? You came out of it VERY well
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I kniow rite!
all this ploying for attention i keep done is actually work!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:50, Reply)

You'll soon be confident enough to talk to a real woman!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:52, Reply)

woohoo!
are you sayin lady quents int a real woman? she is you know, she got big ol babylons to prove it and a right hairy muff
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Hopefully not an English one
Nothing kills romance stone dead like correction of the use of the past participle
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I find it easier to read his posts with a Yorkshire accent.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Haha!
This works better than expected!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Really? It comes across as a thick Bristol accent to me
I think it is his repeated use of "fucken"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

See, that could be NE too
Ya fucken gunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Whatever works, as long as we can find some way of understanding this poor dyslexic latent homosexual.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

is that an insult? sounds like one
should i be upset?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)

More a fact than anything.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

STOPI CKING ON ME YOU HORRIBLE PRICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:16, Reply)

:'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:18, Reply)

YEAH! i won

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)

You sure did slugger.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:20, Reply)

hadns up like Rocky IV
yeah!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Good for you!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)

wahey!
do you want to come to a prty at mine?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Will there be jelly and tizer?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:25, Reply)

there will be now!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:28, Reply)

FUCK YEAH!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:29, Reply)

i'll pop your invite n the post this'll be mega!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:39, Reply)

look, fairy
i ent gopt no problem with you shirt lifters, ever since womens lib you guys have been doin alright, i like your fashion, some of your music ain't bad and the colours of your flag remind me of kids tv, but you CANNOT be correctin me english when you've been firing your love custard up anuva man's shitpipe

caprice?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

She isn't a man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

WHAT!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Caprice
She used to model Wonderbras and now looks like a doll
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:03, Reply)

dunno what your goin on about pal, rthnaks for the input tho

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)

YES, I WILL GET YOU SOME NICE CRAYONS

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

i don't want em if they been up your bum

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

eee by gum lad
I could right go pastie quite soon. You big puff, get back downt pit and stop larkin about on tinternet.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

*prepares razor*
All those of you without bumAIDS might want to step back out of the splashzone
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:50, Reply)

For the full emo, carve I LOVE GARY on your arm.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Can I write most of it and carve the last bit of the Y?
It might hurt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Diet emo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:57, Reply)

It's like those Manics fans who used to write 4 REAL on their arms in pen or lipstick
If they'd needed help, they only needed to ask. I would gladly have carved up a Manics fan with a razor blade.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Good plan.
You can do the G and A later on.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:59, Reply)

M, C and A surely?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Very good

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

There's NO way you'll feel down

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)