Only kidding.
Must have been a good while back though I can maybe just remember them being around £3 a pack when I started.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:12, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I was about 27.
So nearly twenty years ago.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I was 11 then.
I hadn't yet started smoking. Lack of commitment on my part. Poor show.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)

I was 3

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)

i was minus five!/20!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

0.25?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Alright everyone.
I'm old!!!!

I get it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Nah, they are all children
not properly formed.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)

You mean deformed?

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Well, you've met AA.
Need I say more.

I reckon Kroney hide his deformity under his clothes.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Git.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)

We have met.
Surely you knew this about me. Or was I behaving?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)

You were behaving fairly well, I was doing my best
But I think that went downhill towards the end of the night...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Dear me, must have given of a false impression that I was a nice guy.
Drink will do that.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)

It definitely did with me.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Gave the impression that you were a nice guy?
You must drink a lot to be so all-round nice /pander
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)

You plum.
I meant I drank a lot to think YOU were a nice guy.

Now the insult is not so funny because I have to explain it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I like defusing jokes like this.
It also makes you look heartless after I was so nice to you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Pfft!
I'm not your friend anymore.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Meany!
*sulks*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Yeah, it's true. I have a body that JUST WON'T QUIT
It's exhausting.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Well nobody would expect a 3 year old to smoke.
That'd be ludicrous. The cherries are very hot. Health and safety etc. Your mum was probably still blowing second hand smoke down your throat at that point.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

The pair of you may fuck right of.
Children should not be allowed on this board.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

By my working, Kroney is only about 5 years younger than you.
Does that make him a child?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Pretty Damn close.
I'm currently setting the acceptable minimum for being considered human at 30, 25 if you have nice tits.

He may just scrape in but it's close.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I'm 3 months shy of 30, do i have to leave?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)

What are your tits like?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)

pretty pert even if I do say so myself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Sadly man-tits are ineligible.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)

sadly
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)

You should judge each case on its individual merits
Nakers, send Quey a titgaz.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)

*PRESSES PANIC BUTTON*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Is that what you call it?
Cheers for the Gaz, I'll open it later when no one's looking.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I'm 31 and my body's started slowly breaking.
I think I qualify.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)

On sufferance.
Just watch that smart mouth of yours.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)

That figures
That's be about the time I started smoking. *contemplates Nicotine gum wistfully*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)