I'm not talking to Blousie, because she's a big meany.
Who are you not talking to and why?

Alt: Has anyone ever not been talking to you?

AltAlt: Best way to explain to an 8-year-old that looking up girls skirts is frowned upon?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:42, 139 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sympathy reply.
HA!
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)

After one minute?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Just making a point.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

She can be very sympathetic.
It's a shame I'm not talking to here, so I can't say that to her face.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Alt: No
Altalt: Show him a hairy 50 year old clopper in all it's badly packed glory and he'll soon back off. Probably turn into a quender though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Oh, he's already well on his way to that.
Which is why this is out of character and I need to have a heart to heart. More surprised people are complaining TBH, we played Knicker Chase when I was his age.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)

tell the future nonce to pack that in

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I thought that was waht was on his mind already...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I refuse to believe Blousie was mean to you
Alt: Mrs Cow, various

Alt Alt: Explain nonces in jail
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)

She totally was.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1440734
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)

She was
...and yet the internet is still working. Can someone clever explain this please?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

God
Doesn't exist.

Alt: My dad once stopped talking to me for about a fortnight when I was about 17, it was a bit weird. I later found out that when he and my mum were first married he used to sulk all the time, but she soon knocked it out of him.

AltAlt: Let him witness you getting caught looking up an 8-year-old's skirt. He'll soon find out what people think of that sort of behaviour.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I'm not talking to loads of people, because I'm stubborn.
Yes
Explain privacy and personal space.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Very sensible.
This is my plan, along with trying to find any underlying issues.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)

The underlying issue is what he is trying to see!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Why when I copy text out of a pdf does it add a 'return' between every word when it's pasted?
frustrating
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)

PDFs are well shit, innit.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)

urgh your a PDF file!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)

I had this issue
It could be worth pasting into another doc first and formatting.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I mother Fucking KNEW it!
As soon as I wade into a long thread, some cunt comes along and starts a new one.

Bastard.

Now I'm not talking to YOU. Coincidentally, someone of my acquaintance didn't reply to my last three texts, so I took it as a hint and didn't send any more. They've basically ignored my existence for three weeks, so I'm guessing we're no longer talking. Which is sad. I suppose it means I'll have to talk to you lot of bumders instead.

AltAlt: show him a picture of Chompy/Rory/Quentin, and tell him that's what happens when you look up girls' skirts. Or let him watch that Dentata movie. He'll never go anywhere near a girl's skirt area after that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Please tell Mr Quixote that I'm off to the gym now and when I get back I shall expect an apology.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)

this is really annoying by the way.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Then you may tell Ms. Blouse that I shall be available for her apology
When ever she chooses to proffer it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Yeah, if you want to flirt do it over gaz,
I have to keep my lunch down.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Fine, If I ever feel like flirting I'll gaz it to you to pass on.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)

and then he will think it is meant for him
how is that going to help him keep his lunch down?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Like I care about his lunch.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Very annoying.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)

You love it really.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)

shit
is looking up skirts frowned upon, I cant usually see their faces
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)

+e
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:09, Reply)

punch it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)

My family as they are all a bunch of cunts.
Alt: my wife occasionally if I piss her off.

AltAlt: Tell him to wait until he is 18 and then make sure he only looks up the skirts of girls his own age.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)

stop bullying quentin
he thinks she's his GIRLFRIEND
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I have SO MANY girlfriends i don't know what to do with myself anymore

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:08, Reply)

myself anymore a woman anyway
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)

i know waht to do with them, you stick your dinky in and wiggle it about, simples

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)

calling it a "dinky"
is not a good advertising campaign
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:21, Reply)

i've got a MASSIVE dinky

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Double Income, No Kids

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Yet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Silly Quentin
youporn is not girlfriend
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)

hahahahaha
laughing a LOT at this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)

i'm not talking to the boy at the moment, or EVER AGAIN
that's about it though. i'm very soft and friendly in real life.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Alt: I sometimes wish Mrs Dupinblue would stop talking to me
Unfortunately she has far too much to tell me to even shut up for a minute.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)

you'd be sorry if some madman
cut out her tongue.

hmm. mostly because you'd never get a blowie again though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I think we sealed that deal with the exchange of wedding vows :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)

you should have put it IN the wedding vows
kind of like a pre-nup. a pre-nosh, maybe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)

You're a lawyer
would this be legally enforceable? It reminds me of a comedian doing a gag about how if he got one of those 'free blowjob' tokens for his birthday he'd save it and then, 5 years later, after they'd broken up redeem it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)

i'm not a family lawyer
next question
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

It's more a contract law question.
I suspect the answer is no, but the why is interesting.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)

it's like a gambling debt
not legally enforceable
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Gambling debt are not legally enforcable?
Woo Hoo, I'm off to paly high stakes poker.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)

that is why they send around the heavies
to remove your fingers, one at a time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)

family proper
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)

A strikethrough that has made me laugh. That's a rarity.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)

i used to like you
now i am going to join in when monty slags you off tonight.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:07, Reply)

