I think the one I witnessed where she shoved a chupa chup right up her vajoo
and then handed it to the groom to lick clean will live long in my memory. And not in a good way.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:11, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Ewww!
Why would you want to lick something which had been somewhere where clearly a large number of desperately sad men had left their seed?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)

+ mouldy lollipops

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Where the hell is that supposed to fit in to my sentence?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:17, Reply)

At the end, dipshit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)

left their seed mouldy lollipops?

It doesn't make any sense man!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Ok, they left their seed and mouldy lollipops

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Al, to this day I have no fucking idea.
The doubly disturbing thing was, she was fairly attractive and this took place in the bride and groom-to-be's living room. It was a genuinely surreal moment in my life.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Ew!
Fucking hell
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)

well, quite.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Damn that's grim.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Almost as bad
as the stripper a friend hired to surprise another (female) friend at her birthday party, who squirted two lines of cream one up each thigh, and invited them to lick to where the lollipop poked out of her knickers
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

the one i saw did something similar, but also poured wotsits in the mans pants and then made him sit down
i don't know why she did that
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)

What? sit?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)

she basically made him crush cheesy crisps into his bumhole and cock
i think she was quite an angry person really
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

*sigh*
What? sit?
WOTSIT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

yeah she made him sit on them

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)

really? :S
all of these stories are so grim.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)

true as the nose on my face
its not exactly the most glamorous profession is it?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

well, at least you can see whether her thighs are clean....

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Devon knows how they make it so creamy.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Haha
I'm assuming it was cream here
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)

chupa chuff

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)

This entire subthread has made me feel rather queasy.

( Kroney, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I have to agree here
Lapdancing places put the shits up me. They are weird and intimidating
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Go in and start stipping. See how they fucking like it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)

stipping?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)

what battered said.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stipping
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)