He sounds braver than me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:00, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

She knew her place.
Seriously though, the poor down-trodden cow was just a bit too thick to realise that this wasn't normal for a married couple.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

dunno
bet it could salvage quite a few marriages
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)

It SHOULD be normal for married couples.
It's only an hour after all.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I thnk as long as there was a quid pro qou it would be fair.
maybe an hour of you watching her shit TV programme without winging.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Or indeed whinging.
What about an hower ov aporlin speeling?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Sorry mate, don't understand what you were saying just there.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)

"without winging" - sp.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Sorry mate, such subtle distinctions are lost one me.
If the spell check does not underline it it gets posted /minor gonzist.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Soz Quey, I've had a long day. Got nothing else to moan at.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)

s'fine, I don't care.
You should see my fucking hand writing, any thing's better than that.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I could do that. As long as it wasn't a property related programme.
Actually the idea of having an hour in the evening to sit down and do nothing sounds rather nice. Doesn't really happen with a three month old baby.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:17, Reply)

I like Kirsty's new arts and crafts program.
All the people stuck in negative equity or who are stuck with an unrented flat bought at the encouragement of our Kirst, must really appreciate being shown how to make a vallance out of pig's jizz.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)

As long as it's not the EGGS FACTUUUUUHHH.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)