^like this
Suck it up breast hater.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:14, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

OMG I've got balls! lets talk about my balls!
they're getting saggy in my old age and i keep sitting on them by accident.

I imagine you have similar problems with your tits
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Ok but they're no breasts.
I wear something called a bra. It stops me from catching them in my trouser zipper.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:16, Reply)

If you don't do you often catch your boobs on your zip?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I'm diffusing Quentin's insult by agreeing with him.

( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I'm diffusing it by wanking furiously over the thought of his balls on your breasts.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Quentin's nutsack turns you on?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:24, Reply)

its spheres, the mans crazy for spheres

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I'm imagining his balls dangling off your chin while you motorboat blousies boobs.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:26, Reply)

This would require some contortion
I'm not sure the cheese-spine would cope
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Interested to note that you have considered the logistics of this scenario.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Nah it would work
Quentin does that thing where you pretend to ride an upside down bicycle, you crouch down and rub his balls on your chin, and blousie kneels behind quentin, facing you, and waps her baps between quentins things for you to nuzzle.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I need a diagram here Al

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:36, Reply)

This could just be the best picture in the history of /OT

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Oh man, if I'd known you were going to big it up this much I would have put more effort in

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:43, Reply)

It's pretty good
but it does look a little like sc is sucking off Quentin while BGB offers a breasty headrub.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Nah, Quento is upside down
He's licking his balls, if anything. And it'd be rude not to in that position.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:49, Reply)

well, quite.
the reverse teabag, if you will.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:51, Reply)

That's pretty much what I had in mind
so the diagram is obviously clear enough.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:51, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Ta

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:56, Reply)

That's today's wanking material sourced then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)