This year. Got shitfaced at the Duck and even had CAKE. Everyone sang happy bday.
The 90's pop bingo folk even gave me a prize. Got free shots off the bar staff and was lolspoilt.

18th. I did nothing.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:50, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Cake and booze is good
I got jumped just before my 19th birthday so ended up out on the town dribbling beer out of the corner of my mouth, due to the swelling.

I'll leave it like this for strikethrough lols
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Nah, you've had enough.
That sounds fun.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:56, Reply)

It was actually a good night
It worked out easier to drink cocktails using a straw which didn't at all get me leathered, ending up with my smoking spliffs in the club made from cherry baccy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

silver lining and all.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

So I was told

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)

my 18th was shit too
my oxford entrance exam was the very next day. we all went to the pub and i ordered my first legal round.

mine was a diet coke.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Diet coke is shit, that's why

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)

But you got in yeah?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Yeah, she had her passport
Oh, you mean Oxford
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Border controls were harsh in them days

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:56, Reply)

OIK control

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

pub? yes
big boobs = easy to get served

oxford? no

fucking useless fuckers. not that i am still bitter or anything... no, i LOVED my time at london, wouldn't change a thing.......
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I felt sorry for you and thought what a beakering cunt all in the same post there.
You sure stir up some emotions swipey.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

it's funny because
of my many, many thousands of beakering posts... i didn't actually think that was one of them. ah well.

and i had a good night really, all my mates were there, and they were drinking happily.

why don't we just agree: it wasn't beakering, and there was no need to feel sorry for me, but i AM a cunt?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I feels how I feels.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

slightly squidgy around the middle
and hard in certain areas when the wind changes direction?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Dunno love, never met you never mind touched you.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:12, Reply)

half a cider and a packet of pork scratchings could change all that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I ain't that easy.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:04, Reply)