I'm going to stick up for Tangles here
It is entirely possible to make tofu taste good, it just takes patience. Lots and lots of patience.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:45, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Deep-fried and in a well made sauce it is tolerable,
but it still doesn't taste of much.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Smoked tofu is a bit better.

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)

The silken stuff is nice in a good stir-fry
Not, it has to be said, as nice as a fuckload of mushrooms, but as you say, protein
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Lots of mushrooms!
Or aubergine in place of meat also works.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)

But, but, aubergine's rank

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)

You are so entirely wrong.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)

This is an unnervingly accurate summation of my character
based purely on my opinion of one vegetable
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)

My turn.
Stephen Hawking is a cunt.
Surmise my character from that.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)

You're a religious nutter who hates Robot Wars

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Back of the net.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Jackaknackanory

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Isn't he, though?
I love aubergine.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)

It soaks up all the flavour from whatever you cook it with
Omnomnomnomnom!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Curried aubergine is brilliant
As a side dish to meat obviously.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Good call

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:07, Reply)

no it isn't
you can make it taste of something else. That's not making it taste good. So what's the point of it? I could probably make a shit sandwich taste good if I gave it a go, but what would be the point?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)