I had an awesome day that included doing
- Teaching myself a new (computer) language... 'Visual C#'. I think I'll have my first WP7 phone completed by this time next monday... I am unbelievably awseome at what I do ^^.
- Picked up a Nokia Lumia 800 cirtasy of nokia
- Maybe possibly appeared as a big fat sweaty geeky rapist on an international advertising campagin :S
- Bought 4 bags of sweets from a markets stlll for a fiver for family.
- Went into Lush and bought a rediculous amount of stuff, their staff are scarily friendly and bubbly and helpfull... I've actaully never been to a shop with such helpfull staff before. She even held my little basket as I went around choosing things (probably so I can't feel the weight so I keep on going 'that, that, that, nope, yup' to all their products) and she seemed to know every product really well. Only slightly in love. I wonder if that uniform dating site has a 'lush employee' section. Spent too much money and felt bad about putting stuff back so just bought it. Oh well, at least that's a shitload of christmas present sorted.
- Bought some [thing] which is really awesome and pretty for people's home, I haggled with the market stall owner and got £6 knocked off the total. They'll be presents I think, but I really want one for myself. Deffo Ma' is getting one, maybe Aunty Sonia/Alan and finally... me or debs. Probably me 'cus Debs hasn't gotten me fuck all for like 4 years now, christmas present wise.
- Saw the lovely Clendrix who convinced me to come to Monty's tonight. I'm 75/25 about going on account of him being a self cunt 'cus he lives no where near a tube and making it on a school night.
- Saw my Ma' and "a chat" about money and my flat and her ex-friend Shelia who has turned into a total bitch who has been dissin' Dad agmonst the Cockfosters Maffia.
- I had some AWESOME cheeses with truffle honey.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:45, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

somebody summairise for me please

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:46, Reply)

TL;DR
He had a better weekend than you.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:48, Reply)

ok kewl jsut wanted a brief
thanks man
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:48, Reply)

squits, autism and cheese

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:48, Reply)

sounds like a PARTY

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Why? do you find reading hard sometimes?
I mean, if you're interested, you'd read it, 'cus you'd be interested. If you're not interested, then you wouldn't read it anyway, so there is no point of a summery.

Unless you're partially interested, like, you wanna know, but don't want to put in (what appears to you) the effort of reading, in which case, I suggest one of these gateway courses at your local collage as 'English' seems to be an obstical that is effecting your functioning as an adult.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:53, Reply)

summary plz?
k thx
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Basically, you're a massive spastic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:55, Reply)

ok kl thx

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:56, Reply)

you forgot BORING
and probably UGLY
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)

dundle-di-dun click click
dundle-di-dun click click
dundle-di-dun dundle-di-dun click click

she's chubby and shes moody, her boyfriend pokes the dookie
shes chubby and shes moody
the swipey tragedy

dundle-di-dun click click
dundle-di-dun click click
dundle-di-dun dundle-di-dun click click
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:00, Reply)

put it on one line
so it doesn't fuck up the page and this is probably the closest you have got to something that is actually worth reading.

only close, mind you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)

ITS A POEM

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Consolidate all your debts into one easily accessable package, quite uni and get a job.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)

WHAT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Are you _sure_ that you're a fully functioning adult?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:05, Reply)

i come with accessories

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Like a community support officer?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Like Barbie

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I DON'T KNOW WHATS GOING OJN

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:08, Reply)

If you don't come tonight I will duff you up.
Also, I'm less than 5mins from Bethnal Green tube, or less than 1 from Cambridge Heath overground, and about three from Hoxton overground, you lazy shite.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:52, Reply)

AND there will be lush fancy cheeses
with hot pitta and dips and meats and all sorts.

NOT the liquorice shit kind, before battered sets off again.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Do I need to bring anything except
myself and wine?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)

oh wait
who invited YOU
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Well it wasn't me that's for sure.

Hang on...yes it was. Soz everyone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I'll just not come shall I?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I think that would be best, yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Agreed.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Yeah', purely for the ratios, just in case an orgy _does_ break out.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Yes.
More wine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Doubt I could find Quentin in time....
Oh, you said more WINE, not more WHINE.


Hahahahahaha. *shoots self*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Oh Jim. Where did it all go wrong?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Oh, that's alright actually, I can walk to Barbican then tube to liverpool street then tube to bethnal green.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:00, Reply)

i'm getting a cab
although i don't actually work near barbican so there's not much point suggesting you get in it with me?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Or you could just get a bus from barbican.

( wanderlust, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Ohhh, what one?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:07, Reply)

It's the number GO ON THE FUCKING INTERNET AND LOOK IT UP GONZ YOU LAZY SHITE
I think.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Woh', you can do that on the internet these days? It's come along way since the days of people putting barbie dolls in bumholes

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Most bumhole sites have a bus timetable section these days.
Do keep up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Get an overground train from Liverpool St to Cambridge Heath,
it's only a hundred yards or so from my road.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:06, Reply)

You can get a bus gonz. They stop outside the house.

( wanderlust, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Oh god has he moved you into a bus stop?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:56, Reply)

It's very convenient actually.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I don't like the bus.
The driver has too many choices, they can go left, they can go right, they can go fowards, I donno if they can go backwards. It's too many choices, a train driver can only go forward.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:03, Reply)

or on strike

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I walked past a Lush shop once and the stench was so overpowering there's no way on earth I could go in.
Worse even than the perfume bit of Selfridges - or HimJim's sitting room as he slumped in his own excrement playing 'computer games' on the weekend.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I'll let you know I was playing 'computer games'
in the games room. Sitting Room... Ptchah!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Games room? How common.
Has it got a brick-built bar in the corner and a globe drinks cabinet?

I'll bet it does.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Why would it have both?
Clearly you've not thought this through.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:36, Reply)

lush makes me sneeze
it also makes me want to eat the stuff in the window, even though i know it's made of soap. doom.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:00, Reply)

My sisters friend past out in the covent garden store

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)

does she have a Tiny Temper?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Yes, but a MASSIVE MINGE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Pass Out is a song by Tinie Temper

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Incredibly, I am actually aware of this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:14, Reply)

its the one that goes 'doodly-doo doodly-doo'
dododododod, ddiididididdo,dodododo didididido
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I think the trouble is, everything smelt the same after a white.
And it's all raped up in individual cases and then in a bag that's raped up and my flat _still_ smells of Lush.

Better than fag smoke I suppose.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:10, Reply)

hahahaha all raped up

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:12, Reply)