well now it looks as if nobody is talking to anyone
what are you up to tonight? as it's a monday, this can include dinner plans.

alt: best/worst talkers to comment on qotw and why?

alt alt: can men wear brown shoes with a suit?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:47, 192 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Brown shoes and suits don't go.
I have yet to see any exception to this rule. Since I couldn't wriggle out of work early to come and eat cheese and drink wine with you lot, I'm going to the pub here instead.
(berk, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:50, Reply)

and you should see the cheese truckles i bought
there is a cheddar with diablo chillis, a cornish cruncher with balsamic onions, a blue one and a soft one. and maybe a wensleydale with apricots. some fruit is involved anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Saaaaaaaaaad facing, right here
however I have good company for the evening regardless and the pub I'm going to does white chocolate and pistachio cheesecake. I may forgo mains entirely and simply have two slices of that.
(berk, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:01, Reply)

make it three
then one can be a starter too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:01, Reply)

I can't eat that much!
I would be sick and that would be a terrible, terrible waste.
(berk, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:03, Reply)

i reckon i could

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:05, Reply)

I reckon you haven't had surgery, though...
I could quite easily have eaten a whole cheesecake back in the day, let alone two or three slices...
(berk, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:06, Reply)

no
i guess that's one thing against all that business. Not able to eat an obscene amount of cheesecake
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:09, Reply)

nah', you get to taste it again.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:17, Reply)

this sounds eminently sensible

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:03, Reply)

I mean, chocolate comes from beans
and pistachios are nuts. It's practically two of my five a day.
(berk, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:05, Reply)

Not much, going back to work tomorrow (just had a four-day weekend, woohoo!)
alt: Me, because I'm ace.
alt alt: I'd say "no", but as I've only ever worn suits for funerals I'm a long way from being an expert.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:51, Reply)

see, i have seen some quite nice men's shoes in brown in my day
but they are HEAVILY frowned upon in my law firm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:52, Reply)

How come?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:55, Reply)

because it is a law firm
and you couldn't get more anal if you had your fist up your arse...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Is there an actual written policy on what you're permitted to wear at work.
It wouldn't surprise me at all if there were.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:04, Reply)

ha of COURSE there is!!!
we used to have dress-down fridays, but that got abolished due to abuse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:08, Reply)

I do hope it's in full accordance with the ISO standards for shirt textures and tie-knot dimensions.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:11, Reply)

How can a dress down day be abused?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Somebody wore High Street
instead of designer.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:14, Reply)

By breaking down its confidence and not allowing it any self-respect or dignity.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:14, Reply)

i worked somewhere where you weren't allowed to wear shorts ever
We asked why, they said "well there were these guys once who went drinking in their lunchbreak and caused all sorts of trouble..."

we asked how the story was related to the shorts ban. "well, they were wearing shorts..."
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:15, Reply)

Going to bed early
I'm shattered. In other evening related news, I'll probably try and book some hotels and rail tickets as I'm planning on venturing to London for a few days.

Alt alt; checks feet. Yes. Yes they can.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Make sure you get all your jabs too.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:56, Reply)

good point.
*phones doc*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:57, Reply)

great scott!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:03, Reply)

damn.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:05, Reply)

tea, orchestra, pub quiz
bed.

alt alt: I'm not going to stop them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Evening all.
Guess what fat bitch just ate a whole tub of Ben & Jerry's?

My plans for the evening will mostly involve self loathing and Jabba the Hutt impressions.

Alt: they're all cunts.

