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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The internet court is now sitting to hear the case of
The internet
-v-
The Light in Chains
EDIT: IT IS THE JUDGEMENT OF THIS COURT THAT THE LIGHT IN CHAINS IS GUILTY OF FUCKING A CHILD AND THEN BOASTING ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET.
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:36, 14 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

No one knows yet though.
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I've been bullied on qotw and need to go home and cry.
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I represent the INTERNET Crown in this matter.
I gather that the INTERNET defendant is going to represent himself.
This does raise the issue of Cross-Examination in person as the matter concerns a scheduled offence under the INTERNET SEXUAL OFFENCES ACT 2003, so if my learned friend Mr PsychoChomp would take on the role it would be for the best.
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:40, Reply)

THE LIGHT IN CHAINS IS TO BE REPRESENTED BY THE INTERNET APPOINTED COUNSEL MR P CHOMP.
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Have you been promoted to judge now? Shouldn't you be representing the internet?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I AM SITTING AS A RECORDER IN THE INTERNET CROWN COURT SITTING ON THE INTERNET.
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)

INTERNET USHER, CALL THE INTERNET JURY PLEASE.
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

My name is Mr Wormulus and I represent the INTERNET crown in this matter. My learned friend Mr Chomp represents the INTERNET defendant, The Light in Chains.
The Light in chains is not here as a guest, he is here to answer criminal charges.
Criminal Charges of CHILD FUCKING.
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)

ONCE THE PROSECUTION HAVE FINISHED.
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)

FUCKED AN INTOXICATED CHILD WITH HIS PENIS
and by doing so committed the offence of CHILD RAPINGS.
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)

This will be a matter for you, you must judge the INTERNET evidence amongst yourelves after being directed by his honour the judge.
Now my learned friend Mr Chomp will speak to you.
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)

The court appointed lawyer seems to be nothing to defend his client.
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)

( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)

HE WAS GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO PRESENT A GUILTY PLEA BUT INSTEAD GAVE NO INDICATION. WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO PROCEED AS THOUGH HE HAD PLEADED NOT GUILTY.
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Charges that have been made many a time before in these boards. Often correctly.
However the standard defence for this situation has a large precident.
And so in defence of my client I will state for the record:
OMG DIS IS B3TA WTF I THOUGHT HE WAZ ALOUD 2 TALK ABOTU FUKIN KIDZ
STOP TAKIN THE INTERNET SERIOUSLY
UR UPSET
HE WAS LYING, 4 A JOKE
GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR
UR TROLLING GO BACK 2 /TALK
THEY'RE ALL VIRGINS ANYWAY
I'M GAZZIN ROB.
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)

PROSECUTION COUNSEL PLEASE.
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)

The Prosecution would like to offer in evidence, exhibit one.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1445273
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)

'gone at it' with a '15 year old'.
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)

DO YOU INTEND TO CALL ANY WITNESSES?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)

the legal age of consent there is 12.
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Something really, really childish. You know, so as to fit in.
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)

OR I SHALL HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT OF INTERNET COURT AND MAKE YOU WAIT ON /BOARD UNTIL THIS IS ALL OVER.
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Squawk can't be bothered to change my username squawk squawk
Squawk squawk
Squawk
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)

dare I say stalking?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)

As far as I've ever been aware he smells of gone off milk and WOW desperation. A middle aged local government evergreen virgin if ever you saw one.
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)

PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN TO MR CHOMP.
HE'S THE ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A RAPIST, THE RAPIST WITH THE WIG ON.
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)
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