I don't think I feature that highly on monty's radar to be mentioned IRL

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Aw, all you need is a bit of attention, eh?
Have you tried sending him a titgaz?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:11, Reply)

WUV OOO

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:11, Reply)

This is why I go to the pub.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)

My wife talks endlessly to you too?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)

No but I think she has given lessons to my wife.
All I need is an hour of peace a day. Is that too much to ask?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)

you are carrie bradshaw
AICMMB's
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Who?
claim what?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)

you're better not knowing.
It's a sex and the City reference.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)

you know
i don't think that description is quite what their marketing campaign is aimed at.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)

FFS.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

In my defence My ex used to watch it
and such was the natured of out marriage that I had to as well.

ex....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

manolo blahniks, sweetie
they are the gods of shoes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Is that like Bang and Olufsen

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)

no
it is like designer SHOES. how is that like an electronics store?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Ah. The female version of Oliver Sweeney's?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Massive Bollocks>?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Manolo Blonix
Stupid shoes, probably not spelled that way.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)

I hate that I know what the MB stands for.
I fear I may be gay.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)

hahaha
explain it to your non-gay buddy, please.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Haha
I used to work with a woman whose husband had lain down the rule that she wasn't allowed to speak for one hour after he got in from work.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)

He sounds braver than me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)

She knew her place.
Seriously though, the poor down-trodden cow was just a bit too thick to realise that this wasn't normal for a married couple.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

dunno
bet it could salvage quite a few marriages
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)

It SHOULD be normal for married couples.
It's only an hour after all.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I thnk as long as there was a quid pro qou it would be fair.
maybe an hour of you watching her shit TV programme without winging.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Or indeed whinging.
What about an hower ov aporlin speeling?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Sorry mate, don't understand what you were saying just there.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)

"without winging" - sp.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Sorry mate, such subtle distinctions are lost one me.
If the spell check does not underline it it gets posted /minor gonzist.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Soz Quey, I've had a long day. Got nothing else to moan at.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)

s'fine, I don't care.
You should see my fucking hand writing, any thing's better than that.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I could do that. As long as it wasn't a property related programme.
Actually the idea of having an hour in the evening to sit down and do nothing sounds rather nice. Doesn't really happen with a three month old baby.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:17, Reply)

I like Kirsty's new arts and crafts program.
All the people stuck in negative equity or who are stuck with an unrented flat bought at the encouragement of our Kirst, must really appreciate being shown how to make a vallance out of pig's jizz.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)

As long as it's not the EGGS FACTUUUUUHHH.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Yeah, that smelly crusty communist bloke went crying about b3ta meanies and is lolignoring me.
ITSSOFRUSTRATINGIHOPEHEDIESOFCANCERONCHRISTMASDAYBEFOREHECANHAVEHISTOFUSPROUTSTHEPRICK
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)

whoa
is the stress getting to you, sweetie??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:07, Reply)

lol

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Rory has quit smoking too by the look of it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Serene here, always serene

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)

just checking

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:22, Reply)

whoa calm it fella

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Hahahhahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I just got "People will apprechate your unusual magnetic personality". I think I wanna get it framed.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)

In a chinese cookie

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Fortune cookie.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:17, Reply)

was it surprisingly cheap?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:21, Reply)

or did it cost a FORTUNE?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)

YOUKNOWWHADDIDIIIIIS!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

I'm struggling to think of anyone I have actually genuinely refused to talk to since child hood...
I don't think there is anyone.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I have a few on ignore on here.
Don't you?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I have one person but it was the autistic massive pics they were posting all the time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Yeah look I'm sorry OK?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)

*nothing to see here*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I have never put anyone on ignore.
This is because I am not a massive poofter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)

You are.
Where are you going on Wednesday night?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

The very jaws of hell.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Is it a Turkish sauna for a happy finish?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)

No.
He's going up the Arse.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I am oiled up and ready.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)

You're doing better than this chap.
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?name=pasanonic
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Oh dear. What a sensitive soul.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I'm GUTTED, I'm not on that list.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Note to self: must try harder
I think I'm going to send a hate-filled gaz and see how I get on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Don't think so, or no one who's a proper person
I might well still have the 1st PERSONALITY HORSE in ignore, but I think that's about it, I've only ever done it to avoid reading through tedium with no content.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)

You've got me on ignore?
Thanks, babe.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)

You are most welcome
....shit!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)

No, it's YOU'RE welcome.
...shit!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Ha!
Updated as it looked wrong when I posted
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

YOU'RE...a most unwelcome shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Most of my family.
It's not so much a family as a multi-generational feud in human form.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I find that really depressing.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:48, Reply)

It was a lucky escape by all accounts.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:54, Reply)

I just couldn't think of anything worse than not getting on with my family.
I can't wait to see them all in a few weeks time.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I'm not talking to anyone.
Alt alt: THERE'S EIGHT OF THEM!!!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)

shall i bring my ipod tonight then?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Great idea!

How did you know I have a wobbly table leg?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Euphemism of the day. To me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

it made me laugh too

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)

people WISH
i didn't talk to them.

altalt: show him some Helmut Newton photos. It's art.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:21, Reply)