Alt Alt: Aren't you supposed to wear them with blue suits?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:16, Reply)

i have rice cakes
but they are caramel flavour
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:17, Reply)

That makes me feel so much better : (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:19, Reply)

i really want ice cream and pies
and cake and stuff, but that would be foolish.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:21, Reply)

It's the Internet. You're supposed to look like jabba the hut

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:22, Reply)

Well, at least I'm doing it right.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:23, Reply)

All of us?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:44, Reply)

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU&feature=player_embedded
I'm close to bursting from laughing.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:22, Reply)

this happened in a class today:
student "ummm, [cavy] was that guy you were talking to an inspector?"
me *suspicious* "no, why?"
student "it was just, um, we were having a loud conversation about dildos while he was in here...we didn't get you into trouble did we?"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:29, Reply)

keeping the kids happy
By making wanky pinecone decorations. Did I say wanky? I meant "beautiful sweetheart"

Oh and the shoes.
Of course brown can and should be worn. With a suit in the brown colour spectrum. Brown shoes are only worn with black/grey suits by tossers in my experience.
Blue suits should only be worn if you work in a high street bank and they're the uniform.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Watching Monsters Inc for the Nth time.
Then I'm getting my tea.

Alt: Me, cause I'm better than Gebvq;kvwv
Alt alt: No. Unless the suit is also brown. Maybe grey... but probably not.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Yeah, but you've got a GayBeard™.
alright Maffers
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:44, Reply)

My Gaybeard is the source of all my power.
Yah, I'm alright, yourself?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Uh, brown shoes with a suit. These are the rules.
Where traditionally brown shoes were seen as too sporty to wear with a business suit (where black, perforated cap toe brogues would be de riguer), it has become acceptable, and even stylish, in recent years to wear dark brown shoes with more casual business suits. Two button, narrow-shouldered suits can be worn in this way, but traditional, double breasted pinstripe or wool knit suits call for traditional, black footwear.

Just remember though, that while shoes are often seen as accessories, one should not accessorise a brown belt to brown shoes, unless the suit itself is greenish in colour, for instance, a glen plaid Paul Smith two button suit. Accessorising with a dark suit worn with brown shoes would demand that subdued, natural colours be employed for the tie and cufflinks detail. The belt itself should of course coordinate to the overall colour of the suit. Braces should only be worn with a double breasted suit, matched to trousers with deep, well-pressed pleats.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:56, Reply)

Evening PD

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:00, Reply)

alright DOZ-One
That nobby office block in Leeds where you had an interview - was it Bridgewater Place?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Yes. Yes it is. Why do you ask?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:03, Reply)

I used to live round there a few years back, just before they built it.
The street it's on was rough as fuck, used to be part of the red light district. How quickly times change.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:05, Reply)

The red light district was Neville Street?
I thought it was Chapeltown.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:06, Reply)

It was mostly round the old textile works on Water Lane, Sweet Street etc.
Chapeltown's just a shithole - they'd set fire to the brass there if they thought it might get them insurance money.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:14, Reply)

So where did it move to?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:18, Reply)

No idea, haven't lived in Leeds for five years now.
Probably to one of the adjacent bits that's yet to be gentrified and populated with bright young things fresh out of Richmond, Surrey.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Bradford then.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Or Beeston.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:24, Reply)

A gentleman does not wear brown shoes in town during the week.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Rubbish.
The rules are up there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:18, Reply)

These rules are incorrect. Where are they from?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Bruce Boyer, Pat Bateman and Plum Dozer.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Buy yourself a copy of Debretts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Buy yourself a copy of Elegance in Menswear.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Is this something you have written?
Neither Amazon www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=Elegance+in+Menswear&x=0&y=0 or Google know of it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Meh.
Nearly right.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Close but no cigar
Cigars of course only being lit by wood (never a lighter and preferably by a taper) and only smoked when rough shooting or after ladies have retired back to the drawing room (or their chambers) for the evening.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Of course old boy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:32, Reply)

My pleasure. Do you have time for a quick pink gin before supper?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Unfortunately not.
I have to return some videotapes.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:40, Reply)

has to be mike for the pure forum joy of catchphrase in colour
and in all fairness, who the shit looks at what a blokes got on his trotters, mens shoes are dull as fuck
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:25, Reply)

I would like Janet to participate on OT more.
Wormulus can do one though.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:33, Reply)

im not really a fan of janet tbh

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I think she's funny. There are considerably more lame posters around.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:35, Reply)

youre well entitled to your opinion, i stand by mine
whats your beef with wormulus? he's alright like
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Met him at a bash. Thought he was an arrogant prick. His posts since have failed to convince me otherwise.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:40, Reply)

i love posters what cause upset
sometimes he causes upset
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I've never witnessed that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:42, Reply)

oh

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Ditto

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Janet is ok but doesn't really contribute anything funny or clever.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Janet's safe. She comes out with a good line every now and again.
Bonus points for loathing Adam.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I'm out at Piccolino for dinner
Treating myself. Also there's an offer on :)

Salsiccia risotto and Vitella di Milanese, should be good.

