I've started reading Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland by Carlton Mellick III.
I like it.
He's a very handsome man.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:18, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Very underground.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:20, Reply)

It's a bit odd.
He's clearly a sex wrong.
But I like it.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)

He certainly looks wrongsexed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I read Satan Burger last month.
Most of the second half was taken up with the protagonist screwing a four year old blue alien with big tits. The "blue woman" couldn't talk and didn't eat normal food, it ate spunk. Through its cunt.
Eventually it spunked down his neck through its tongue and made him pregnant.
I'll not lie, I had to rub one out every couple of pages.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Hahahaha!
Alien porn!

Is nothing sacred?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Alien PAEDO porn, at that.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:42, Reply)

And kind of gay.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:42, Reply)

He looks like Baldmonkey unsurprisingly.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:43, Reply)

SEXY.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Hasn't someone demanded that you be banned yet?

( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I expect so.
It fills me with a warm glow.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)

How many people are sharing the account?

( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)

potentially two of us
but i think it's actually just me
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Did you see the comment about you 'levelling up' all your accounts to the same post count?
I lolled.
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:30, Reply)

No.
No. I must've missed that.
In a way, when you think about it, it's a little bit like, sort of, everyone on this site is an almighty prick.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:35, Reply)

It's not like they are pricks. They are.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:37, Reply)

We are. Yes.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)

He looks like a fat ballbag to me.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I won't lie to you, b_m
I'm both deeply disturbed and slightly impressed by the effort you've gone to with this Mellick chap. Tell me, what happens if I actually try and buy one of his books on Amazon? I mean, how do you manage to maintain an Amazon ad for something that doesn't exist?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I mean
Some friends and I once made up a band, complete with history, back catalogue and lyrics, just to see what would happen we we posted it, but that was all done in one gin-fuelled weekend.... but this is above and beyond.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

It freaked me out a bit. I ended up emailing him asking what the fuck he was doing with my face and why he had put stupid mutton chops on it.
He explained that in the near future, I upset so many people that I escape by going back to the year 2000 and pretending to be an American author. So apparently, I AM him. That or he was fibbing.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:12, Reply)

But I'm a fairly honest chap, so I don't think I would lie to my past self in the future.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Also, I got him to read a copy of my poetry book.
He said he liked the cover but the poems were crap.
So there. A REAL AUTHOR LIKES MY WORK.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:16, Reply)