I just asked my downstairs neighbour's boyfriend to sort his parking out.
He wasn't best pleased. I might be the block cunt now.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:08, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Was it shit parking though?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Massively shit, he's taking up three fucking spaces.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Then you're not a cunt, unless you pointed it out in a shitty way.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Nah man, I'm polite innit.
He got shitty, I left him to it. He does it every time he comes too. She's told him off for it before and he moved it, but she said "I've told him, he doesn't give a shit."
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:20, Reply)

fat bastard#

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:19, Reply)

You can get fined for that round here.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

This is a small block of new flats in a little market town, he's just being an ignorant prick.
I'm not a big fan of ignorant pricks.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)

shit in his washer fluid

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Did you subtly imply
His lack of parking-fu suggested a certain femininity?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:14, Reply)

He's stocky, and bald, so I said "Please sir, mister, could you be more considerate in your parking in future please?"
He said "Why?" I said "Look at it. Three spaces." He started making excuses, I said "I don't want to discuss it or get into an argument, please make more of an effort in future." He started going off on one. I walked off upstairs and into my flat.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Cool story bro.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Actually that does make me sound like a bit of a cunt.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:26, Reply)

I disagree.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:30, Reply)

You would, you fucking love me innit.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)

*giggles*
*blushes*
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Hahaha, he's just been out and moved it after two cars parked in the middle of the car park.
*dances*
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)