Brown shoes are difficult to pull off with anything.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:32, Reply)

Bollocks parrot.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Rosie and the parrot

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:37, Reply)

aww look at us

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1Y3PlmwnRM
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:43, Reply)

lawl i totally unplugged my speakers to make room for the christmas lights aint i

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)

If I don't get mine up next week you can fucking help me right?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)

yer course im a seasoned tree putter upper

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)

YERSE
Tralaterluvyoubye
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)

bye miss you bye now see you soon

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:47, Reply)

I have been to the gym and had a lovely linguine and tuna dinner.
Now I haz wines and teevee.

Best talker to comment on qotw is Gonz because he makes me chuckle.

Worst is Baldmonkey because he's a twat.

Men can wear what the hell they like if it makes them happy.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:38, Reply)

*coughs*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:40, Reply)

*holds testicle*

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Your left one or your right one?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:42, Reply)

The middle one.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:43, Reply)

She's a right one she is
Alright ladies?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)

BM's alright, he can even be quite funny.
Don't tell I said that though, he'd only be an unbearable fat ballbag about it.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Sometimes 'can be quite funny' doesn't make up for being a nasty piece of work.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:47, Reply)

I've never really seen him being nasty. I'd go for annoying, if pushed.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Let's just say he crossed a line with a friend of mine.
Even on B3ta there is a line.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Fair enough.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)

No probs.
What you up to?
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Fuck all really. Another exciting night.
You?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Same!
Long periods of nothing going on with short bursts of awesomeness. I believe you have a poorly missus. Nothing serious I hope?
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:53, Reply)

VERY serious. But hopefully she'll get better, at some point.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:02, Reply)

*sadface*

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:03, Reply)

I just need to slap her more.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Always works for me.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:16, Reply)

A few years ago he came off his medication for a few days.
It wasn't a pretty sight.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Yeah, there was that.
I did forget about that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I also recall that he renamed himself to Butterkist Butterkist ra-ra-ra for the duration.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)

I don't remember that. Christ.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Evenin' all.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Hello petal.
*waves*
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)

*Waves*
Hello my little bundle of self-destructive joy.

How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:47, Reply)

I've bitten all my nails off and I'm on the vino.
WooHoo!
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)

I'm looking at hotels and check train prices.
I'm hoping to be in That London in early December if you're venturing down to the capital before Crimbo.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I won't be down till late December : (
What will you be in London for?
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:51, Reply)

I just fancy a break.
I can do some shopping and see if any of the shut-ins are allowed out for a shandy at the same time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Contact CQ. I'm sure he'd oblige if he hasn't got the boy.
I can't message him as we're not talking. He was rude to me ON-LINE.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)

hahahahaha
Monty and Battered have already suggested they'll be free for booze too.

Would you like me to broker a peace deal for you both?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

All he has to do is apologize.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Don't hold your breath.
He's a stubborn wee fucker.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)

So am I.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:01, Reply)

He was rude to me once, so I gave him the full extent of my caustic wit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Only once?

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Uh, constantly.
Hence my constant haranguing of him and his autistic ways.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)

alright Jefferino?
I hope you took heed of my sartorial advice above.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)

About what shoes I should be wearing?
All of my 'work shoes' have leather soles.

