I love everybody today
Especially Noel. He's my favourite
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:51, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Does he get a free drink at Club Cloppicana?
And good morning :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Yes he does
But only one.

HEY PICKLEFACE
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Does it come with an umbrella in it?
HIYA!!

Grinning away this morning. I was sat on the train and there was this toddle jabbering away. A bloke sat down opposite the kid and his dad and the kid broke off mid-sentence and screamed, "HELLOOOOOOOOO!!!!" in this guy's face at the top of his voice.
It's the little things that get me through the day.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Did the guy shout back?
Apparently when kids do it it's funny, but when adults do it it's child abuse
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:59, Reply)

He should have, that would have been incredible.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Ahem
May I offer myself up as the acid test?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:53, Reply)

*dips you in acid*
Hmm what does melty mean?

I'M JOKING IT'S ONLY SHERBERT WATER!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I knew that deluge of compliments the other day would pay off!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Even me?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Today.... yes

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Woo hoo!
Why so cheerful?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Lots of soppy reasons
Oh and I get to see Wooks later so WOOT
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Good good!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)

don't like him, hes on my list

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Isn't everyone on your list?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

no only noel
everyone else is alright, but he got personal, hurt me deep, couldn't take it so had to put him on the list

still feeling pretty bruised about it all
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Oh man I didn't realise that
I'll give him a slap next time I see him
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:11, Reply)

don't hurt him physically, i want you to slap him where it really hurts
in his SOUL
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I'll tell him his beard looks stupid.

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)

that'll do it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Fuck off

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I know you don't mean that Rory

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

did you see you got a mention on qotw?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)

This whole thing (which uber twat Legless started) of putting a post on QOTW slagging off other posters is getting tiresome.
If somebody dislikes someone they should shut up and put them on ignore. End of.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I swear
I feel my support for the likes of AB and Shambolic and (whisper it or else he'll come running) Rory growing exponentially with every post of that kind that gets made.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I agree.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Why is it always my favourite qotw correspondents that get all the hate?
Is this an indictment on me or the moaners?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:06, Reply)

links please

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:38, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/amazingprojects/post1444319
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:46, Reply)