That's how I roll.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Next level ill shit homeskiddle.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Innit blud.
Any work news?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Yes. I thought I told you?
I got the Fisher account.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:51, Reply)

This means nothing to me.
Tell me all.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Thursday last week. Two interviews, one verbal offer and I think I'll be asked back for a second interview at the head office of a supermarket.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Result!
Better cash?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Much better.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Fisher Price!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

That was classic intercourse!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:57, Reply)

hahahaha
So what is the supermarket job. (And how does that fit in with your current work)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Shelf filling is usually at nights.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:02, Reply)

It is head office.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Evening Jeff

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Alright mate.
Did you see the City game on Sunday?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)

I did not
I watched downloaded Yank shows and did a bit of the German Market. How'd they get on?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)

They won - away to Millwall.
Still in the bottom 3, but we've taken ten points from the last available 12.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Good news
We lost to liverpool and arsenal but won the other 3 of our last 5 so looking up here also.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:01, Reply)

I'm going to work

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Chow bella!

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)

+ pasta

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)

I just asked my downstairs neighbour's boyfriend to sort his parking out.
He wasn't best pleased. I might be the block cunt now.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Was it shit parking though?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Massively shit, he's taking up three fucking spaces.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Then you're not a cunt, unless you pointed it out in a shitty way.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Nah man, I'm polite innit.
He got shitty, I left him to it. He does it every time he comes too. She's told him off for it before and he moved it, but she said "I've told him, he doesn't give a shit."
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:20, Reply)

fat bastard#

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:19, Reply)

You can get fined for that round here.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

This is a small block of new flats in a little market town, he's just being an ignorant prick.
I'm not a big fan of ignorant pricks.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)

shit in his washer fluid

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Did you subtly imply
His lack of parking-fu suggested a certain femininity?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:14, Reply)

He's stocky, and bald, so I said "Please sir, mister, could you be more considerate in your parking in future please?"
He said "Why?" I said "Look at it. Three spaces." He started making excuses, I said "I don't want to discuss it or get into an argument, please make more of an effort in future." He started going off on one. I walked off upstairs and into my flat.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Cool story bro.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Actually that does make me sound like a bit of a cunt.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:26, Reply)

I disagree.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:30, Reply)

You would, you fucking love me innit.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)

*giggles*
*blushes*
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Hahaha, he's just been out and moved it after two cars parked in the middle of the car park.
*dances*
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Alt alt: Course they can.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:18, Reply)

+'t
never, ever, EVER
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Depends what colour suit it is obviously.
But some you can, black shoes are grim.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)

a brow suit, but then you'd look like a twat from the seventies
black shoes are not grim, just depends waht you buy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:24, Reply)

I need a new job, what shall I do oh wise evening b3tans

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I'm looking for a gigalo.
Money isn't too good but I'm clean.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:20, Reply)

I'm not sure I have enough meat on my bone(s) for you blousie
you may need to feed me up
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)

I can throw in a meat pie supper or two.
I'm not stingy.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)

I assumed meat pie would be part and parcel of the job tbh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:27, Reply)

To assume makes an ass out of U.
lol
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Every time you make an assumption, you make an ass out of U and Mption.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Nerf herder.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Nerd huffer

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)

What do you do at the moment?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:20, Reply)

loyalty marketing, basically

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Why don't you show some loyalty and stay where you are.
If only there was a OT regular who was a master marketeer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:24, Reply)

battered?
I meant to send him my CV actually
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)

LOL

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Crackwhore

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Punch cripples for money.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:21, Reply)

I'd do it for nowt.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Punch money for cripples.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:21, Reply)

BOKKO!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Mega-punching cripple-hating BOKKO-dancing crack-smoking nerf-herding cock for hire.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:24, Reply)

For money.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:26, Reply)

SOLD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Bouncer, from neighbours.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:24, Reply)

uh, Barry, you are in agreement with me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:02, Reply)

I've put my son to bed and am waiting for his mother to get home so I can go home.
The highlight of my evening has been finding some actual coffe, some actual milk and even some actual sugar in this House of The Vegans, I am drinking acutual instant coffee here folks.

Alt, I like Mumps, but Wormulus is a tosser

AltAlt: I'd have thought with a brown tweed suit or some such they'd be fine, but, as dozer has said, I know very little of fashion.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:24, Reply)